If there was a wolf in sheeps clothing reward it would go to the bum. Unironically I think the creator purposly named this game that to mock the players willing to spend hours to get a good scene to fap to.
Story = 4/5
Playing the prologue the story feels well though out. We get an introduction to the main character as well as a few side characters that we will need to interact with after the prologue, as well as consolidating the setting of the game. After playing for probably 12+ hours (yes I have become a bum, lol) I can say the story is decent, with characters being realistic. Every character but one
will dislike you being a horny dog. Very realistic to real life scenarios, which make it so you have to build a relationship step by step.
But be warned, doing too much open activities to get scenes will lead to high bad karma which will make the ending shit.
Gameplay = 1/5
The gameplay for this is absolutely atrocious and also the main reason I gave up and downloaded the Full_Save by
chthonic_goat_666.
EDIT: I realized after playing 12+ hours that he's missing like 15-20 good scenes too.
Gameplay involves the player clicking on icons to travel (where you cannot skip marker to marker transitions), second are the
HIDDEN MARKERS (100% transparency until you land on it luckily)
, you won't know where any of these are unless you manage to hover over it. As someone who plays using touch screen it took me almost an hour to figure this out.
Then there is the grind of making money and gifting people in order to progress in different character's story. Which requires traversing marker to marker and then earning money again to repeat this over and over.
Even with cheats on it doesn't make the grind any easier, it makes it easier in terms of making money, but story progression is a pain in the ass to do.
Combat mechanics also needs rework. As of now the "Click Me" circles are very difficult to see, and too small imo. Make it red or something, not black which blends in with the background. As for strength training in the gym where you need to find the correct circle out of like 15, it's even worse.
Also we're never taught how to fight, and imo after tens of hard fights it seems like rng more than skill/knowledge of how to beat the opponent.
Graphics/Art = PERFECT
Beautiful renders of the character models, it really makes you appreciate just how well it's done. The feet of the female characters are ultra realistic. Everything else is exaggerated but has their own unique charm.
Transitions between actions (pictures/themes) = 1/5
Two words: Lower them.
Animations: 3/5
Not the worst but could be a lot better. If this were an essay it would be at the stage of a well thought out rough draft, with fine tuning being next. Animations look linear with no curve, also the snap back to frame 1 is very noticeable.
EDIT:
Also, did I mention that EVERY scene change the dev makes us have a background image play. EVERY SINGLE SCENE CHANGE. Going to take a piss has multiple. One for going into the bathroom, two for clicking on taking a piss, three for actually pissing, 4 for finishing pissing, and 5 for leaving the bathroom (I could have remembered this wrong since you don't need to take a piss often, but you get the point). Like brother... This is a whole new level of annoying and grindy, thank god you can hold down ctrl and click with M1 to skip this, but seriously I don't want to hold control the whole game.
TLDR: Download the Full_Save and enjoy the game if you want a quick fap. This game cannot be played without commitment, literally. Also don't even try playing without cheats. I've spent 12+ hours and still get frustrated at how long it takes to progress a relationship since it's RNG.
Also for the love of god please make a skip day button.