As games go, Subverse is in a rather curious position.
As an actual game, there are some decent parts here. Models are pretty decent overall, the Ships in particular are gorgeous - minus the sexbot ones, but we will get to them - and conceptually, the universe they are trying to work with has some interesting parts in it.
And then people open their mouths.
I, as a general rule, usually put story as one of the single most important things a game can do to try and interest me. I live for things like lore dumps, interpersonal conversations, and I've occasionally put up with otherwise dumb design choices for the sake of seeing where a story could and would go. So when Studio FOW made what looked to be a rather impressive looking sci-fi project, I thought to myself "Hey, this looks right up my alley. Sci-fi tends to be underrepresented among hentai games anyway." and decided to give this a whirl.
Now, I won't say it's 100% bad in terms of writing. I snorted a few times at various dialogue, especially the save warning they give you...but christ alive, I just can't take the games laser-guided focus on dialogue that, in their own words even, "Is bad by porno standards".
Every time I'm having a good moment, someone walks in and vomits out a mixture of "Tits arse fucker fucker I'LL KILL EVERY LIVING THING fuck fuck arse" like they are trying to outdo a southpark episode. Hell, I've seen better and more thoughtful writing from a southpark episode in the first place. Supposedly the devs wanted to make a "Game with porn in it" rather than a "Porn game", but they sure as shit didn't write a "Game with porn in it", because nobody actually talks like this.
The writing is the singular worst part of the whole shebang, it actively makes me want to avoid interacting with this game because every time I'm trying to groove with the plot, someone starts talking like one of the sexbot units. There is very obviously some subtext regarding things like censorship, government overreach, and puritanical culture as far as the plot goes, but it utterly fails in any capacity to make any of the people, whether the ones pushing it or fighting it, appealing in any sense whatsoever.
The MC has all the sensitivity of a corn husk, yet somehow every woman who talks to him for more than ten seconds is completely and confusingly in love with him and just waiting to fuck him straight into the floor. To say nothing about the panties over the face - I'm still not convinced that it isn't some sort of strange piracy cue and that mentioning it anywhere official is meant to reveal me as a filthy pirate - the only redeeming factor I can find about this man is that his voice is actually competently done.
Something that MOST of the playable and nonplayable crew can vouch for. The voice acting is professional grade and my props go to the people who did it, along with my sympathies for the vast majority of them for having to suffer through dialogue that reads like a teenagers first naughty forum fanfic. I repeat - NOBODY TALKS LIKE THIS, EVEN RED LIGHT DISTRICT WORKERS - outside of perhaps the senator dude who actually sounds like he is trying to run an interstellar coup among a troupe of idiots who can't keep the word dick out of their mouths any longer than it takes to catch a breath of air.
For the interest of full disclosure, I got as far as the Hydra sector before writing this, and when I saw space elves I was excited for a moment, thinking that we would get something noble or at least interesting after all the pirate blabber...Annnnnnd then the council cutscene happened. Whatever social commentary the Kloi are supposed to represent, assuming there is a social commentary here and not just some weird fetish with people talking like teenagers judging a mall fashion contest, is drowned out by making the dialogue so insufferable that I want to skip it entirely. Even if its supposed to be a parody, it just comes off as childish, alongside being an utter waste of otherwise good character designs.
The actual gameplay, when you manage to get beyond the cringy streamer jokes and actually try to do something, is somewhat competently done. The space shooter is easily my favorite of the two, as the music is pretty well done and the actual shooting part feels fun. As said before, all of the spaceship models are beautiful, making me wish they featured more in the game overall compared to the conversational cutscenes. As far as making a star wars esque special effects project, Studio FOW managed to do some excellent work...until the Sexbots get involved.
Evoking the image of teenage fanfic once again, the sexbots are reminiscent of every web comic artist talking about user generated content that has ever lived. With such imaginative ship design as "What if cocks could suicide bomb you!" or "Look, flying tits with lasers that come out of the nipples!", and they even manage to evoke what teenagers sound like on online games as they proceed to bombard you with a glitched out symphony of tits and arse, ensuring that they remind you "Hey guys, these enemies are sexual in origin, make absolutely sure you never forget this".
