The Caesar speaks! What porn game you played that was so bad, horrible, and everything in between that you swore to never play it again?

[Caesar of the Legion]

The longer title would be The Caesar speaks! What porn game you played that was so bad, horrible, and everything in between that made you say 'In the name of the Caesar must I forbid from satisfying my sexual desires with this profligate kind of entertainment ever again!'

 

[EvolutionKills]

I reject the premise. The really bad stuff is so bad that I'd never 'satisfying my sexual desires' with it in the first place, and thus have no need to swear off of them for that reason.

 

[Beatrix Kiddo]

I've lost count

 

[Glib_Gentleman]

I reject the premise. The really bad stuff is so bad that I'd never 'satisfying my sexual desires' with it in the first place, and thus have no need to swear off of them for that reason.

I also reject the premise, but for a different reason. If something was so terrible I decide never to play it again, I scrub it from my mind. I'm not going to bother remembering terrible games, only good ones.

 

[Joshy92]

A game I recently tried to play called Stranded Dick is just awful the sandbox is a mess all anyone talks about in the thread
is asking for help to continue the game
That should have been enough of a warning for me to stay away
But I played and all I have to say is never again.

 

[nulnil]

Ave, true to Caesar.

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Man, I've played alot of terrible porn games. Usually thought I have some hint towards a lack of quality with most games, but the worst experience with a bad game? Definitely 'Being A Dik'. I was relatively new the the whole porn game thing, and everywhere on this forum you see people with a BaDik signature, so the game must be good if it's so damn popular around here, right? Wrong.

It's literally not even a game, you just select choices and become either evil or good, no further depth. The exploration segments are just finding random porn magazines lying around. When I realized the 'gameplay' was never going to be fun or interesting, I tried to see what so many people liked about the story. I played way more of that game than I should have, because I didn't find anything good about it. Moral of Story, stay away from Ren'py.

 

[Rafster]

It's been ages since I played a game that I regretted downloading. I usually have to read the descriptions and even look at the thread (and reviews) to confirm if the gay content is enough for me to even bother downloading. I played bad games, but knowing beforehand what I'm gonna encounter, so, expected bad, and got even worse.

 

[anne O'nymous]

It's been ages since I played a game that I regretted downloading.

More or less the same.

There's without doubt more good games that I don't play, because the description don't speak good enough for them, than bad games that I play. And when I play them, it's knowing that they will be bad, yet correspond to what I want to play at this time.

 

[Caesar of the Legion]

I also reject the premise, but for a different reason. If something was so terrible I decide never to play it again, I scrub it from my mind. I'm not going to bother remembering terrible games, only good ones.

True but at some point in your life when your just doing nothing and sitting around, it just pops up right back into memory and you're now tempted to play the game once again.


Happened to me multiple times but what I know do is distract myself by drawing or whatever and let the memory pass by.

 

[Meaning Less]

True but at some point in your life when your just doing nothing and sitting around, it just pops up right back into memory and you're now tempted to play the game once again.

If this happens then it probably wasn't a terrible game...

 

[sickmyduck18cm]

any game with terrible graphic quality would be a down vote for me

 

[Pretentious Goblin]

Panic Attack was my guilty pleasure. I never got off to it, but it was genuinely a riot, whether intentional or not. It's off the site now, but if it has loli now, I wouldn't revisit it.

 

[Den187]

Oh My Love worst and stupidest game for me. There is no story and relationship development, each scene is like "a date with mom" (suddenly, in the first scene), "cinema with mom", "walk in the park", "watching movie together at home", etc. And this porn game doesn't have any cum after cumshots, although this is described in dialogues. I regretted downloading it.

 

[anne O'nymous]

Oh My Love worst and stupidest game for me.

And it's not even the worse game that Slonique made.

 

[LovePlayFantasy]

I can't remember, but it was like Yaoi Camp or something, but it was too much boring dialouge and no real consequences to choices. It was more like "choose who to fuck on the beach" so nothing else you decided mattered.

 

[sickmyduck18cm]

I can't remember, but it was like Yaoi Camp or something, but it was too much boring dialouge and no real consequences to choices. It was more like "choose who to fuck on the beach" so nothing else you decided mattered.

is it yaoi camp or camp buddy? i do confuse. since i want to try that camp buddy.

 

[dexter111]

Ways of Life, if I had to choose one, I guess.

 

[LovePlayFantasy]

is it yaoi camp or camp buddy? i do confuse. since i want to try that camp buddy.

Yes it was this one. It wasn't BAD. The art was GREAT, the spicy scene were good, but my personal taste was that the dialogue just wasn't that great. It was too much talking about nothing. There wasn't really any drama at all.

 

[sickmyduck18cm]

Yes it was this one. It wasn't BAD. The art was GREAT, the spicy scene were good, but my personal taste was that the dialogue just wasn't that great. It was too much talking about nothing. There wasn't really any drama at all.
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I see, I do enjoy the art though, and from some animation previews, I think it looks pretty good. I'm not into drama much, but I do like plot twists. Since it doesn't have any drama, does that mean there might not be interesting hints or plot twists available?

I need to consider this because this game is kind of a high budget for me. :-? If I'm paying that amount, I would like to have more open-endedness or plot-twisted situations...

 

[LovePlayFantasy]

I see, I do enjoy the art though, and from some animation previews, I think it looks pretty good. I'm not into drama much, but I do like plot twists. Since it doesn't have any drama, does that mean there might not be interesting hints or plot twists available?

I need to consider this because this game is kind of a high budget for me. :-? If I'm paying that amount, I would like to have more open-endedness or plot-twisted situations...

Unfortunately I didn't finish the game ^^;;
I think there's a play through on pornhub if you want to see a demo

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