A plump behind, wide enough to get stuck in a doorway But he's a guy.
A pretty face that could put most girls to shame But he's a guy.
A cute outfit with luscious and wavy twin-tails But he's a guy.
The ancient Sumerians once employed androgynous males as priests, in order to perform various rituals. These priests, sometimes more often gaining renown as cultists, pursued the questions that pondered humanity ever since we were able to stand on two feet. Toes firmly planted into the ground, when man uttered the first words, he spoke in a coarse, rough, yet profound tone:
Are traps gay?
When the mothers cried out in fear as wolves devoured their underfed children.. when man was forced to surrender his life to the wretched abominations that hunted our kin..
..This! This singular thing kept the spirit of humanity alive.
"Astolfo!" -, Men cried out. Hands reaching outwards to the sky, with a longing, bated breath. "Why must you tempt us so!" The sons of earth continued, with their overwhelming homosexual intent.
And yet, despite their pleas, the god of traps never answered. Foolish were they, not knowing that they Fate Grand Order didn't have a pity system in the stone age.
Time passed, and Man evolved. Throughout the years. the men of earth found themselves distanced from the pursuit for truth. Famine, wars and cruel tyrants. Mayhem and its fiery dust were a constant and looming threat, that had left no time to pray to the old gods.
And yet, as time moves forward, so does the truth.
Run from it as you may, the cold hard reality catches up to every one of us.
And so, the old gods, seeing man in his confusion and dismay, provided one final gift to man.
Written down in coarse scripture, dating back eons. The scientists of today had finally cracked the code. It was an ancient language, not yet known to the modern zoomer, - "Java script".
"Tales of Androgyny" - That was the name of the holy text before them. Deciphering it took a fair few decades, as the scientists were unable to read more than 8 lines of text before bursting into a volcano of cum. Some viewed it as a deeply sinful document. Others viewed it as renewal of the old.
Many people denied the teachings provided in this piece. Citing profound arguments, such as: "its gay to like traps bro, just jerk off to women, what's wrong with you?". Meanwhile, the other side would commonly oppose their idealistic view of the status quo with intellectually sound argument of "its a feminine dick". While the intelligentsia fought deeply between each other, pursuing an answer, some men fought for an entirely different set of ideals.
The futanari. A more feminine based figure, featuring a large member. A woman with a man's genitals. Was it gay? Was it straight? Should she have balls? Few could agree, but many would bust regardless.
Come, present day.
My brethren. You see, in all of this social havoc in this topic, I come to you offering nuance that few will grant.
I believe I know the answer to the age old question that man had tried so aptly to flee from.
Traps, in their innate form, are a pursuit of letting go of a part of the masculine figure, in exchange for one of femininity. And yet, despite all of this.. the penis remains. Why is it so? Why do the traps cling on, so dearly?
MY BROTHERS! It is but a diversion! A diversion that has plagued man for so long. This very same question is the antithesis of the truth! Do not pursue the why, do not pursue the how!
Reach forth, and push away the pre-existing biases!
The trap is a holy being of utmost effort. A woman is merely a woman. A man is merely a man. And yet, the trap refuses this notion. The trap longs to be effeminate, yet not a woman. The trap wishes to stay a man, yet wants to be looked upon as a woman.
One might see this as an attempt at fakery. Deceit.
HOWEVER! This is the pitfall that had kept man grounded in weak beliefs, for all of this time.
Cast aside your idea of the fake AND HEAR THE COLD HARD TRUTH!
The fake is of far greater value! In its deliberate attempt to be real, it's more real than the real thing ever could have been.
Therefor, the trap is not straight..
..IT IS FAR MORE STRAIGHT THEN THE REAL THING EVER WAS!
I OFFER THIS TO MAN, WHO HAS CAST ASIDE THE TRUTH FOR MILLENIA! A TRUTH SO HARSH THAT MANY WILL UNDOUBTEDLY DENY ITS AUTHENTICITY.
..And yet. I believe. I believe that man will finally find the answer to the question that has plagued us for so long.
Are traps gay?
..
...
....
.............
Yeah, probably.
__________________________________________________________________________________
This game gets updated every week, with pretty reasonable and sizeable progress. That by itself is a showcase of continued effort that the developers truly give a damn. You'll see too many projects of this sort, thrown around like darts, hoping that they stick for long enough to siphon just enough money out of people, and then move onto the next thing. This isn't that.
Now, onto the nitty gritty with hiro's lack of titty.
There's a real good game here. It's just not finished.
