(Review as of v0.87.0)
It pains me to rate this so lowly because I remember playing this a year or a year and a half ago. I rather liked it and decided to put it on the back burner to wait and see what updates rolled out after some time had passed.
After suddenly remembering it and checking things out... That memory should have remained a memory.
Don't get me wrong, what Paradice has cooking has a lot of potential. The customization of characters in a game using models from Honey Select (pretty sure) isn't something I've seen done before. The characters themselves are interesting enough even if their backstory is rather cookie cutter.
It's just... Between v0.85.2 (last version on Itch) and v0.87.0 they decided that it was time for a rewrite/revamp/whatever you want to call it. Typically I wouldn't mind those, sometimes they're necessary as you learn how to do things better... But that isn't the case here.
Sure, some scenes contain less bloom which is an improvement, but overall it's a buggy mess that will make you wonder "Did they even playtest before releasing this...?" and I wish that was just me exaggerating. During the half-hour or so I spent playing v0.87 I had experienced:
There's also this class system that's left as-is from v0.85, except for some UI elements like the aforementioned Obedience bar with your students and also just outright removal of content. We're told "Work in progress" when clicking on the buttons that'd lead you to them, but it just strikes me as weird because it's the exact same character models, dialogue, and UI in the previous version. Just without the events, for some reason.
Just... Man. Maybe this will be better in the future, but for now give it a pass or play the older version that, in my opinion, has more going for it than this currently does.
It pains me to rate this so lowly because I remember playing this a year or a year and a half ago. I rather liked it and decided to put it on the back burner to wait and see what updates rolled out after some time had passed.
After suddenly remembering it and checking things out... That memory should have remained a memory.
Don't get me wrong, what Paradice has cooking has a lot of potential. The customization of characters in a game using models from Honey Select (pretty sure) isn't something I've seen done before. The characters themselves are interesting enough even if their backstory is rather cookie cutter.
It's just... Between v0.85.2 (last version on Itch) and v0.87.0 they decided that it was time for a rewrite/revamp/whatever you want to call it. Typically I wouldn't mind those, sometimes they're necessary as you learn how to do things better... But that isn't the case here.
Sure, some scenes contain less bloom which is an improvement, but overall it's a buggy mess that will make you wonder "Did they even playtest before releasing this...?" and I wish that was just me exaggerating. During the half-hour or so I spent playing v0.87 I had experienced:
- The game really not wanting to save, would throw an error every time. Even if I were to load and try to save from there. Had to restart entirely before it wanted to let me save
- Right from the get-go we see the teacher in obvious work attire, but after that point the teacher will instead look like generic student in a sailor uniform. Which would be one thing if I customized her to wear that, but in the customization menu there aren't clothing options for her (yet?), soooo...
- Some sounds will just play infinitely even after the event ends. For example, finished the first date with Sakura and there was a point where she and MC were getting a bit intimate. Even after that event ended you'd hear squelching and moaning. Loaded a much earlier save, still heard it. Restarted the game entirely and was still hearing it, even on a save where I didn't even do that event.
- Some menu items either aren't shown/functional, or just aren't visible. For example, there's money but it isn't shown on the menu like it is/was for v0.85. There's also an "Obedience" bar for students you can teach when you impersonate a teacher, but it's covered so you can't really see what level it's at.
There's also this class system that's left as-is from v0.85, except for some UI elements like the aforementioned Obedience bar with your students and also just outright removal of content. We're told "Work in progress" when clicking on the buttons that'd lead you to them, but it just strikes me as weird because it's the exact same character models, dialogue, and UI in the previous version. Just without the events, for some reason.
Just... Man. Maybe this will be better in the future, but for now give it a pass or play the older version that, in my opinion, has more going for it than this currently does.