HTML - Completed - TF Card Battle [v1.24] [Apollo Seven]

Shit, I've been recommending this game for years and never did a review. The game mechanics is so fun and unique that I've replayed each deck several times despite not even being into the fetishes presented. If you're more into deck builders than porn, this is the game for you.

Basically, you start with resource cards that you activate to buy more cards, which can more efficiently add resources or has some other effect. The cards you buy then cycle into your deck and can be played in subsequent turns. Each round, your opponent deals some TF damage to you and the shop refreshes, pulling 5 random cards from a pool. As you get more transformed, increasingly poweful, expensive, and fetishy cards enter the pool, phasing out lower TF level cards from the shop. A card that appears at TF 10, for example, will no longer appear in the shop above a TF score of 18. The goal is to build a powerful deck as fast and efficiently as you can and fully transform your opponent in the deck building phase to advance to the boss fight phase. Like in the first phase, your goal is to pile on as many damage and resources as you can to transform the boss before they can do the same to you. However, you won't be able to buy cards, but your resources also deal TF damage. The boss fight phase is basically a test of your deck building skill, doing heavy damage and/or mitigating certain effects every turn. They become increasingly more challenging with each ascension level, having passive effects that punish you for being too reliant on certain strategies. Overall, the game has a good mix of challenges, fun card mechanics and themes, and great pacing. I can't recommend it enough for anyone that's an avid deck builder fan.

Fun game.
I really enjoy the meaningfully different play styles offered by the different classes.
My main gripe is how the deck building is done and how you cannot hold cards in your hand. all cards in hand must be discarded.

Great game. The card mechanics kept me hooked, and I was very interested in progressing to see what extra gimmicks the game had waiting, as well as to see the collections of art for both cards and transformations.

On one hand, amazingly implemented card game via HTML. Major props for getting a functioning card game through an unexpected medium.

Overall, interesting premise, and fun ideas and great theme, but needs help with the actual card game mechanics.

As someone who's played their fair share of dominion, which this game takes a lot of mechanics from, the main problem of this game is that there are three resources throughout the course of a game, and over time, it seems like if you invest too heavily in one of the earlier resources, you end up with a lot of cards that turn into junk once you move into the next phase of the game where the older resources become obsolete.

This could be fixed with some kind of mechanic to thin out decks, but as it stands, the early phase of using intelligence doesn't seem all that impactful because of it.

Overall, fantastic complete experience that lacked the last push to go over the top

Sorry i just have to give it a low RATING!
Its marked as Completed.
In my humble opinion its not! There is much more room for improvement in this game. As it is the game is entertaining. But it needs a lot more polish!

Very good game, I never saw a deckbuild porn game and I love this mechanic, best of both worlds.
There is a little bit of history but it is irrelevant to me, I play only for the fun and to see a few porn images.
Still 5 stars

I love deckbuilding games - Slay the Spire is my desert island game - but this game failed to engage me.

The appeal of Slay the Spire is that every run is a new, unique puzzle to solve, and the cards you pick are how you solve that puzzle. The appeal of Monster Train is that you can pull off ridiculous combos and have a lot of starting variety, and each different combination of starting decks enables different combos.

This felt more like Dominion, where you pick the best cards to add to your deck, but it doesn't really change how you play the game. I grew bored with the deck mechanics after several battles, and the new classes didn't significantly change the experience.

And as a sex game, it felt like scrolling through NSFW Reddit - the images, detached from any story or plot, were just a collection of images. They're sexy the first time you see them, but quickly lose their appeal after that.

The game is pretty good and it's fun to see all the porn. I'm not sure HOW much strategy there is, since mostly you just always buy the best card you can afford. But there is a lot of variety in the different base decks. I do wish one of the base decks was a male focused deck though.

I've lost hours to this excellent little timewaster.

To sum up, this is an extremely mechanically competent take on a fully TF-themed single-player card-game. "Slay the Spire with Tits", if you will.

Beats playing Solitaire, and you can even set up custom games tailored to a specific fantasy, if you wish.

If I had to pick at a weakness, it would be that at the end of the day, there is a kind of narrow band of "viable" strategies, just due to how the gameplay works, but the game is so well made that I can't be completely sure that there isn't something I just "don't get" about some strategies.

Great game! The large amount of transformations and the many different card sets means it hasn't gotten old for me yet, and I'm really enjoying myself! I wish there was more variety in the bosses though! I've noticed a few dialogue bugs where a coding message will display instead of the text.