A lot of the scenes lack animations. Some lack images altogether. That's not great. However, despite this, the parts of the game that do have proper completion to them are quite fantastic. Here are a few to name:
The animations are good and erotic. The dialogue is written well enough, and doesn't feel too lengthy. The sex scenes go on for just the right amount of time. The characters are distinct and serve their own purpose in the story. Everything is a leadup to a sex scene, and that honestly kind of works in this game. I never felt thrown off by anything in this game due to its absurdist-like presentation. This self-same cartoonish, whimsical/absurdist vibe of the game is one of its biggest strengths. Finally, it's a little difficult to stay a virgin, but it feels more so like a condition for a challenge run, rather than the point of the game.
Which leads me to the point of the game. This game doesn't have a story. Not truly. There are overarching plotlines, there is a sort of push towards a goal or two, but your main goal is to fuck or get fucked. Which is perfect for the game that this is trying to be. Don't expect to be wowed by a story or its compelling characters.
You're here to jerk off. You know it, the game knows it, and so does your mother, as she pretends not to hear you go off at 2am in order to not overcomplicate the already awkward family dinners.
The combat is decent enough, albeit there's a clear best strategy for the game (Fadeaway>Guard>CarefulAttack>CrushingBlow, repeat). Magic works well enough, albeit it feels a bit redundant with only minimal differences between the types of magic. It generally feels underpowered compared to the balls to the walls melee playstyles.
The exploration is fine enough. I wish there were more towns, and the content within the towns were more expansive, but that's not the end of the world. I will, however, say that it can become truly torturous if you want to go back to town from a late-game area without a teleport scroll.
There's quite a few game over screens scattered across random conditions. Normally, I'd hate this, but in a game where the entire point is to get ass blasted back all the way to Timbuktu, I don't find it as much of a problem. Save frequently and get a habit of quick-saving after every encounter.
The companions are a mixed bag. Urka is a bit too one dimensional. The mage is too focused on one fetish. Trudy is okay, and best elf SEVERELY lacks artwork for any of the scenes. I believe there's only one singular animated scene for him and Hiro . That's a little disappointing seeing as this is the very first character you meet in the game.
Finally, if you somehow haven't caught on already, this is a game about playing as an androgynous character. If that's not your thing, then you'll probably not be able to get much out of this game.
Thanks for reading.
I swear I'm straight. I just pretend the traps are cute flat chested girls.
A pretty face that could put most girls to shame But he's a guy.
A cute outfit with luscious and wavy twin-tails But he's a guy.
The ancient Sumerians once employed androgynous males as priests, in order to perform various rituals. These priests, sometimes more often gaining renown as cultists, pursued the questions that pondered humanity ever since we were able to stand on two feet. Toes firmly planted into the ground, when man uttered the first words, he spoke in a coarse, rough, yet profound tone:
Are traps gay?
When the mothers cried out in fear as wolves devoured their underfed children.. when man was forced to surrender his life to the wretched abominations that hunted our kin..
..This! This singular thing kept the spirit of humanity alive.
"Astolfo!" -, Men cried out. Hands reaching outwards to the sky, with a longing, bated breath. "Why must you tempt us so!" The sons of earth continued, with their overwhelming homosexual intent.
And yet, despite their pleas, the god of traps never answered. Foolish were they, not knowing that they Fate Grand Order didn't have a pity system in the stone age.
Time passed, and Man evolved. Throughout the years. the men of earth found themselves distanced from the pursuit for truth. Famine, wars and cruel tyrants. Mayhem and its fiery dust were a constant and looming threat, that had left no time to pray to the old gods.
And yet, as time moves forward, so does the truth.
Run from it as you may, the cold hard reality catches up to every one of us.
And so, the old gods, seeing man in his confusion and dismay, provided one final gift to man.
Written down in coarse scripture, dating back eons. The scientists of today had finally cracked the code. It was an ancient language, not yet known to the modern zoomer, - "Java script".
"Tales of Androgyny" - That was the name of the holy text before them. Deciphering it took a fair few decades, as the scientists were unable to read more than 8 lines of text before bursting into a volcano of cum. Some viewed it as a deeply sinful document. Others viewed it as renewal of the old.
Many people denied the teachings provided in this piece. Citing profound arguments, such as: "its gay to like traps bro, just jerk off to women, what's wrong with you?". Meanwhile, the other side would commonly oppose their idealistic view of the status quo with intellectually sound argument of "its a feminine dick". While the intelligentsia fought deeply between each other, pursuing an answer, some men fought for an entirely different set of ideals.
