Based on the (as yet) unfinished early access v0.1.
Ostensibly this review will be relatively similar to all my other reviews on f95. However, I feel it is worth noting that I actually will be holding Subverse to a MUCH higher standard. Not only is this a fully-fledged actual proper game in its own right (and not just some RenPy/Honey Select renders strung together with text) but it had a budget which probably blows everything else on here out of the water. So always remember that.
Also let me briefly say I am biased in this review in that I actually funded this game on Kickstarter and so I genuinely and seriously hope it does well. Even if only as proof that a porn game can achieve these heights.
Pros
Mehs
Cons
I think Subverse currently has committed 2 extremely egregious sins, which both are more less extensions of the same thing: it has totally separated the porn from the rest of the game and there are no story or even dialogue choices. Both of these are part of the same problem: there is NO interaction in the game.
Honestly, I feel like someone needs to sit FOW Interactive down and explain to them exactly what they are making and why it has the potential to be so good.
Why are porn games better than porn? Because we can self-insert more. We get to actually interact with the girls on the receiving end of our depravity. We actually get to imagine what it would be like to have a harem of alien waifus (as opposed to just watching it or reading about it). Games provide a level of interactivity that you don’t get with video or books and that means the potential for immersion is so much higher.
And I SHOULD NOT need to explain that.
And yet, the actual level of interaction is so godawful and non-existent. If it were any other game and it were a VN I’d downloaded from here, I would have rated it a 1 and told you to not bother with it as a waste of both your time and money.
Add to this the myriad of other issues: the fact that the mini-games are both kinda boring, but you have to grind them to unlock Pandora scenes is just a total chore. The fact that there’s literally no dialogue or sexy talk during the sexy scenes is absolutely mind-blowing. And the fact that the porn is totally separated from the actual game, as if you are literally alt-tabbing between a strategy game and PornHub, is just one of the outright biggest blunders I’ve ever imagined.
I will say this right now: in its current state, DO NOT BUY Subverse. I won’t advocate playing it for free, but right now it’s not worth the money paying for it. Not even close.
However, I genuinely hope things improve. It’s only early access and the devs seem to have very close relations with their fans and take a lot of the criticism on board. The most recent development blog post addresses a lot of things I’ve mentioned, so hopefully things will improve on that score.
Unfortunately, for those of us who were hoping for Mass Effect But With Lots of Tits, I do have my doubts about it’s ability to redeem itself and we might be waiting a good while longer.
Ostensibly this review will be relatively similar to all my other reviews on f95. However, I feel it is worth noting that I actually will be holding Subverse to a MUCH higher standard. Not only is this a fully-fledged actual proper game in its own right (and not just some RenPy/Honey Select renders strung together with text) but it had a budget which probably blows everything else on here out of the water. So always remember that.
Also let me briefly say I am biased in this review in that I actually funded this game on Kickstarter and so I genuinely and seriously hope it does well. Even if only as proof that a porn game can achieve these heights.
Pros
- Early access - let’s get one thing quickly out of the way. I’ve seen a few reviews on here and Reddit complaining about the lack of content. This is ONLY v0.1 More is coming. Let’s at least be fair about that.
- Visuals – Easily the best visuals I’ve ever seen in any porn game. Bar none. Unsurprising really, given that they had the budget for it. Instead of one person spending ages bashing out renders in RenPy they actually have full Unity sexy stuff and the girls and aesthetic is all amazing. Again, it’s not really fair to compare Subverse with the other stuff on here due to the difference in budget, but at the same time, it would a HUGE black mark if it didn’t look great.
- Fully voiced – Doesn’t need much more to be said about it. Nothing like fully voiced dialogue to really draw you in and make the waifus come to life.
Mehs
- Gameplay – There are 2 forms of gameplay. A spaceship SHMUP (think a modern-day Asteroids) and a grid-based turn-based strategy game. Both are, frankly, fine. They tick all the boxes of being functional, visually clear, easy to understand and play, etc etc. They also are unimaginative and have absolutely zero depth. If this were a gameplay-focused game, it would be considered to be absolute shit, but because both of these aspects are there to compliment the porn, it gets a bit of a pass. I SINCERELY hope they improve though, because at present you have to play them both a LOT to earn points with the waifus. And while “fine” is acceptable in the background, when you have to play it a lot, it becomes extremely boring.
