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Unreal Engine - Completed - Queen's Bullet [v1.01] [NEUTRAL!]

  1. 1.00 star(s)

    LeeHarveyOswald

    Do not play this.

    I enjoy looking for 3d nsfw games that are on dlsite because their quality is often questionable and sometimes a "so bad its good" situation. This is just ass. I played through the whole game with there being 1 tutorial stage and 4 other stages ( honestly I may have missed a stage in counting but I'm not replaying this ). I'll note everything in those stages alongside the horrible mechanics the game is plagued with. First I'll go over the main mechanics first.

    The enemies only have one version outside of bosses and they are dumber than a box of rocks. The only thing going for them is them reacting to grenades/bullets and them then swarming the position of the noise. That makes gunplay pretty useless since you cannot deal with 3 enemies at once without cheesing how this game works. Outside of them reacting to noise, they just walk at you and sometimes stare at you before shooting at your center mass. If you have an object at chest height or are crouching behind a couch they will miss 90% of their shots on you because of them aiming at center mass. They will also lose aggro really quickly if you circle around a pillar once or just walk away quick enough since they are pitifully slow. They will also often just start shooting at walls if you're standing near its edge for some reason, that applies to bosses too. They kill you in about 12 shots.

    The save system is fucked. You can save anywhere on missions and you are heavily encourage to due to being caught usually killing you. Though if you save infront of an enemies spawn and are low hp you have to restart the mission since they will instantly target you when spawning in again. Although loading into a save respawns EVERY enemy and put them back into their spawn and starts their pathing from the start. So you can cheese the game by just walking a bit into a safe-ish area, saving, reloading save, repeat, since enemies often take a bit to lock onto you ( I think it scales with distance ). You can duplicate any and all items on a map by saving then restarting 2x times. This includes guns/heals/ammo. That makes most of the game easy since you can just heal out of any situation, but without it the game would suck even more than it already does. I haven't tried to save during a boss fight out of worry it might break it so I'm unsure what happens there.

    The game is supposed to be stealthy from what the dialogue leads me to believe but it's just not. It's impossible to get past some parts without being seen or shooting someone + enemies flocking whenever you shoot anything, it doesn't mesh well.

    The gunplay is horrendous. Aiming takes you out of third person and it does not feel smooth at all. The sensitivity and recoil is fucking with it sometimes turning you a full 180 degrees ( happens most often on the sniper ). The guns feel shit to use with how first person aiming can sway your weapon and making your sights off target because it felt like it. One thing though is that you can shoot through walls in third person because only the crosshair needs to be on the enemy for the bullet to hit. You need to make use of that if you want to beat the game. There are only 2/3 actual usable guns in my opinion as well. Guns below listed in obtainment order

    Enemies have ~160 hp I believe and headshots do maybe ~5x damage, but only some weapons can headshot, or the headshot hitbox sucks ass, I don't know
    Pistol - you use it for the tutorial then never again, it does 8 damage, 12 mag.
    Smg - you use it for the first mission, 8x3 dmg burst, 21 mag.
    Rifle - 2nd best weapon in the game, 20 dmg, 30 mag
    Assault rifle - 3rd best, 15 dmg, 45 mag.
    Sniper - best weapon, 35 dmg, 10 mag, oneshots common npcs in the head.
    Shotgun - I never used, 12x5 dmg, 5 mag

    I used the Rifle and Sniper for my run since I picked up 3 rifles because that's when I first figured out you could duplicate. I barely used the assault rifle/shotgun since picking up those would delete my sniper, probably because I duplicated so many rifles but those never got deleted. I don't know, games a buggy mess, don't duplicate weapons.

    There are 4 consumables that you can get also. Grenades, smoke grenades, stims, and medkits. Grenades do some damage, not alot, taking roughly 3~4 grenades to kill an enemy, though the noise they brings a lot of enemies to them so it works well in the 1st mission. Smoke grenades are useless, I don' think they block enemies vision at all, best they can be used is as distractions but you can just walk past most enemies then save and reload. Stims are the only item you use since it's the best healing item, they heal for 1/5 but don't take long to use and had no bugs from my gameplay. Medkits would be better than stims if you didn't only get them on the last mission and they didn't suck ass, they heal 1/2. They take forever to equip, forever to use, if you swap off of it after using it but before the item counter goes down you delete all of your medkits and might be unable to use your healing slot anymore. Hell, sometimes the game just deletes all your medkits because it feels like it.

    Inventory system is ass and clunky and you only use it in the first mission and whenever you get a new gun. You press Q to open a wheel to equip weapons but you can just press 1-6 which is much easier. Putting stuff in their slots is just a pain, you have to experience it for yourself to get it.

