faramata

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chatgpt writes those excuses.
Funny you should mention. Just for laughs, I asked it to create an excuse.

Hey everyone,

I just wanted to take a moment to address the delay in this month’s content. First of all, I want to thank you all for your incredible patience and unwavering support—you are the backbone of this community, and I wouldn’t be here without you.

Unfortunately, life has thrown me an unexpected curveball. My creative energy was at an all-time high, but then Mercury went into retrograde, and I found myself spiraling into a deep existential reflection about the meaning of art itself. On top of that, my cat (who is also my emotional support assistant) has been particularly needy, requiring me to dedicate entire afternoons to intense cuddle therapy.

Additionally, I recently discovered a new productivity method that involves writing in total isolation for maximum focus. However, to achieve this, I had to relocate to a remote cabin in the woods, which—turns out—has no WiFi. I intended to use this as a chance to get ahead on content, but unfortunately, I became so immersed in nature’s beauty that I lost all sense of time and space.

Rest assured, the content is coming soon™. I just need to finalize a few things (translation: restart the entire project because I overthought it), and then it will be ready for you all. I appreciate your understanding, and I promise the wait will be so worth it.

Much love and gratitude,
[Your Favorite Creator Who Is Definitely Not Ghosting You]
 

faramata

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I had ONE job. I posted the wrong version.

"Hey everyone,

I wanted to take a moment to update you all on the current status of this month’s content. First off, I truly appreciate your patience and continued support—it means the world to me.

I know I originally planned to have everything ready by now, but unfortunately, things have taken longer than expected. Between some unexpected personal obligations and wanting to ensure the quality is up to my standards, I’ve had to push back my timeline a bit. I don’t want to rush something out just to meet a deadline if it means sacrificing the level of work you all deserve.

I’m still actively working on it, and I’ll be sharing updates as I go. I just need a little more time to get things right. Thank you all for your understanding—I promise I’m not disappearing, and I truly appreciate your patience.

More soon.

[Your Favorite Creator]"

This one was created after I asked it to create a more serious version.
 

RG80100

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When D releases 0.7, we should organize a bingo for 0.8 with all the possible excuses he could come up with in between.
 
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