A short and simple dating sim can be fun if the game is carried by decent artwork and dialogue, or at least respects your time.
Something To Do With Love, however, is the loathful offspring of poor game design, dating sims with one save and no skip, and Resident Evil 2.
Hear me out okay.
The game uses 3d models on a prerendered background, except with laughably bad scaling and panning that will vary from "barely acceptable" to "I've had slugs cross the screen faster." The game assets are much better than Resident Evil 2 but the developer made sure to bring them down to its level with a generous visual slathering of terrible filter and heavy effects along with voice acting varying from text-to-speech-like dryness to recorded on speaker phone from across the room. The gameplay is even similarly antiquated except instead of having to agonizingly slowly pan the 4:3 camera to find a zombie it's a purple raccoon thing that wants to tell you filler dialogue about the mall's food court for the hundredth time. Hell, there's even the dated zero direction given for the player to find the next step in their railroaded path on a labyrinthine map you will suffer navigating.
My experience with this game would be a good story to tell other people, if it weren't a furry dating sim, because there's few games that are so bad they make you wonder if something is broken. You don't know if the aimless character path bugged or you just didn't find the next step on the convoluted and slow to navigate map with confusing time system. The voice acting quality might actually be good and the developer just ruined it stylistically just like the visuals. Character movement and camera panning are intentionally slow but maybe your pc is just running exceptionally slow. Good games can change your life, this one's so bad it gaslights you.
The worst part is if it had just been made as a VN in something like Ren'Py (which does support the videos this game uses copiously despite all the pain for its 3D environment) the decent assets and writing, which is all a good VN needs, would have carried it and the developer would have crafted the simple but quality VN dating stim this game could have been.
Something To Do With Love, however, is the loathful offspring of poor game design, dating sims with one save and no skip, and Resident Evil 2.
Hear me out okay.
The game uses 3d models on a prerendered background, except with laughably bad scaling and panning that will vary from "barely acceptable" to "I've had slugs cross the screen faster." The game assets are much better than Resident Evil 2 but the developer made sure to bring them down to its level with a generous visual slathering of terrible filter and heavy effects along with voice acting varying from text-to-speech-like dryness to recorded on speaker phone from across the room. The gameplay is even similarly antiquated except instead of having to agonizingly slowly pan the 4:3 camera to find a zombie it's a purple raccoon thing that wants to tell you filler dialogue about the mall's food court for the hundredth time. Hell, there's even the dated zero direction given for the player to find the next step in their railroaded path on a labyrinthine map you will suffer navigating.
My experience with this game would be a good story to tell other people, if it weren't a furry dating sim, because there's few games that are so bad they make you wonder if something is broken. You don't know if the aimless character path bugged or you just didn't find the next step on the convoluted and slow to navigate map with confusing time system. The voice acting quality might actually be good and the developer just ruined it stylistically just like the visuals. Character movement and camera panning are intentionally slow but maybe your pc is just running exceptionally slow. Good games can change your life, this one's so bad it gaslights you.
The worst part is if it had just been made as a VN in something like Ren'Py (which does support the videos this game uses copiously despite all the pain for its 3D environment) the decent assets and writing, which is all a good VN needs, would have carried it and the developer would have crafted the simple but quality VN dating stim this game could have been.