Others - Completed - Super Flower Squadron Honey Ranger [04-23-2020] [Miracle Heart]

one of the worst sidel-scroll game i've ever played. you are the pink power girl and you have just one single attack, boring and repetitive.. the only thing i liked is the way her panties are shown whe she fights

As far as my own playthrough is concerned, breaking out of a grab wasn’t doable, had to iron man this game to make it to the end. Had some existential crisis about midway through when I realized hitboxes are a social construct and the ones in this game often extend past the enemy models, I’m sure if the game was functioning correctly for me I wouldn’t care about this detail, but as far as I was concerned if I even grazed it I lost.

Putting personal frustration aside since no one else had this issue, the art was pretty awful. The pink ranger has a bad case of torpedo tits and if she does any splitting her waist ends up looking like a twizzler, and for most scenes Miracle Heart does whatever they can to cover up the pink ranger’s waistline. It’s like the stigma most artists have against drawing hands, but with waists. In addition to torpedo tits, and a tummy that looks like a decompressed air mattress, pink ranger also has putty cunny. The animated scenes are uniformly terrible, the CG sets are decent, but there’s only around four of those and they’re really nothing to write home about.

Even the sidescrolling part of the game wasn’t all that amusing, even though sidescrollers do tend to lean on the monotonous side. Enemies weren’t very interesting, the game has a few sentai gags like some enemies exploding when you defeat them, the charm does wear thin pretty quickly. The ending was funny, it’s probably the one part of the actual game I really liked, won’t spoil it though, go ask the comment section for that. They like doing that.

You can do better than this one, I’ve played a good amount of eroge sidescrollers and this is the worst of them, but not by a wide margin.

Bad to mediocre side-scroller.
If you played at least few side-scrollers before, it will be obvious to you - this one is rushed/unfinished.
Gameplay is beyond basic. You can move left/right and attack, that's it, no jump no special attack no block.
Porn is lackluster as well, 8 fairly boring animations and 4 game over CG.

Overall this game isn't worth your time.