Post your ideal parody game!

cisco_donovan

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If a genie offered to make you a parody porn game for an existing tv show or movie or anime or whatever, what would it be?

I am not going to make the game. You are not going to make the game. No-one in this thread is going to make this game. Forget all the practicalities and details and legal bollocks.

Just post what you'd like to see. What happens, what is the game play like, who do you fuck?

I'll drop a couple in the thread to get started.
 

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I would LOVE to see a Star Trek parody where you play Q.

You'd get to jump between all the different TV shows at will. Enterprise, Voyager, DS9 - pick a ship, station or planet and fuck freely around with the girls there. Hell, maybe even the boys too.

What might work is that you play a Q whose powers have been reduced or taken away, probably by John de Lancie's Q in the Q wars. You have to manipulate the captains, or something, to get your powers back - meanwhile you dick around.

Major kinks would be free use, public sex, time pause, plus the usual fuckery.

I'd love to write a star trek parody by the way. Maybe one day...
 

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I'd also love to see a Farscape parody. The trick with that would be working out how to fuck Moya.

Obviously you'd mostly be fucking Aeyrn, Chiana and Zhaan. I could do without the annoying princess tbh.
 

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The other thing I'd like is, instead of parodies which write their own stories, to play through a pornified episode of a TV show.

I think it would work well as a point-n-click / visual novel. You'd be a bit like a director, controlling characters across the set, make them interact with each other and the world around them (USE dildo ON Hermione), and generally play out the plot of an episode. But with more sex. You'd have a pornified intro sequence, you'd have distinct scenes with stings in-between which use the audio from the actual TV show. Maybe you'd even be able to choose an ending, or play through it different ways.

A bit like the new Hitman trilogy I guess? Events happen through the world and you can choose to engage with them or ignore them. But I am rambling now.

I'd love to try and actually make this one day. It would fit the Trek format well I think. I'd do it with Winx season 1 episode 1 although it's probably actually too easy to pornify it...
 

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Kind of generic answer but James Bond is just perfect. The series of relatively short and high intensity adventures, each with a new intriguing woman. Its like it was written to be a porn game in the first place they just left out the explicit content.
 

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Kind of generic answer but James Bond is just perfect. The series of relatively short and high intensity adventures, each with a new intriguing woman. Its like it was written to be a porn game in the first place they just left out the explicit content.
Which era? Modern?
 

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Which era? Modern?
If I were making a game about it, it would have to be set in the time period where the soviet union still existed. The cold war backdrop makes it better, the ussr as a real legitimate antagonist, even if behind the scenes. So its not "agent with the full backing of a first world nation vs one crazy rich guy. "
 
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probably a parody of a popular and bright anime but its turned really dark and 18+ (not rapey) and has a lot of sex scenes. preferably fast progression with no way to miss certain scenes unless you explicitly say no to them. the fast progression thing can be thrown out the window if the story is really compelling and has multiple story lines. I don't mind having certain sex scenes locked via chosen path since i can do those extra paths and also get a story. I like a game with a lot of replayability.

I also really like the games Bloodriver Saga (My Hero Academia parody) and Superhuman (non-parody with a compelling story) in terms of story so I would like something like those but with a generic isekai or shonen anime with the main character being a more chaotic person in a much darker world. examples would be things like; In Another World With My Smartphone, Konosuba(less ideal), Wise man's Grandchild etc.

I would want the game to play like a telltale game with choices, quick time events, walking around and finding things, and also the options of whether to kill or not while also using a QTE. also a type of combat system would be cool but i cant imagine what it would be like to mesh well with a telltale game style. maybe something like the prototype fighting system where you can use a wheel to scroll through your different powers or styles to massacre or fight with.

I want the anime characters that usually have set emotions to actually feel human (most applies to generic isekai). I want to play as them or be put in the same place as them and have actual emotions in the same way the modified versions of the main characters do. I want them to be sad at the death of loved ones or angry at the ones who harmed them instead of the usual nothingness. I also don't want the characters to just be god level from the beginning.

the reason I said a Konosuba parody like this is non ideal is because Konosuba is a comedy and is great as it is. Konosuba's main character starts as a weakling and has very low growth but can still accomplish great feats with the help of the team who he cares for deep down even though they annoy the hell out of him. Konosuba is great and doesn't need to have its characters parodied to feel pain and sadness like the emotionless Shin Wolford (Wise Mans Grandchild).

I feel like I've gone off track at this point and have started ranting so I'm going to stop because I feel as though I've written a low-effort 4th graders essay.
 
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This is a hard question.
Mostly because i dont watch tv and any shows i am aware of just make for bad games.

Parody, Parody, Parody.
Such a limit.

I am going to assume hentai serries like oni chichi and Ore ga Kanojo o su Wake dont count?

