I present you "Meh, the Game"
Seriously, have you ever seen a game and though "Yeah, I already know everything about this without playing" ? That's it, that's what you will feel.
If you want a TLDR : The game is really short (4 levels) and really not that good, so, if you have 30 minutes to spend and nothing better to do, be my guest.
Story : Yeah, big bad city full of big bad guy, you have to beat them up, and that's it, there.
Gameplay : Everything you ever dreamed of for a beat them all is... Not here. The game is easy, the parry make you immune to damage, you rarely take any form of knockback when you're hit, the boss (there is 4 levels, btw, so 4 bosses) have some really shitty paterns. Just, punch a little, stack some mana and then, sword slash your way out of every minion, by the way, I don't even understand the interest of a jump button. Like I was saying, the game is like, 30 minutes long, pretty much a saving grace for that game.
Sound : Pretty underwhelming, the gun shot sound give the impression that they're shooting you with an airsoft weapon. Special mention to the "girl" boss who is the only one with a decent amount of voice lines, because people needs to know it's a dude, I guess ?
Graphic : Honestly, pretty meh.
H-Content : So, each different enemy as a grapple animation and a sex one (except one fucker who as no grappling, because why not) they're are good enough, but certainly not inventive. btw, 4 boss, 1 with H, like, the three other don't have anything to give, so... Meh again.
Special Mention : Once you finish the game, you can play with the second girl, but honestly,the gallery unlock herself for her, so why shoud I suffer that gameplay again when it's not needed ?
PS :There is indeed no anal, for those of you wondering.