Silliest premise in hentai games

[Niteowl]

So, I tried playing a few minutes of several games recently (more free time than usual).
I don't have time (or interest) in playing a lot of games, but will try to make the time to play the ones I find the most interesting.

Anyways, many hentai games have fairly silly premises based on faulty logic (not talking about realism, since obviously anything fantasy or with magic, tentacles etc is impossible in real life, just, just whether a premise makes sense logically), what do you think is the silliest?
(Also, I don't mean the whole game, like I said just the general premise/scenario)

For me, thus far, the winner would be Hiramase Simulator....
for people who don't know about it, a disease has wiped out most men (not too original I know) and there's only one left for every 20,000 women.....
but
men who want to impregnate chicks have to get a government card, and then yes, they can sleep with any chick they meet, but only if they pay a fairly high fee.....
I mean, come on, there's no men left and you actually have to pay chicks to sleep with you?
Seriously?
Got anything even dumber than that?

(I won't play Hiramase btw, despite the cool art, can't deal with the sheer idiocy of the concept)

 

[Lykanz]

For me it's the classics:

Schoolboy recently turned 18 and all of a sudden starts lusting over his entire family.

OR

Nerdy, virgin loser who never had luck with girls suddenly has all the girls in his city falling for his dick.

 

[ThatOneLamp]

the silliest thing i have seen was a game where the protagonist had to be nice, respectful, patient and had to treat the women of the game like actual people if he wanted to have a relationship with them:closedtongue:

quite the tomfoolery. could you imagine if that was real life

 

[Ataios]

Some points where porn games are usually not quite plausible:
- All women are bisexual.
- Women are never jealous.
- 18 year old boys are smaller than their mothers...
-...but have larger dicks than horses.
- When a protagonist aquires a super power, he uses it to blackmail or rape his mother.
- Everyone likes every fetish, as long as your are persuasive enough.

Not all of them are bad. They are just not very plausible.