VN - Ren'Py - Sexiest Life [v1.0] [CockStudios]

Aside from the labyrinthine plot twists that make a pretzel look straightforward, the dialogue so cheesy it could star in its own fondue commercial, the pacing slower than a snail on a Sunday stroll, the characters whose "development" rivals that of a cardboard cutout, the artwork that looks like it was doodled on a napkin during a caffeine crash, the animations jittering like a jitterbug dance at a malfunctioning disco, the soundtrack that sounds suspiciously like a cat walking across a keyboard, the bugs popping up more often than plot twists in a soap opera, the clunky UI that feels like assembling IKEA furniture blindfolded, the repetitive side quests that make déjà vu seem like a rare treat, the overused clichés that could fill an encyclopedia on mediocrity, the forced humor landing with all the grace of a lead balloon, and the inexplicable fan service that distracts more than it delights—the game's perfect! 5/5

Pretty good, aside from the writing, the story, the art, the pacing, the premise, the lore, the setting, the comedy, the ending, the gameplay, and the beginning.
Aside from these few things everything is really good.

An Unforgettable Experience in Sexiest Life – A Very sexy game indeed!

From the fantastic art to the sexiness of the plot, this game holds your attention and refuses to let go.

Yuki is beautifully drawn and her story is actually quite sad, so I found myself wanting to hold her misshapened breasts in my hands and please her with my broken dik until all her sorrows vanished into dust.

Looking forward to the next update.

Absolute peak cinema. The greatest art in any porn game. No, any game ever. This is like if Michelangelo and Picasso came together and made a baby. That baby is this masterpiece. Thank you Mr. Developer man for blessing my eyeballs.

Truly at the loss of words, I am holding tears of joy in my cock as i bless my big dawg daddy for his masterstroke to make me see this masterpiece.
The Art, The Plot, The Story-telling, The Curvy Characters, their developements, The twist, the emotions involved and most importantly those scintillating sex scenes, What more is really needed at this point... Game just has it all!
Kudos to dev for making my life worth something

This game is nothing short of a masterpiece, blending stunning visuals, an emotionally gripping storyline, and seamless gameplay mechanics. The world-building is extraordinary, immersing you in a universe alive with detail and wonder. Every character feels real, their development tugging at your heartstrings. The soundtrack is a symphony of perfection, elevating every moment to new heights. The controls are intuitive, making every action fluid and rewarding. Whether you're battling enemies or exploring breathtaking landscapes, the experience is pure magic. This is not just a game; it's a journey that will stay with you long after the credits roll.

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After just laying my eyes on this game, I have Ascended. I have transcended from regular gooning to true gooning. A surreal but enlightening experience. The story, the art, the character development... I got to tell you, it was perfect. Perfect. Everything, down to the last minute details. If you haven't played this game, or at least haven't appreciated it's beauty, then you haven't lived. Try this masterpiece at least once in your life.

In this thrillingly precise game, you'll be able to enjoy the multimedia engine to its fullest extent, its art as beautiful as its vast knowledge of integrated literature, its degree of mass proportional to its esophageal tear valves.

Game so good I don't even need to play it to realize its peak.
Why even bother with AI art when real humans can make real art. And what art is better than this?
Absolutely incredible work from CockStudios.
Truly the Sexiest Life alive.

Great work . Art could be (maybe) slightly improved,but it's already more than enough.If all the games that are uploaded to F95zone were developed with the love that I have seen in this work, I am quite sure that you would only read positive reviews on this site. I'm already hyped for the next update.

I was skeptical to try, but the art won me over and I gave it a go. Many, MANY quality instances of time later I finished it. Worth every penny I did not spend on it. Greatness in its purest form, almost as pure as old Heisenber's stuff. Five out of ten, but the rating system is out of five, so five out of five, best mark.

Sexiest Life is a Masterpiece. What CockStudios has created is nothing short of the MAGNUM OPUS of Renpy visual novels if not of human art itself.

Taking inspiration from such classics as Twin Peaks, Bubsy 3D and The Human Centipede, Sexiest Life is able to explore the human condition with a fresh new perspective combining themes of Romance, Tragedy and Sci-Fi Elements in to a penultimate investigation of Grief and Human Connections.

