English: 5/10
User Interface: 5/10
User Experience: 5/10
Art: 7/10
Dialogue: 3/10
Story: 2/10
Opinion: 2/10
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Avg: 4.14/10 [2/5]
TL;DR: I'm gonna spoil the shit outta this. It tries to be funny all the time, but all of it is either unfunny or cringey. The MC is completely unlikeable, none of the characters are interesting, and the story is a bunch of ambiguous lines drowning in broken English. I don't see who this is for or where the story could possibly be going. Do yourself a favor and pass this one up if you're a native English speaker and actually read the stories on this site.
Edit: So people know, I did actually finish to end of content, and MC finally took things seriously, but it was after a character he barely liked dies, and the tonal shift was completely distracting and mad little sense as no one took anything seriously outside of Filo. But you're given nothing about her. If this was paced better and MC and Rick weren't plain unlikeable, this would be good. But here we are.
This is one of the most frustrating reading experiences I've had that isn't due to a translation problem.(Later it becomes one though) Imagine being physically and verbally abused and accosted constantly for no reason. This is like those old kaizo mario games that are made to screw with you, but every time you die it now calls you a piece of shit, so it gets grating and annoying. All anyone says to MC is "Shut up you ugly perverted retard. All you do is think about tits and look gross." My issue is MC did none of that yet. It's not until later that you find out for some dumb reason he somehow lives in the girls locker room. So right after you want to defend MC (seeing as you have to live in his head) he proves he is what they say he is. And right away you're given an annoying follower that you'd want nothing to do with, although, everyone else in this universe is already an asshole you'd want nothing to do with. So I really don't see what the writer is trying to do with this. You start with an unlikeable protagonist, intolerable heroines, and a parasitic follower for what? The description of the game doesn't even have a hook. "uncover your family's history" generally means one line of exposition per update until finished or abandoned. This also opens up with the characters acting like they're actors yelling at the dev to introduce the story, a tired trope that I despise. So I immediately got a negative first impression. As per usual, I'm starting this paragraph before getting into the story, so I don't know what awaits me yet, but I'm already exhausted by this and I just barely got to Rudy creeping on girls in the shower. And seeing as I'm not a pre-teen pervert anymore, these scenes don't appeal to me.
So you start as Rudy, an Xbox Live trolls wet dream. His last name's gaylord, his mother and father abandoned him for reasons that can only be assumed are he was an ugly baby, and he's an annoying degenerate pervert. He has no redeeming qualities, and after the aforementioned peeking, the principal... Says she's going to adopt him and he should call her mommy? Excuse me? And I NEVER complain about this, but the fact MC just takes all the shit he's given is weird. Not even that it makes me angry, it's just such an odd thing that I can't understand. Then we come back to Rick. He's just as much an eyesore as Rudy is. So, if I'm correct, I get the absolute displeasure to look at the two ugliest creatures that have ever crawled out from whatever swamp spat them out for the majority of this "game." Great. And it's not even that they're just physically unappealing, they're definitive morons that only think about peeping at girls. I haven't even gotten to the "Re" part yet and I have to take breaks to stomach this writing. And the two guys that always have to tell you, the reader, "ISN'T THAT THE UGLY GUY, MAN HE'S SO UGLY." Thank you. Me, the idiot that decided to open this dumb game couldn't tell that Rudy is, in fact, ugly and talking to pretty girls. I appreciate you for telling me that. He meets Orisse and... She gives him a blowjob? What is this story? "You're annoying and ugly and I'm angry you exist and I'm putting your dick in my mouth." There's no buildup, it isn't alluring, and you have to listen to Rudy's autistic screeching the whole time. God this is annoying.
When Rudy finally goes missing, his "friends" go to his house to look for him. Instead of being a functioning human with a working brain and knocking on the door, they stand in the street and yell his name a couple times. I repeat: Excuse me? What? And I wanna say, HS can't make a convincing black person, and the minor attempt at "ebonics" don't work. Rudy wakes up, somehow they fixed his face and he changed nationalities? And starts off right away with the dumb mommy crap. "Badonkadonk" is a colloquial term for a butt, by the way. I guess I put it off long enough but, "Vhaj & Gina the Hole sisters" I don't think the brow can be any lower. "This girl is a bitch" Is not a phrase anyone has used to describe a car. I think what they were trying to say was "This ride is bitchin' " So that confirmed my suspicion this might not be dev's first language. And I fundamentally don't understand why these women are throwing themselves at MC. As once again, MC is given another blowjob WITH NO CONTEXT. He's bitching about studying, asks for a break, then Gina unhinges her jaw and throws it at his crotch. I want to shut the game off, after a sex scene mind you. But I will persevere to not have to play this again. MC's cringeworthy wake up scene, complete with 4th wall breaks and power ranger posing needs to be deleted. His ego inflates too much and he was intolerable before everything was given to him for no reason, now he acts like a spoiled autist.
Soon after MC learns about Rick, you know, the parasitic loser he hasn't actually given a shit about? And confirmed has sex with goats? Well MC wants him to leave the gang because its not safe, but Rick's running the gang? Somehow? And to get to talk to Rick, MC tries to join and then, once again, a complete non-sequitur sex scene happens, again. That is now THREE of THREE sex scenes that happen with no buildup, no point, and no appeal. I also wanna say, what happened with Alyssa? She was supposedly adopted by Gina too. (She shows up a bit later and the tension that her and Gina had is completely gone?)So many plot points that are thrown away until the writer can think of something to do with it. Then you get a choice to make Vahj laugh, and what MC says is literal gibberish. But the English has fallen apart so completely by this point, I can't tell if it was intentional or not. Even her reply barely made sense. This is a plot that would be over if people had more than a three sentence conversation in broken English with each other, it's so frustrating. And the first sex scene with buildup happens, but its that mommy crap again "I love you like a son but have sex with me." Why she loves him at all? No one knows.
I'm four obscenely large paragraphs into this actual dumpster fire of a story. Nothing has happened, no one is doing anything. The "gang" just keeps talking about robbing the same store over and over. Two of them are LOLRANDOM borderlands psycho types, two are stereotypical black guys except they're named Herman and Hernan? And the other two try to act like some crime noir types. Filo doesn't exist. Ash thinks MC is charming when he's an annoying piece of garbage. Vahj and Gina are smitten with him for less than zero reason. They repeat the laughing at MC, which honestly, everything about him is a joke so they should do it more. But no. These people that have known MC for MINUTES love and obsess over him. Claythe? Two conversations, one was strip rock paper scissors, the next was her begging him not to leave her. Orisse? Sucks him off for some mystery person. Filo? Who knows, but she loves him. Stuff suddenly gets dramatic, but everyone and everything has annoyed me so much that I just had to call it quits. I'm calling it now: Udyr is MC's dad and Solomon is a bad guy, no one learns MC is sleeping with everyone, happy end. Big whoop.
The English starts fine. Then just suddenly drops off and is completely inconsistent. The UI is slightly customized, a font and a "Look at how many points you have with the girls" menu. Art is above average Honey Select. The dialogue is all over the place, try hard jokes, overly edgy crap, and a lot of the time it feels like no one is actually talking to each other. The story starts to pick up but I just stopped caring and checked out, it's not good or engaging. If you can't tell, I do not like this. Maybe if this was written better I could see me liking this, but the MC is awful, the one okay character, Ash, devolves quickly, and nothing happens until you already hate most of the people it's happening to.