Unity - Pornstar Battle II [v1.0.1] [LewdMonkey]

  1. 1.00 star(s)

    Ptah

    Even If I don't count the "sticky cards" bug. The game design itself is AWFUL. I think the developer has not played many card games, because you can't create this quantity of cards and ONLY give values of attack and defence. The characters SHOULD have skills, so then you can really create a REAL pool of cards and not only 4 or 5 useful because the rest suck. Also, really bad idea the rare and common cards being just weaker versions of the epic is an awful idea. And the plot in the story mode is simply stupid, so sorry but it is what it is, it has ZERO connection with the cards in terms of
    aesthetic or setting.

    It's sad because the UI aesthetic is really good, and also the idea, but the implementation and the card game itself are REALLY BAD.
    If you want some tips to change completely the card system, DM me and I would help you, but, right now, it is totally pointless.
  2. 1.00 star(s)

    tmking

    Would like to give this a real review but in its current state it doesn't play with out breaking. I havent been able to complete a match because the cards will randomly no longer be select-able until i have a hand full of cards i can not do anything with and thus cant continue the game

    on a second note I would love to see a windowed option for this instead of just full screen.

    I hope I can update this review one day when the game play functions better.
  3. 5.00 star(s)

    high lhkuj

    cool, but maybe сan make a fight like in the 1st part? they are faster and easier. The idea with action, finish and video is good.
    all rest is fine.
    i think bugs repaired soon .
    thanks to the author and inspiration to create
  4. 4.00 star(s)

    kryptic0ne

    Felt the need to leave a review as I don't think the average is reflective of the game. Right off the bat, IT IS VERY BUGGY RIGHT NOW. Does that make this unfinished game bad or unplayable? No. I think the porn is good, and the concept is actually really enjoyable and would like to see it fleshed out more.

    If you think the bugs will annoy you, Id recommend staying away until a further release comes down, but the proof of concept is there and I find it pretty entertaining from what I have played.
  5. 2.00 star(s)

    CptValor

    im sorry but i went into this expecting an experience similar to that of the old Helfire Girls games back on DMM and Nutaku. the bones of a decent game are there but right out of the gate i was having issues that made my experience with this one rather frustrating! so we'll start from the top!

    first issue! the annoying music! durring the game the music is tolerable but in the menus i was quickly searching for the volume slider or the mute button as the music is so loud in my headphones i almost had to take em off! the other thing that was bothersome about the music was the fact that if you leave that screen or menu it unmutes itself and starts playing all over again when you enter a new menu! to fix this there should probably be a universal volume control so the player can decide how loud they want the music or if the want it muted. music volume and the sound of the character voices in story mode or the sound in the adult clips can be adjusted separately for the best experience!

    second issue! the free starter pack that was mentioned to be given to all new players in the first pop up window that appears when the game opens for the first time... where was it? i could never find it! does every player get the same cards from this pack when they start? is the starter pack the handful of common cards you get to play with at the start? if this is the case, it would have been nice to get to open the pack and see what cards we got even if it is a pack of common cards for newbies!

    third issue! deck building! deck building was lame! there really seemed to be no point but to force the player to go into the deck builder just to throw all of his new common cards over to the other side of the menu screen! at least if your gonna do something like that give us an optimize button that will give us a deck built with the best cards we currently have available! (for newbies this will save them the 5 minutes it takes dragging every card to the other side of the screen)

    fourth issue! the actual game play! maybe this is a bug but as you play and want to look at your cards (especially for new players who dont know what each cards values are yet) the cards lock into place after picking them up and putting them back into the hand! if you did some kind of rollover where the card showed up in a zoomed in picture on the screen or something like that to show the card to the player or keep it as is but allow us to drag the card out of the hand to look at it but not be punished by locking it into the hand if we do so! as i was playing the game would lock the cards in the hand and i would have to start the match over because i couldn't touch any of my cards to discard before ending my turn! that was another complaint i had too but we will get to that!

    fifth issue! discarding at the end of your turn! i can see where using a discard function at the end of your turn could be a good idea if you kept your cards in the play area like you do in yu-gi-oh or magic the gathering but if you just lose all the cards in the play area after combat then why make us lose more cards by discarding? personally i think an end turn button would be better and only force the player to discard if they have a hand greater than 7 at the end of a turn!

    anyway, those were a few issues i had with the game while playing it and unfortunately i had to stop playing because i couldnt even finish the first match! after some tweaks this might be fun. the skeleton of a good game is there but it needs fixing up and unfortunately i had to give it a rating based off of what i experienced when i played it! hopefully i can edit this score in the future as i feel there needs to be more good adult card games out there! keep workin on it dev! youre almost there!
  6. 4.00 star(s)

    ShinZou

    This one has tons of potential - but I'd suggest waiting until the bugs are ironed out.

    Gameplay: (+) The porn elements and gameplay are quite fun, but it does however, need some refinement which I see happening when new cards get added. The card design, is also really well done and it easily the best part of the game. The gacha elements are also incredibly fun.

    (-) Items are pretty useless mid-late game and not worth the extra turn, except for coffee which is one of the best cards in the game that is somehow only a common. Items could be more creative, eg dildos and toys instead of generic stuff.

    Design: (+) Pornstars and card design is very well done, each has their own accompanying videos based on the cards used.

    (-) Finishers looks boring and don't really do anything different.

    Story: (-) looked silly and didn't fit, I just skipped it.

    Sound: (-) It's better than nothing I suppose, the music is quite generic but will be better once the volume issue is fixed

    In closing: There are many issues; including a super annoying bug that freezes cards in your hand. preventing you from playing unless you play super optimally (play, draw, discard) - the bug seems to happen whenever one plays out of turn or out of order. There are exploits with regards to reselling cards and cards disappearing if you open a pack and exit without revealing anything.

    Sound is also wonky. for some reason each menu has it's own sound bar that resets whenever moving to a new stage. The UI design has both strong and weak points; the card battle stage needs more work (perhaps a mouse over effect), your hand/card fan isn't visible enough - cards need a design element at the top to be more recognisable too, not being able to see what cards you have also needs to be fixed. Items are boring can be more spicy ie, dildos instead of coffee etc etc.

    The UX needs work as it's a bit janky - esp with regards to card sorting

    Nitpicks: Would've preferred vids/pics of stars in their prime rather than their new stuff, eg Kali Roses, Riley Reid, Mia Malkova have some great content but her new stuff doesn't look as good.

    This can easily be 5/5 with the bugs fixed and more content, keeping an eye on this one for sure
  7. 3.00 star(s)

    mockingbird15

    Seems fun, i like the idea but it's pretty broken: cards easily get unselectable leading to unplayable hands and forcing surrender. I ll go try pornstarbattle 1 and I'll keep an eye on this one, when fixed it might be good fun.
    updated +1star : if you are very carefull where you drag and drop you can mostly avoid the bugs. i enjoy the concept but much quality of life improvement is needed (selling duplicates, selling all commons, etc.)