Prefacing this by saying I have only limited experience &/or interest in deck-building games. Was briefly into Hearthstone when it came out but that's about it. Thought I'd give this a try anyway since it has so many good reviews and graphics seemed interesting. But, since a lot of the reviews on here seem to be deck-building enthusiasts who are pre-disposed to appreciate this genre (fair enough), I think it's important to highlight that this is not a particularly engaging or satisfying game if you are not that kind of player.

My 2 major problems with this game and why it's going into my delete pile are:

1.) Mechanics are overly complicated and poorly explained through the UI - there are a ton of stat types, points and other card values that I could barely make sense of. And more importantly, the game did not make me want to figure any of it out.
2) H-scenes (small gifs) are not worth the effort expended getting through a card match, which pretty much ruins any motivation I had to learn the mechanics and keep playing.

tldr, if you like deck-building games, it's apparently great; if you don't, it's a letdown and will likely not change your feelings about the genre.

one of the most beautiful and funniest game ever done in html. firt of all, mechanics of the game seemed a bit confusing. you have to focus that cars behind are the cars you can buy to add in your deck. once i realized that, it was quite fun. the game itself mix gameplay with animated gifs, whenever you cast a complex card it will be with a gif incorprated. many of then quite sugerent. 5/5.

I got some very mixed opinions on this game. I had a fun time but it was also quite flawed. The best way to adress my issues may be as semi-respones to other reviews.

So kicking it of in no particular order, Replayability.
While the game does have its 10 different "classes" they only make up some of the card selection, the other is from whatever themes you choose yourself. This means that no matter if i play like the Bimbo or Maid 80% of the deck is easily the same and I didn't often feel like the core identity of my deck was all that different.

This issue is further enhanced by the lack of removal. in 95% of cases any card you add into your deck is there to stay permanently. This means you either shop very little or reach the very obvious second solution. Card draw. Jusy buy all card draw you can find along with a few(1-5) cards that actualy do the damage.

The other issue with this is that unless you got a very heavy brain-based build most of those cards become quite bad as the match progresses. And given the lack of removal you can't get rid of them either.
That said I never got any unlocked blue themes until i finished the game, after i felt it was getting kinda tiresome, other unlocked themes might have better use in mid-late game


The game is good but I believe it lacks deck manipulation. I also feel that being able to change themes as you desire is a bit boring and can make rather samey experiences. If instead you were offered a choice of themes as reward after matches that would branch out into more interesting choice behaviour for the game.

I think my issues is best summed up in saying that it feels like a roguelike with a random pool of 5 items. Sure it's random but the small size makes it vey common the reach same end point.

Give it a try, its surprisingly competent but easily way too deterministic and rather easy. I wish choices were more prevalent and made more impact (add themes, just choose 1 theme upgrade instead of spending points etc)

Already Female focussed from the start... to a massive extent like some games. Progressive/Progression of Feminisation is fine, because usually you can stop/slow down at a place or pace you could enjoy the game most. This is just Female focus across the board.

As i did start to playeth TF Card Battle [v1.2] cards 'gainst mine own opponent i did get dram frustrated, not because i wast lacking valor, but because i wast did confuse on how to playeth. But as the timeth hast hath passed, i venture on again to playeth the game until i und'rstood t. And aft'r a nice card hurlyburly 'gainst mine own opponent i wast satisfic'd f'r und'rstanding and f'r yond i giveth t mine own final revieweth.
- game mechanic: 5/5
- game fullness (sex status, changes. ): 2/5
- can thee fap: 1/5 (if thee can on gifs)
ov'ral
4/5 (only because i did enjoy the mechanic of the game, cards battleth, excit'ment game. )

Actually good card game with some nice progression system. No excessive grinding. And altough ussualy the best decks in this game are those that do a lot of card drawing, game gives you enough options that you can build deck also in different ways and still be able to win.

Porn content is used as flavor for this game, but it is very nice flavor.
All in all, amazing game

Version: v1.2

You dont really see any card games on this site, very much less good card games. Even if i dont really play card games that much, i have really enjoyed this game and urge you to try it, even if you arent really into card games.

Its a surprisingly good deck builder. The balance isn't even all that bad. Though, porn isn't prominent and it was confusing at first. The layout and tutorial could use some work, but once I knew what I was looking at it was fun.

Really great game. Loved it since the start and it only got better and better. Very nice story and the endless mode is just perfect. Also it is very hard to grind through all 10 levels! So heads up I hope it gets a lot of updates!

Good card game, not a great porn game. There's a decent amount of content here but not very much in the way of actual pron, mostly just different unlockable card sets and "body modifications" (purely a stat modifier, no effect outside of gameplay).

The game has 10 different Transformations (think characters in something like Slay the Spire) and each has its own ending and defeat scenario, which are the only real lewd content in the game but they are far too short, usually only being a paragraph or two.

Had fun, didn't coom