    Stage time ! ( Do note that I didn't remember any of the characters names because I don't care about them, I'll just be calling them by what they do )

    Tutorial - Honestly I don't have anything to say about this, it's the best the game is at to be honest.

    Stage 1, facility place - This mission is the most difficult because you have the worst guns for the most of it, you get the rifle near the end. It is also the smallest map with enemies everywhere. The boss fight needs you to either cheese it by shooting through walls in 3rd person, or duplicate 50 stims. The boss is footjob girl because she has 3 things she does. 1. walk around and shoot you, 2. shoot grenades when you do enough damage, just sprint and they wont hit, 3. She just runs at you and you can't avoid it at all and she locks you in a 20~ second cutscene where she just gives you a footjob. She does that so much and you can't do anything about it.

    Stage 2, factory area - Best map in my opinion. It's open and you can go really anywhere, but do note that there is fall damage. Enemies are less clumped up and you can climb to some funky areas. You also get the sniper here so the game becomes bearable. Boss is handjob girl because that her H animation. She has a sword and you'll be fine if you just walk away from her, she sometimes runs at you and gives you a handjob which is also ~20 seconds ( also can't do anything about that ) because, I don't know, game design is hard or something.

    Stage 3, desert town - Like a total of 10 enemies, barely a map tbh, boss is just fight generic npcs that do 1/5 of their damage because 4 keep getting spawned. Theres some boxes in a corner you can sit behind with a sniper to cheese it.

    Stage 4, I don't know ? another facility ? - It's just 2 bosses again, footjob girl but without the footjob animation move, and the final boss. Which holy shit, fuck the final boss. Drone girl has 3 moves ( maybe 2, one may be 2 parts ). 1. She puts up a shield and you can only shoot her feet, you can't disable the shields, 2. She spawns like 5 drones that chase you and have ~40 hp and are small as shit and do a lot of damage once they eventually start stacking, she often does that move after creating the shields which leads me to believe the shield and drone creation move are combined. 3. Beam move, she makes 5 drones and shoots at you with 5 beams that shred if hit for long periods of time. You can't stop moving in this fight and can't even hurt her most of the time because of the constant shields. The drones are basically immortal because there way too many of them at any given time and they are a pain to shoot down for how tanky and small they are. Drone girl also has an insane amount of hp, probably somewhere in the 3-4k range, id say the other bosses have around ~2k. Just cheese the fight by sitting in a corner that has no collision and almost prone off of the edge because they drones think you are floating and won't chase you anymore.

    Misc section:
    The story is basically nothing, H-scenes suck with the best one being handjob girl's one. Looking at the games screen shots, you can do H-scenes to the npcs maybe, I have no clue how to do it, you can cycle which one you do by pressing H. You can take on/off clothes at any time with X because why not ( even in H-scenes ). If you click during the opening of a dialogue section it just breaks and you have to restart the game. The music restarts every time you load a new save and the music sucks so much ass. The translation isn't good and even if it was good, the dialogue weighs it down a lot. I don't know what the "Stack" button does in options, I'm guessing it wipes your save maybe, It's big, red, and I don't want to press it and find out. The games 9 gigs, just come on man. No gallery. Game restarts from tutorial once you beat the final boss, you do keep everything you have though. Character models are worse than koikatsu models and the shading is atrocious. The models have to be from like 2012 because damn.

    Edit: Thanks to gdrocker I figured out how to do the lackluster H-scenes on npcs. I though F was just the unequip everything button, but it actually grabs an enemy. You then waddle with that enemy places or just click to start fucking. You can also press F again to drop them which makes them need to retarget you again giving you a few seconds to do something, or just grab em again to restun, and you can make them forget about you if you stand behind what node they are trying to get to when you drop them and they just slow walk away like nothing happened. You can't swap what H-scene you wish to do while grabbing them for some reason and you get shot through them whenever in the H-scene and grab. Enemies don't ignore you when you're fucking so any use it could have is gone since there are rarely just single enemies alone so they just shoot you since it takes like ~7 seconds to get out of an H-scene if you skip to cumming. A neat thing is that the camera can be swapped with E and with the free cam you can go anywhere on the map as it has no range limit.
  2. 1.00 star(s)

    Ero-Toth

    No...just...no. I was going to write a whole ass paragraph and then i read the previous oen and they sum up pretty much everything. Guys, even if you are horny af or think the gameplay may be worth it, please don't waste your time
    Likes: LDV
  3. 1.00 star(s)

    lnomsim

    No.

    It's just a cheap asset flipper with ugly models, lots of things not working like they should, horrible controls and balance.