And one would think, given such an obsession with genitals and other overall obscenity trying to pretend its thoughtful or at the very least comedic, that there would be content to match with it, would there not? After all, something trying so hard to bring up a populace obsessed with sex would naturally be trying to fuck you at every turn...Nope.
Keeping in mind that this is Studio FOW, who have made some of the best monster content on the internet at a whole. A studio that has the likes of Beowolf among their numbers,a veritable genius when it comes to interspecies sex...and pretty much none of it actually triggers ingame. Instead, all of the sex that you got into this game to see in the first place is locked up behind the PANDORA system, tucked away nicely so that you aren't distracted from their lovingly crafted obscenity salad that is desperately trying to make you crave a machine translated hentai RPG instead.
At initial glance, the PANDORA system sounds pretty great. You take all of the sex and stuff it into a nice contained area where you can mix and match scenes to your hearts content. Neat, right? Except that it's essentially a gallery viewer where you have to level characters to unlock all their scenes.
Usually I would consider the lack of any real dialogue a negative point in the systems favor, but considering the kind of writing that infests the rest of the game, the gallery viewer is mercifully silent, simply letting you get on with whatever scenes you wish to see.
Except, despite being kings among model manipulation, all the scenes are simply hard locked, vague in location, and completely isolated from pretty much anything to do with the rest of the game. There is a camera movement feature, not that you need it because it just moves the camera about an inch left right or vertically. Want to get a good look at those monster models? Get an alternate position or even just see your characters face? Nope.
Which, in all fairness, isn't exactly unique to them either. It would hardly be the first game of its kind to have a gallery that isn't all that impressive, but for the kind of pricetag the game is asking for, alongside the legacy that the studio itself carries, I expect better. Perhaps this isn't entirely fair of me to demand of them, but I had so much higher hopes in regards to Subverse when I had heard it was being made.
Between the turn based combat having zero relevance to the games sexual content in the slightest, hosting a nice chunk of good looking enemy models that I had been hoping to see ravage our cast of Waifus (Their terminology, not mine), and just how grindy the mode itself is when you try to 100% sectors...I really can't give it any kudos.
Even the model poser mode, literally called the gallery, doesn't really hold much I can call useful at first glance. I profess that I haven't really gone far enough in the game to see if there is some actually decent posing you can pull off with it, but based on my initial impression, it just seems to be "Take character, put them in front of a poster in a vaguely sexual pose, take screenshot, voila". Hell, you can't even pose them with their clothes on, so if you like a characters given outfit and want to try and do something with it? Nope.
Honestly, if you are going to interact with this game at all, just go download a 100% savefile and save yourself the trouble. The plot isn't worth it in the slightest, the gameplay is middling at best, and the universe they are trying to sell you on really isn't all that impressive. I'd even go so far to say that the waifu's really aren't worth the disk space to begin with, as your cast of fuckable friends is:
-Sexed up version of the adjutant from Starcraft
-Your geneticist who apparently cannot build a basic dog
-Pirate Demon that, despite being supposedly more dangerous than you, couldn't whack the tiny goblin from the start of the game over the course of years.
-Space elf warrior porn star who is supposedly a fashion icon who has no idea what the hell to do with her hair
-A twi-lek wannabe, though I have no idea on her personality or voice due to not having reached that part of the game.
-Standard animal-ear girl, willing to bet all the males are full beast.
-Russian who feels the need to remind us of how dangerous she is every other sentence, with breasts so big that the cutscenes have to pose her in odd ways to avoid clipping.
-Ever wondered what would happen if Tali became a bounty hunter? Also likes to remind you of how dangerous she is, but doesn't give you the benefit of a break between sentences.
If any of these seem worth the gigs of space on your drive, go nuts. But I really don't think this game did any of the designs even the smallest bit of justice. Given what they are known for, I had hoped the Xeno content was a lot more widespread than it is, but to my understanding of the situation, the only reason this game has any Xeno is because it was a kickstarter goal, and the idea that Studio FOW of all people had to make that an actual goal is absurd to the highest degree. This game feels like its trying to be a parody of the idea of a porn game, rather than simply being one.
The next time Studio FOW wants to make a game, for the love of all that's holy, hire a writer who cleared puberty. Or at least one who has talked to another human for anything more than what it takes to buy groceries. I can't even reccomend this as a comedy game, it's just plain bad.