Alright, look, this thing's kinda busted right now, honestly. Found myself literally walking on top of walls down in some basement maze, not like, in the paths. Talk about taking you outta the moment, right? Real janky stuff goin' on there.
And good luck tryin' to actually play the farm sim part. I went through the trouble of makin' the tools, got my axe and hammer ready in the bag, but click on a rock or tree? Nah, game just tells ya you need the tool you're already holdin'. Makes zero sense, can't gather squat.
Then, once you're past the intro bit, it just dumps ya. No clue what to do next, no quests, no pointers. Just wanderin' 'round like a lost puppy watchin' the food run out, 'cause, y'know, can't farm or fish or whatever 'cause that stuff's broken too. Total dead end.
Even the spicy scenes, man... they're just kinda stiff? Like clickin' through a slideshow. No real animation or flow, just static pics. Makes it all feel pretty cheap and dull, not gonna lie. Kinda kills the mood, y'know?
Plus, the whole story setup feels super familiar, like that "ooh spooky magic makes everyone horny" trope they always pull out. Seen it a million times, doesn't feel fresh at all. Makes you wonder where it's even goin'.
Honestly, feels like somethin' that needed way more time cookin'. It's got potential maybe, buried deep down, but right now it's just a buggy, unfinished mess with not much to actually do. Hard pass for me until they fix this stuff up, big time.