Searching massive databank on anything remotely fun to turn into a porn game.
Locating.
Searching.
File found: Neverwinter nights 2.
Dominate person is a spell in D&D that can be used for a great many sexualy adventures.
Add to that there is a great many evil stories you can write from slavery to rapist to being a good person who helps others(Your sick, get laid)

As for why neverwinter nights 2.
It is one of the few 3d D&D games.
Most are top down or simply limited to low level adventuring.

So yes.
A good D&D porn game with accauly gameplay would be nice.
I know there is a D&D porn game on f95zone but i found it lacking.
 
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A lot of IPs would make for good porn games. Star Wars, Star Trek, and Farscape as two you mentioned. Stargate would be good too. A lot of IPs already have porn parodies out there too.

If I had to pick one that I got to fully control everything about it... I'd go with Star Wars. You'd be a jedi on the run, it'd be set between Episode 3 and 4. You'd build a crew (all sexy ladies, with maybe the exception of the token droid companion) and try to keep one step ahead of the Empire. An Inquisitor (sexy lady you get to win over eventually) is hunting the crew but so are the ISB, the Hutts, Black Sun, and other antagonists. I have lots of ideas for missions and plot points, but ultimately there is no grand galaxy saving plot, no big confrontation with the Emperor or Vader, just a crew trying to survive. It would be largely open ended. Kind of like the old MMO Galaxies Edge, but with a little more overarching plot.

As for gameplay, if I can go all out here, it would be a semi-open galaxy with large open worlds to explore. You'd have freedom to go to dozens of worlds at any time. But your action would matter. If you kill a bunch of troopers on one world, then you'd be more wanted, and it'd be harder to go unnoticed when visiting another. The main goal is to do enough to get by, to keep a balance between the light and dark inside yourself and not get killed by the Empire or other hostile power. There would be character creation, you could play a male or female. Though I wouldn't have any male love interest, so I hope you're into a lesbian harem if you make a chick. And it would be a harem game. You could play a few different races, but they'd mostly only be the near humans. Zabrak, Mirialan, Umbaran, Twi'lek, Zeltron, Pantoran, maybe the Chiss but probably not. One or two others that are human enough to not be weird. You'd be able to customize your ship and lightsaber. As far as fetishes go, harem of course and you'd have all the classic vanilla stuff. Plus, incest, pregnancy, cheating (you'd get to steal a girl from an NPC guy if you want), some light sub or dom (your choice), alien girls (duh), optional lesbian stuff. Nothing extreme, no rape or NTR or scat. And the game would come first, the porn is just there to add to the flavor.
 
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A Westworld or Truman Show would be interesting. An artificial world the MC doesn't know they are in.

Edit: Or the Twilight Zone! Some short unusual stories.
 
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Harry Potter I think has a lot of untapped potential. While it's certainly no stranger to parodies, there is A LOT of degenerate potential in that property. Especially once you start involving spells and potions and stuff. Imagine something like a super-charged Artificial Academy 2 set in Hogwarts, but with a lot more hand-crafted content.

I would also love to see a game set in the Dragon Age or Mass Effect universes. Lot's of potential there. Bioware is pretty much known for their romancing waifus/husbandos after all.

Dragon's Dogma, Stardew Valley, Resident Evil, Metal Gear, The Witcher(that has both plenty of book and game characters) would also be neat.

To me a good parody game need a lot of predefined female characters who are cute or sexy, an interesting world that can scale and sticks fairly closely to the original story. I hate it when parodies start mixing different properties or strays overly far from the source material, it ruins all immersion and feels more like fapping to cosplayers than the actual characters.
 
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Sword Art Online, except you get to NTR Kirito and the girls who ditch him do it netori style and cruel. Asuna yuuki obviously has to be the last one. The nail in the coffin where she uses SAO lore to bury him and claim she would rather be with someone else for, reasons lol. Or should that be his offline sister Leafa? Or should it be the Accel World protag going back in time somehow to berate dad and cancel her own existence from time and space or does she change herself to look more like the MC? Idk, but all of this would be interesting to see. The end would be Kirito deleting his account in shame and telling his former friends/daughter he is going to play WoW.

Yes, the shade I have for Kirito could darken entire galaxies and snuff out suns.
 

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Sword Art Online, except you get to NTR Kirito and the girls who ditch him do it netori style and cruel. Asuna yuuki obviously has to be the last one. The nail in the coffin where she uses SAO lore to bury him and claim she would rather be with someone else for, reasons lol. Or should that be his offline sister Leafa? Or should it be the Accel World protag going back in time somehow to berate dad and cancel her own existence from time and space or does she change herself to look more like the MC? Idk, but all of this would be interesting to see. The end would be Kirito deleting his account in shame and telling his former friends/daughter he is going to play WoW.

Yes, the shade I have for Kirito could darken entire galaxies and snuff out suns.
Lot's of juicy doujins. I never even watched SAO, but I know all the characters from NTR hentai lol...
 
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