Others - Abandoned - Project X: Love Potion Disaster [v7.8 Alpha] [Zeta Team]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FECK ARE THESE KEYBINDS? it clearly wasnt designed with keyboard and mouse in mind. press start it says WHAT KEY IS THAT??!!? OR in the gallery, the on screen cursor is controlled through your keyboard, but then you have no key to switch the characters. honestly, this is dog water, the controls are actually horrendously terrible

An okay side-scrolling beat-em-up, porn that gets weird even by the standards of monster-bestiality porn, and a number of niggling annoyances that drag the game down without being show-stoppers. Worth checking out for fans of sidescroller beat-em-ups and monster porn, but overall I'd say it's merely average.

For a seemingly abandoned project, this still remains as one of the best sprite based 18+ games on the site! Not only does it contain loads of amazing sex animations for every playable character/enemy/boss, but the beat 'em up, side scroller gameplay is actually really fun too!

An incredible platformer through and through.
One of the best out there.
tons of different animations and sprites
even different variations for different characters and areas.

Great sound too ^^
i give it a 9.5/10 and i've played tons of platformers as they're one of my fav style of echi game

One of the best fighting game i've played, 5 stage avaible with 5 differents boss and yet pretty long enough content to play. I'm just a bit sad that they didn't complete the game, seems like only 1 or 2 stage where missing to finish the story. There is a really good challenge and i had a hard time to finish the game, that what i like in a game (majority of adult game are so easy in the gameplay you have to play dumb to lose a bit).

If you like beat-em-ups and you like porn you've found your game. Obviously loads of people already know about this title, and if you haven't heard of it until this point then stop reading and play a couple stages, it's definitely worth it.

The one thing i'll give the devs shit for is the seriously slow rate of updates, but it seems a little wrong for me to do this to a product that it free for everyone and non-profit.

I'm amazed there are no reviews of this yet. Probably because everyone and their mothers know about the game already (Damn Mothers can't knock before coming in late at night, amirite?)

This game is the product of a bygone era of indie game making. I'll give props where props are due, the art is fairly well drawn (the sprites, more like) and there's a wide variety of fetishes. The OC they introduced, a frigging Sonic OC, is actually drawn on point and meshes well with the rest of the crew... Though they couldn't help themselves but make her the OP character anyway...
Now, why 2 stars? The game is simply not good. It's outdated. It uses an old engine with laughable resolution for this day and age. The sound effects sound as if they had been recorded with pre-smartphone era phones, the menus are difficult to navigate, there's no mouse support, there are a ton of options that can't be used.
And as for the gameplay part of this video game: It is needlessly infuriating. Your character's attacks have very limited reach and they hit only on the plane that you are on (give or take a few centimetres up and down, but barely noticeable.) The enemy AI, particularly in the Halloween level, loves to exploit this by approaching from above or below while you are trying to step away to get in position to hit them. If the enemy touches you, you have a split second to press a button and escape (provided you have stamina) but sometimes the game likes to load something or lags when this happens, so you press the button and nothing happens, only to be prompted a moment later, and you can't react fast enough. (Also, fuck that boss that disables your escape button. That is peak shit game design.)
Lastly, what we're all here for, the pron! It's...... alright? You will only get your kicks out of this if you are into a LOT of stuff. For many players, there will be several enemies whose attacks will be turn offs, and it takes only one or two kinks one isn't into to lose one's mood. Lastly, I understand the gallery is still a mess (I'll admit I haven't played v7.8, only 7.4 and you need several playthroughs to unlock some things, which is mental.)

TL;DR: The game is old and it shows. Don't expect the developers to improve anything about it judging their track record. I'd say, if you are interested, download it with a save file and check it out. It can be fun for an hour or two if you have never played it before. But frustration will eventually pile up, don't say I didn't warn you.