Alright, first off, don't get this if you're looking for a porn game. The description and images make it look like this is a game with dialogue and storyline, with the sex scenes actually having the girl say something to you. Perhaps mocking you for losing on the first level, or sweetly rewarding you for the last levels. This is not the case. You just get three mediocre CGs followed by a game over screen.
Now that that's out of the way, let's talk gameplay. The gameplay is atrocious. Now, you might be thinking, how could someone fuck up Tetris? And the answer is very, very easily. The controls are clunky. Every block is the same color, which makes it look very boring very fast. There's no option to hold a block, which severely limits strategy. Pieces don't rotate on the right axis. Pieces can only rotate in one direction. You have to press left or right each individual column you want to move the piece, rather than being able to just hold left or right. The biggest issue for me, though, is the way the blocks are generated. For those who don't know, in a typical Tetris game the blocks that are given to you is as such: the game generates the six different blocks in a random order, gives them to you, and then generates the six blocks in a different random order. This means that you only ever go, at maximum, 10 pieces before getting the straight line block, and you only ever get the same piece, at maximum, twice in a row. This is random, but it's still well balanced. This game doesn't do that. It just gives you random blocks. Which is how you end up with four L-shaped blocks in a row when all you need is the one that looks like a three-way intersection, or get four straight line blocks at the very beginning and never get any more for the rest of the game. Both of these have happened to me. I don't normally review games, but I feel very passionate about Tetris and this is an insult to all it stands for.
tl;dr just play tetris online and look up anime titties on google images when you lose, you'll get more fulfillment that way
Now that that's out of the way, let's talk gameplay. The gameplay is atrocious. Now, you might be thinking, how could someone fuck up Tetris? And the answer is very, very easily. The controls are clunky. Every block is the same color, which makes it look very boring very fast. There's no option to hold a block, which severely limits strategy. Pieces don't rotate on the right axis. Pieces can only rotate in one direction. You have to press left or right each individual column you want to move the piece, rather than being able to just hold left or right. The biggest issue for me, though, is the way the blocks are generated. For those who don't know, in a typical Tetris game the blocks that are given to you is as such: the game generates the six different blocks in a random order, gives them to you, and then generates the six blocks in a different random order. This means that you only ever go, at maximum, 10 pieces before getting the straight line block, and you only ever get the same piece, at maximum, twice in a row. This is random, but it's still well balanced. This game doesn't do that. It just gives you random blocks. Which is how you end up with four L-shaped blocks in a row when all you need is the one that looks like a three-way intersection, or get four straight line blocks at the very beginning and never get any more for the rest of the game. Both of these have happened to me. I don't normally review games, but I feel very passionate about Tetris and this is an insult to all it stands for.
tl;dr just play tetris online and look up anime titties on google images when you lose, you'll get more fulfillment that way