I've had it with games that take the plot too fuckin far. This is a porn game, on a porn game website, funded by people who want to jack off to porn. The developer is making PORN.
But no, once again we get a dev so caught up in his own head that he thinks a porn game needs to be some masterpiece with a big long narrative about experimental drugs, drug dealers, criminal masterminds, a dead father mystery, and L I T E R A L R E T A R D S. Don't misunderstand, I love me a good story in my AVNs, obviously just check my reviews and ratings. But there's a hard and obvious difference between writing good scenes that make the player invested in the characters...and trying to do some triple quadruple backward reverse psychological gangster epic dark gloomy bloody evil company et cetera and fucking so forth story. When a story in an AVN is well done it's barely noticeable at worst and at best becomes the focal point, even over the porn. But when it's fumbled like this it overtakes the entire experience and spoils it all.
The biggest crime against my time on this earth is by far and away the sub-zero IQ of the MC. For the first few episodes there's nothing wrong with him at all, no signs that he's nothing more than a blank slate to self-insert all over. All the ways his face is hidden is great as well, something I haven't seen since Sisterly Lust. But then more and more shit happens, and it ruins everything. By episode nine I couldn't anymore. I got two minutes into episode ten before alt-f4ing and shift-deleting the folder.
I can manage dumb decisions and stupid situations here or there, even if I think it's a sign of poor writing. But when absolutely everything happening is a result of a fucking moron and the unbelievably infantile situations he gets into, it steps beyond the "I can deal with this until the next sexy scene" into "this physically infuriates me irl."
Anyway, besides ranting I guess I can do some pros and cons for a tl;dr experience.
PROS
But no, once again we get a dev so caught up in his own head that he thinks a porn game needs to be some masterpiece with a big long narrative about experimental drugs, drug dealers, criminal masterminds, a dead father mystery, and L I T E R A L R E T A R D S. Don't misunderstand, I love me a good story in my AVNs, obviously just check my reviews and ratings. But there's a hard and obvious difference between writing good scenes that make the player invested in the characters...and trying to do some triple quadruple backward reverse psychological gangster epic dark gloomy bloody evil company et cetera and fucking so forth story. When a story in an AVN is well done it's barely noticeable at worst and at best becomes the focal point, even over the porn. But when it's fumbled like this it overtakes the entire experience and spoils it all.
The biggest crime against my time on this earth is by far and away the sub-zero IQ of the MC. For the first few episodes there's nothing wrong with him at all, no signs that he's nothing more than a blank slate to self-insert all over. All the ways his face is hidden is great as well, something I haven't seen since Sisterly Lust. But then more and more shit happens, and it ruins everything. By episode nine I couldn't anymore. I got two minutes into episode ten before alt-f4ing and shift-deleting the folder.
I can manage dumb decisions and stupid situations here or there, even if I think it's a sign of poor writing. But when absolutely everything happening is a result of a fucking moron and the unbelievably infantile situations he gets into, it steps beyond the "I can deal with this until the next sexy scene" into "this physically infuriates me irl."
Anyway, besides ranting I guess I can do some pros and cons for a tl;dr experience.
PROS
- The sister is seriously hot. The cousin too. Even the convenience store chick
- The sister is fully shaven, so is the aunt and the best friend's mom
- Really good visuals even though it's over six years old by now
- Decent amount of content, for sure six or seven hours even for fast readers
- Option to skip ass stuff, which is good because I'm not gay
- The mom has a hideously deformed body, and is hairy
- Most of the women are borderline unfappable because maximized curve sliders--when positioned in some scenes, for example, the ass-to-back is a perfect right angle
- Every sex scene is "le artistically le posed," meaning there are very few frames where everything is shown. It's all at "le artistic angles"
- No universal cum location options. With some women and in some scenes you can choose inside or out, but most you just pull out for no reason even though it's established they want it that way and are on birth control
- Not to rehash, but the story is unnecessarily grandiose and convoluted, with picture book-tier obfuscation
- The MC gradually transforms from a perfect blank AVN protagonist to the dumbest motherfucker on earth, and there's nothing you can do about it