[Review of v0.6.6 on 12/2/2022]
Godamnit, it's another one.
I see you.
I've played Fort of Chains before. I know what you're about, Strive: Conquest. I know exactly what will happen if I play you.
I'll start to micromanage teams of increasingly larger numbers of sex slaves for hours and hours at a time, forgetting to do basic things like shower or eat, while my sanity and dick waver between mildly engaged and completely absent.
When I finally DO remember that I started the game up to wank -- 5 hours later -- I'll hop into a highly modular sex system and imagine that the writing is more in-depth than the single-sentence descriptions actually provided, so that I can get my libido out of the way and hop back into feeding the hamster that runs my brain the little spikes of serotonin from sending sex slave minions to complete largely arbitrary, simple tasks.
Eventually, when I wake up from my stupor, a dehydrated husk bereft of love and purpose, I'll think to myself, "Well, at least I don't play World of Warcraft."
You're a good game, Strive: Conquest, but FUCK YOU.
Godamnit, it's another one.
I see you.
I've played Fort of Chains before. I know what you're about, Strive: Conquest. I know exactly what will happen if I play you.
I'll start to micromanage teams of increasingly larger numbers of sex slaves for hours and hours at a time, forgetting to do basic things like shower or eat, while my sanity and dick waver between mildly engaged and completely absent.
When I finally DO remember that I started the game up to wank -- 5 hours later -- I'll hop into a highly modular sex system and imagine that the writing is more in-depth than the single-sentence descriptions actually provided, so that I can get my libido out of the way and hop back into feeding the hamster that runs my brain the little spikes of serotonin from sending sex slave minions to complete largely arbitrary, simple tasks.
Eventually, when I wake up from my stupor, a dehydrated husk bereft of love and purpose, I'll think to myself, "Well, at least I don't play World of Warcraft."
You're a good game, Strive: Conquest, but FUCK YOU.