Protagonist Swap Simulator – From Cringe to… Almost Cool?
Let’s address the elephant in the room first: the prologue. Picture this—a protagonist so painfully spineless, he makes soggy toast look like a symbol of unyielding strength. Watching him grovel through life and school was like being forced to attend a self-help seminar hosted by a wilted houseplant. I hate weak protagonists more than I hate stepping on LEGO bricks, but just as I was about to rage-quit… BAM! The game yeets Mr. "Please Walk All Over Me" into the void and replaces him with a protagonist who actually has a pulse! A twist so bold, it’s like swapping out decaf espresso for a shot of liquid chaos. Bravo, devs. You saved this trainwreck from derailing… mostly.
The story and characters race by at breakneck speed, leaving a lot to be desired in the way of development. Everything unfolds so rapidly that you’re left wondering if anyone bothered to breathe between scenes. And the MC’s obsession with skipping scenes? Dude’s abusing the fast-forward button harder than I skip ads on YouTube. Convenient? Sure. Immersive? Not so much.
Now, the ~vibes~. Despite the game’s insistence that it’s not a netorare fest, the prologue’s OG protagonist practically gift-wraps his love interests for the bully. And the devs double down post-prologue, teasing that unchosen girls will… gasp… move on with their lives. The audacity! Why craft a harem-shaped plot hole if you’re just going to blue-ball us with realism? Let me live my polyamorous fantasy, you cowards!
The good stuff? The girls. Oh, the girls. They’re gorgeous, well-designed, and could star in their own anime spin-off titled “Why Are We Here?” Their personalities? Let’s just say “predictable” is their middle name, but hey—it’s early access! The art and animations? Solid enough to make my eyeballs do a little dance. The story concept? Intriguing, like a Netflix show you hate-watch but secretly enjoy.
Final Verdict: A chaotic, almost-brilliant mess. It’s like eating a gourmet burger… but the chef keeps snatching bites off your plate. 3.5/5, bumped to 4/5 because the protagonist swap saved me from rage-quitting, and I’m a sucker for dumpster fires with pretty girls. Play it for the art, suffer through the emotional whiplash, and pray the next updates includes a “harem mode” cheat code. #JusticeForMeProtagonist (Just kidding. Bury him deeper.)