v1.0
A really good premise that was executed very poorly. The dialogue has Cringe Syndrome, like, not in a funnily healthy amount for an entertaining parody, an obnoxious amount. I guess it hit the mark of the cliche it was aiming for, but it went far and beyond too.
The game is really short, so aside from that, the things that annoy me are: first, 3 and 1 effing GB file sizes just for a ton of text and the handful of renders that are used that were average at best, like, how tf do you reach those sizes with so little stuff? Jesus. Second, why not use animations? The default ones would have been a very nice addition to the thing, would have given it something interesting and complementary as well, given the short length of the game and it's consequential lack of content. And third, not showing anything the other dude was doing to the girl for 90% of the time was a bummer, if I wanted to imagine all that was happening in the back I wouldn't download a game.
Overall, a low quality and low effort game. Sadly disappointed.