RPGM - Completed - The Baka Quartet and the Magical Dollhouse [Final] [haneshippo]

It's an okay game. That's about it.

The art style is, well, meh. Not the greatest, DEFINITELY not the worst. You can tell some scenes were definitely drawn with haste.

The gameplay is nothing special. Same as any other RPGM game. Fight enemies that can fuck you, occasionally run into traps, rinse and repeat until you level up enough to beat the boss.

Speaking of, the grind. It's just plain boring. You get bored of seeing the same scenes over and over after a while. It has zero replay factor.

Should you play this? Yes and no. If you want to enjoy a nice, high-quality game, this isn't it. If you just want a quick fap session, this is an okay game to play once then forget about.

The best summary of this game I can give is: think of ToraumaCompany games. Now subtract any features that made those games somewhat fun. That's The Baka Quartet for you. Oh, and being the Torauma rip-off this is, the game doesn't have pregnancy. So if you're into that, don't expect to see it.

I guess the Japanese are so stuck on the isekai thing that they could not think of an original story for their dear life. But how could they? After all, we do live in a dreamworld where everything outside of TikTok brainrot, Instagram brainwashing, or Reddit dungeons is from a world we've long forgotten. Oh, sorry, what am I saying... we are talking about the Japanese... So everything outside collecting figures of their waifus, watching anime of their waifus, playing video games with their waifus, or gambling to catch waifus is from a world that was taken from them by the truck-kun mind virus. So it's only natural that their art would reflect their little dreamworld. I'm at the point where I'm sick to my stomach whenever I interact with this genre. It's the laziest, stupidest, and most uninspiring pop culture thing ever to grace the face of the earth. We are truly nearing the end of modern civilization.

The product, I, would not at all consider fapping material. Both the visuals and the smut are immature. It does try very hard to present immersive scenes, but outside that, the whole presentation is just childish and lazy. The game has 0 artistic value, neither in writing nor in visuals. It is obvious how quality has been completely sacrificed in the name of quantity.

So about the gameplay. It is as if that is the only thing they put actual effort and thought into. It does try to integrate itself with the narrative and is somewhat challenging. The game itself is a rougelite dungeon crawler where you move between different dungeons with different themes and fight new enemies in a battlefuck fashion. Each time you exit a dungeon, all your equipment is lost due to "lore", so you have to work with the provided meta progression, which also does, surprisingly, work. I can't believe that I have to say that beneath the pile of putrid garbage there is an actual game here, which one might even find engaging. At least I found it so, for about an hour maybe, after which it became repetitive and boring. Truly baffling, considering how utterly horrible everything else is.

Don't download this if you want to fap to it. Only do so if you have nothing better to do with your time and want something challenging. Even then you shouldn't be here but playing Silksong. It just came out.

I was torn on rating it either 1 or 2 stars, but since this is the first review for this and I don't want it to get into the 1 star limbo, it gets 2 stars. Aren't I generous?

People will inflate it anyways because it has battlefuck…