- Humour – The humour and tone of this game is extremely reminiscent of the Deadpool films (including 4th wall breaks). If you liked that, you’ll love this. For me it was VEEERY hit and miss. Sometimes I chuckled, sometimes absolutely nothing, but I appreciate the light and fun tone at least. It doesn’t take itself seriously (as it shouldn’t).
- UI – The UI during dialogue is a bit… Weird… I was expecting/hoping a dialogue system reminiscent of Mass Effect but instead it’s actually more like a visual novel. An overcomplicated visual novel too. There does not need to be that many buttons on the UI.
Cons
- Pandora system – ALL of the porn in the game is separated from the rest of it in the “Pandora system”. In that system you access it through your cabin in the spaceship and then you get to see scenes with your waifus. The scenes are unlocked with points from the mini-games and you can select a few of them to watch one after the other. However, the absolute vast majority of them are nothing more than looping 5 second gifs. There’s some moaning in them, but no dialogue or dirty talking. There’s also only occasionally a TINY amount of interaction where there is a speed of fucking slider and a “cum” button. And that’s your lot. It absolutely fucking sucks.
- Choices – There are none. At all. The dialogue so far is like a visual novel, but it’s also like the absolute worst visual novels because you have literally 0 interaction and influence over events. I know it’s not even remotely got the same level of funding as a Bioware game, so a branching plot is perhaps too much to hope for, but SURELY they ought to be able to do dialogue trees. I mean, if fucking DrPinkCake can do it, why not a company funded to the tune of £1.6 million? The same is true during the sexy stuff (as mentioned) where you only choose what to see and then have no choice over what actually happens within the sex.
- No kink tags – If this were a normal game company making their first porn game, I could forgive this, but it isn’t and I can’t. EVERYONE on f95 knows: “if you can, you give people the option to include/exclude kinks” especially the very controversial ones like bestiality/NTR/tentacles. Well, Subverse doesn’t give you that option. It makes it very, very clear that some of your waifus are off getting fucking pounded by demon monsters when you’re not fucking them. And for me, that just ruins the immersion. I don’t want that in my harems and they need to fucking add some sort of tag system.
I think Subverse currently has committed 2 extremely egregious sins, which both are more less extensions of the same thing: it has totally separated the porn from the rest of the game and there are no story or even dialogue choices. Both of these are part of the same problem: there is NO interaction in the game.
Honestly, I feel like someone needs to sit FOW Interactive down and explain to them exactly what they are making and why it has the potential to be so good.
Why are porn games better than porn? Because we can self-insert more. We get to actually interact with the girls on the receiving end of our depravity. We actually get to imagine what it would be like to have a harem of alien waifus (as opposed to just watching it or reading about it). Games provide a level of interactivity that you don’t get with video or books and that means the potential for immersion is so much higher.
And I SHOULD NOT need to explain that.
And yet, the actual level of interaction is so godawful and non-existent. If it were any other game and it were a VN I’d downloaded from here, I would have rated it a 1 and told you to not bother with it as a waste of both your time and money.
Add to this the myriad of other issues: the fact that the mini-games are both kinda boring, but you have to grind them to unlock Pandora scenes is just a total chore. The fact that there’s literally no dialogue or sexy talk during the sexy scenes is absolutely mind-blowing. And the fact that the porn is totally separated from the actual game, as if you are literally alt-tabbing between a strategy game and PornHub, is just one of the outright biggest blunders I’ve ever imagined.
I will say this right now: in its current state, DO NOT BUY Subverse. I won’t advocate playing it for free, but right now it’s not worth the money paying for it. Not even close.
However, I genuinely hope things improve. It’s only early access and the devs seem to have very close relations with their fans and take a lot of the criticism on board. The most recent development blog post addresses a lot of things I’ve mentioned, so hopefully things will improve on that score.
Unfortunately, for those of us who were hoping for Mass Effect But With Lots of Tits, I do have my doubts about it’s ability to redeem itself and we might be waiting a good while longer.