- Jun 29, 2021
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Hiya.
I'm new here.
Very much encouraged by what I see, now that I've been assimilated.
I've dropped in on you cretans - from afar - the last few years. Most definitely assumed yer all made of goo and cannot ever bother to be scrubbed. But somehow the NET kept pushing my own perversions back here and eventually I just succumbed; "Oh, well. Perhaps I'm one of them?"
I'm not, of course. I'm a big shot. My penis is beyond extraordinary and I've absolutely fucked every pussy I ever sniffed into submission. I made your Mom cry tears of joy and your father run away. And also, maybe I'm to blame for "You Oughta Know". Or worse, I turned Motley Crue into Pearl Jam and also drove the bus that killed Cliff Burton. Or maybe, that's just "thick" talk. From an old guy.
So when did "she" need to be so "Thicc"?
When I was your age it has to be Little Annie Fanny. And sorry - you can't top that. I would sometimes have to boner up for 3mo in between just to get to the next release (of the comic I mean, in the back of a Playboy). And trust me, all you can do is catch up. Annie Fannie is the "thiccest" bitch ever. You ain't but a chump.
And THAT's where it hits. Right?
Where it needs to be "thicc"?
I wanna thicc mama. I want some thicc tits. A fat ass. Gimme all that pussy.
Help correct me if I'm wrong.
The reason "THICC" is in, is cuz the mothering instinct is generally for shit these days. All we do is get judged as dudes instead. And I just want a fuckin pillow, sometimes.
And also, the room to be a dude.
Well there's a war goin on.
And that can make dudes thicc.
When they wanna be mann enough.
Are you ready?
-Get necessary
The COCK is makin a comeback
I'm new here.
Very much encouraged by what I see, now that I've been assimilated.
I've dropped in on you cretans - from afar - the last few years. Most definitely assumed yer all made of goo and cannot ever bother to be scrubbed. But somehow the NET kept pushing my own perversions back here and eventually I just succumbed; "Oh, well. Perhaps I'm one of them?"
I'm not, of course. I'm a big shot. My penis is beyond extraordinary and I've absolutely fucked every pussy I ever sniffed into submission. I made your Mom cry tears of joy and your father run away. And also, maybe I'm to blame for "You Oughta Know". Or worse, I turned Motley Crue into Pearl Jam and also drove the bus that killed Cliff Burton. Or maybe, that's just "thick" talk. From an old guy.
So when did "she" need to be so "Thicc"?
When I was your age it has to be Little Annie Fanny. And sorry - you can't top that. I would sometimes have to boner up for 3mo in between just to get to the next release (of the comic I mean, in the back of a Playboy). And trust me, all you can do is catch up. Annie Fannie is the "thiccest" bitch ever. You ain't but a chump.
And THAT's where it hits. Right?
Where it needs to be "thicc"?
I wanna thicc mama. I want some thicc tits. A fat ass. Gimme all that pussy.
Help correct me if I'm wrong.
The reason "THICC" is in, is cuz the mothering instinct is generally for shit these days. All we do is get judged as dudes instead. And I just want a fuckin pillow, sometimes.
And also, the room to be a dude.
Well there's a war goin on.
And that can make dudes thicc.
When they wanna be mann enough.
Are you ready?
-Get necessary
The COCK is makin a comeback