    I thought I was done by the first 5 minutes since a door I was supposed to have unlocked didn't want to open. And then... mandatory futa, so i won't even bother.

    There is no option menu, so no way to change the input controls, change graphics, disable mouse smoothing and the weird inertia everything has.

    The characters models are quite ugly, their animations are overdone, the game consist of weird sex scene followed by a useless VN section, followed by small 3D moments that are cut by yet another scene/VN part.

    I can't think about any redeeming quality.

    Also, the female protagonist tag should be replace by futa protagonist.
  4. 1.00 star(s)

    gdrocker

    Nine whole gigabytes, and the developer couldn't invest the smallest amount of time to make the controls not garbage.

    I'll confess from the onset, I couldn't get past the second proper "level" of the game, but not for lack of trying. The camera motion when the main character runs is outright nauseating; even when she's standing in place, she sways like an Irishman after a pub crawl, and the camera follows her every movement, obfuscating everything in a disgusting smear of motion blur because... well, Unreal Engine. 'Nuff said.

    Equipping weapons is also obnoxiously difficult, too—press 'TAB' to first equip the weapons through a very unresponsive menu, set them on a selector wheel, and then press 'Q' to activate that wheel mid-game and turn to the weapon or item you want with the stiffest mouse movement possible... at a time when it would be crucial to have the smoothest motion possible to quick-select items. Why couldn't you just have primaries, secondaries and miscellaneous stuff on '1', '2' and '3' respectively? But no, I'm glad we get a dedicated button to toggle between the character's clothing states of 'jacket on', 'jacket off', 'lingerie' and 'nude'. Very important to the gameplay, that.

    And the weapons themselves... good lord, they are trash from top to bottom. The first weapon you get is a pistol in the first "not-quite-a-tutorial" level. It took me an entire magazine and a half to kill one girl with it with 90% bullet accuracy. And the entire time she's recoiling and jacking from the bullets hitting her, the enemy is still somehow firing her gun with pinpoint aim, shaving off 5-10% of my very limited health with each shot. The second weapon you get in the level afterward is a "burst SMG", and you have to fight the recoil so hard, it's almost not even worth using... and the damage is just as middling. The game also has things like frag grenades (which don't frag, they send out an electric field in a short radius?) and smoke bombs (which the enemy can see through anyway).

    But hey, maybe I'm playing the game wrong! Maybe you're not supposed to go in guns a-blazing. Let's try a more stealth-oriented maneuver, since the game allows for it. You can walk up to a character (doesn't really matter if you're behind them or facing them) and press 'F' to kinda just... awkwardly hold them in front of you for a bit. You'd think you could maybe use them as a bullet sponge in a pinch, but... no. Evidently, friendly fire is not on, so the enemies' bullets pass right through their pal and into you. No, you're supposed to then click to fuck the enemy combatant with your girl-cock that you got three cutscenes ago in a mad scientist's experiment... except when you achieve a checkpoint or manually save the game, all of those girls respawn. So try not to save the game at a point where girls are patrolling the grounds, or you will be instantly besieged. As for the fucking itself? Enemies tend to ignore you while you do it. Fire a gun and they all come running; fuck a girl within earshot of another while she has her face turned toward an empty shelf, not even remotely fazed. If you press 'E', you can alternate between a very off-center third-person camera, a much-too-close-for-comfort first-person camera, or a free camera that moves way too quickly to be positioned accurately or even decently.

    The enemy combatant AI, while we're on the topic, is simultaneously some of the best and worst I have ever seen. Accidentally discharge your gun once and they all come swarming your position like a nest of angry hornets... but they are very easily fooled by things like waist-high barriers or sloped walls, since they often aim for center of mass. You could very easily crouch behind a desk and shoot whoever's shooting back at you without issue... with varying success rates. Hell, I spent a good sixty seconds watching an enemy unload several dozen rounds from her weapon into a brickwork pillar; she didn't even have line-of-sight to me, and yet she was shooting this support column like it owed her pimp money.

    And of course, Unreal's gotta Unreal. It's unoptimized as shit, so there will be moments where it runs just fine before it randomly just starts to chugga-chug-chug like you're watching an orgy in the island of Sodor. There's no options menu either, of course, besides a resolution shifter and a difficulty selector on the main menu. So pray your beast of a machine can handle this absolute train-wreck of a game if you do find the will to play it.

    As for me? I'm getting this shit off my SSD post haste. I'd rather play a decent shooter with awful sex than an awful shooter with decent sex. Oh, and by the way, don't manually save mid-level—when I did that and loaded into the game again from the menu, I spawned with an empty health bar, so a single bullet killed me no matter what. Just saying, if that happens to you, better to just restart the level than keep continuing from a broken checkpoint.