Okay, I usually consider myself a pretty chill individual, especially when it comes to silly videogames, but jesus fucking christ, this was one of the very few games (porn or otherwise) that were able to frustrate me this much.
Over 20 times I've started runs trying to make some progress, but to no avail. The farthest I've got was to the 3rd spot in the first map (cause I'm assuming there's more beyond that shadowy "miniboss" icon that I'll likely never reach).
I've been following the rules just as they are in the guide on the game's wiki, but here's the thing:
1. Keep enemies out of the zone of their color and most will be unable to hurt you.
How am I supposed to keep them out of their zones when the full 18 spaces of the board end up getting filled with enemies no matter what I do, and NOT EVEN THEMSELVES can block each other, as they can SWAP PLACES FREELY TO BETTER SUIT THEIR STRATEGY?!
3. Get F*cked more. A heroine will recieve a temporary x2 damage buff if you destroy the enemy she's having sex with.
There's no way for me to control which enemy hits each heroine with each attack. The enemies target a random heroine with a random attack (physical attack, clothing attack or sexual attack), how do you expect me to make them "get fucked more"???
4. Keep an eye on your HP bars to stay on top. If possible try to not have all 3 Heroines have low SR at the same time.
I JUST SAID THERE'S NO WAY TO CONTROL THAT! That's literally how I die every single time! As soon as one heroine fell, either to sex or captured, it has never been more than 3 or 4 turns until all others fell too. Their random attacks lower the heroines bars extremely evenly.
Seriously, I tried studying the most effective way to combo each enemy, but no matter what I do, it takes multiple turns in the best possible conditions to kill a single enemy (except for the archers, which are usually one or two shottable), the heroines bars go low too evenly, the screen gets swarmed with enemies, those blue dickheads stay trapped in the blue zone between two columns of enemies making me unable to get them outta there or make considerable damage with anyone except the ninja, and I make no progress. Like, at all.
Plus the sexual content is laughable, at least up to the point I were able to play. We get less than half a second to view whenever each heroine is harassed, and when they fall we can't even watch it as the screen cuts to the game over screen immediatelly.
I'm sorry devs, I don't think I've ever been this harsh to any other game I've played here, but this was frustrating to no end. I really, REALLY value games that care a lot about humor in their story, the art is great, the story is unique and the characters are interesting. I feel like this could become one of my favorite games from this site if the awful gameplay wasn't in the way. If only the heroines were 2 or 3 times stronger than they actually are...
Am I doing something terribly wrong? Cause I asked myself this question at least 100 times already while playing it.