It wouldn't do justice to just simply summarize Sexiest Life so I urge everyone to play the game for themselves for an experience that is bound to be life changing.

TL;DR: 10/10 GG no re

This is by far one of the best games on f95. I'm honestly speechless with the amount of quality that has been put into this game. Can't wait to see what the dev is going to do next.

This needs more.

Some rumor says E3 will reopen for this gem's

Other says , F95 have send a mail to the dev to tanks him for publishing on this platform
Dev , doesn't even answer


But, i can just say : Everyday we stray further from god's

I haven't played this game at all but don't need to recognize a masterpiece. The art and the storyline of this game do it all for me. Never have I seen a more heart-wrenching and fulfilling story and breathtaking visuals that have blessed my pupils.
Gone are the days of the shitty daz3d and koikatsu slops. This is the pinnacle of mankind's invention.
Recent fear has spread among the masses that AI will take their jobs. However I can say this confidence, this game has started to stand the test of time. Not even the godliest of GPTs can seek to oppose this masterpiece.

Sexiest Life is, in short, a phenomenal visual novel. It is a beauty to behold for the mind, the ears, and the eye. It is both an original and a clever homage to some of history's greatest visual novels. It is a pioneering achievement in the art of game development, one that shall never be surpassed. This game will draw you in, and it will touch you. It will make you feel a powerful range of emotions which you have never felt before. You will laugh, and you will cry. You will rage, and you will fear. You will be sick to your stomach. You will ultimately feel a satisfaction unmatched by that which you have already experienced. Sexiest Life is more than just a game. It's a personal experience. The characters were realistic and beautifully written. I felt like I knew them. Nay; I KNEW them. While I was playing the game, I considered them my closest friends. Their struggles, although foreign, were also relatable. As I watched them overcome their fears and their prejudices in order to save the day, they taught me that I, too, could be the hero. It made me rethink everything I thought I knew about society, heroism, and morality. This game is truly a miracle. It cured my cancer, fed my starving children, and brought my grandmother back to life. CockStudios (the wonderful developer of this game) is more than a deveoloper. He is a PROPHET. Mere words cannot express how thankful I am for the existence of his masterpiece. Thanks to CockStudios, we finally have an answer to the age-old question. God is real, and He is watching. 9/11 stars.

The LOTR of Gaming, The Warhammer 40K of DarkFantasy.

This is Art in its purest Form.
I came for a Wank and stayed for a plot that i could have never predicted.

The Artstyle is so great, AI can never ever copy it !

This game is absolutely amazing and deserves a perfect 10/10 rating. From the breathtaking art design to the captivating story, it delivers an experience like no other. The visuals are stunning, with every detail crafted to perfection, making the game world feel alive and immersive. The story is equally remarkable, filled with twists, emotions, and unforgettable moments that kept me engaged from start to finish.

I never thought I would encounter a game that could leave such a lasting impression on me. It goes beyond expectations in every way and sets a new standard for what a truly exceptional game should be. The characters are well-developed, the soundtrack perfectly complements the atmosphere, and the gameplay is smooth and enjoyable.

Whether you're a fan of art, storytelling, or just great games in general, this one is a must-play. It’s rare to find a game that excels in every aspect, but this one does it effortlessly. It’s not just a game—it’s an experience that will stay with you long after you’ve finished playing. I highly recommend it to anyone looking for something extraordinary. Amazing doesn’t even begin to describe it!

Life changing, 10/10, truly amazing story that moved me to my core... Fun and engaging gameplay loop. Visually appealing with a soundtrack. Overall a solid experience. Highly recommend checking it out if you're looking for a new game to spend the next hundred hours.

Absolute kino.
What first got me was the excellent choice to have no music for the title screen as it leaves the player wondering about exactly what they are getting into.
Followed by beautiful AI generated backgrounds which create a sense of familiarity, but also longing.
The character sprites themselves are handcrafted with extreme attention to detail, and within them are also commentary regarding modern beauty standards which claim that large breasts and penises are more desirable.
All in all, this is not just a game, this is an experience.