The futanari. A more feminine based figure, featuring a large member. A woman with a man's genitals. Was it gay? Was it straight? Should she have balls? Few could agree, but many would bust regardless.
Come, present day.
My brethren. You see, in all of this social havoc in this topic, I come to you offering nuance that few will grant.
I believe I know the answer to the age old question that man had tried so aptly to flee from.
Traps, in their innate form, are a pursuit of letting go of a part of the masculine figure, in exchange for one of femininity. And yet, despite all of this.. the penis remains. Why is it so? Why do the traps cling on, so dearly?
MY BROTHERS! It is but a diversion! A diversion that has plagued man for so long. This very same question is the antithesis of the truth! Do not pursue the why, do not pursue the how!
Reach forth, and push away the pre-existing biases!
The trap is a holy being of utmost effort. A woman is merely a woman. A man is merely a man. And yet, the trap refuses this notion. The trap longs to be effeminate, yet not a woman. The trap wishes to stay a man, yet wants to be looked upon as a woman.
One might see this as an attempt at fakery. Deceit.
HOWEVER! This is the pitfall that had kept man grounded in weak beliefs, for all of this time.
Cast aside your idea of the fake AND HEAR THE COLD HARD TRUTH!
The fake is of far greater value! In its deliberate attempt to be real, it's more real than the real thing ever could have been.
Therefor, the trap is not straight..
..IT IS FAR MORE STRAIGHT THEN THE REAL THING EVER WAS!
I OFFER THIS TO MAN, WHO HAS CAST ASIDE THE TRUTH FOR MILLENIA! A TRUTH SO HARSH THAT MANY WILL UNDOUBTEDLY DENY ITS AUTHENTICITY.
..And yet. I believe. I believe that man will finally find the answer to the question that has plagued us for so long.
Are traps gay?
..
...
....
.............
Yeah, probably.
__________________________________________________________________________________
This game gets updated every week, with pretty reasonable and sizeable progress. That by itself is a showcase of continued effort that the developers truly give a damn. You'll see too many projects of this sort, thrown around like darts, hoping that they stick for long enough to siphon just enough money out of people, and then move onto the next thing. This isn't that.
Now, onto the nitty gritty with hiro's lack of titty.
There's a real good game here. It's just not finished.
A lot of the scenes lack animations. Some lack images altogether. That's not great. However, despite this, the parts of the game that do have proper completion to them are quite fantastic. Here are a few to name:
The animations are good and erotic. The dialogue is written well enough, and doesn't feel too lengthy. The sex scenes go on for just the right amount of time. The characters are distinct and serve their own purpose in the story. Everything is a leadup to a sex scene, and that honestly kind of works in this game. I never felt thrown off by anything in this game due to its absurdist-like presentation. This self-same cartoonish, whimsical/absurdist vibe of the game is one of its biggest strengths. Finally, it's a little difficult to stay a virgin, but it feels more so like a condition for a challenge run, rather than the point of the game.
Which leads me to the point of the game. This game doesn't have a story. Not truly. There are overarching plotlines, there is a sort of push towards a goal or two, but your main goal is to fuck or get fucked. Which is perfect for the game that this is trying to be. Don't expect to be wowed by a story or its compelling characters.
You're here to jerk off. You know it, the game knows it, and so does your mother, as she pretends not to hear you go off at 2am in order to not overcomplicate the already awkward family dinners.
The combat is decent enough, albeit there's a clear best strategy for the game (Fadeaway>Guard>CarefulAttack>CrushingBlow, repeat). Magic works well enough, albeit it feels a bit redundant with only minimal differences between the types of magic. It generally feels underpowered compared to the balls to the walls melee playstyles.
The exploration is fine enough. I wish there were more towns, and the content within the towns were more expansive, but that's not the end of the world. I will, however, say that it can become truly torturous if you want to go back to town from a late-game area without a teleport scroll.
There's quite a few game over screens scattered across random conditions. Normally, I'd hate this, but in a game where the entire point is to get ass blasted back all the way to Timbuktu, I don't find it as much of a problem. Save frequently and get a habit of quick-saving after every encounter.
The companions are a mixed bag. Urka is a bit too one dimensional. The mage is too focused on one fetish. Trudy is okay, and best elf SEVERELY lacks artwork for any of the scenes. I believe there's only one singular animated scene for him and Hiro . That's a little disappointing seeing as this is the very first character you meet in the game.
Finally, if you somehow haven't caught on already, this is a game about playing as an androgynous character. If that's not your thing, then you'll probably not be able to get much out of this game.
Thanks for reading.
I swear I'm straight. I just pretend the traps are cute flat chested girls.
