Chiming in to say this
does have a translation. I'm just entirely unsure of how to go about sharing it.
And I'd rather share it before broken_division screws it up.
EDIT: I've uploaded the existing translation to anonfiles
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. If someone wants to make this a proper request thread or whatever, here you go.
I'm not the translator, for the record. That's some dude named Chronomium, and you can read as much in the included translator's readme. I just found this.