The game gives a superficial appearance of being better than it is. Most likely, you're going to open this game up and be met with a fairly sleek presentation that makes you wonder why it's treated so harshly. You'll hear people mention the grind and, if you're like me, you might even think "Whatever, I quite like grinding stats and resources like it's an old school JRPG". With that in mind, let me share for you your life should you proceed:
You'll be met with some classic choices of women that you'll want to pursue. To pursue them you'll need food.
At this point, you grind for food, which is lengthy and tedious.
You then find you want to explore the rest of the world. After a quick glance, you've run out of food. You spend a long time getting more.
You then find that to progress with a character you need to increase your stats. You begin to increase stats, causing you to run out of food. You spend a long time getting more, while having barely increased the character stats.
You then find that you need to increase the girls lust stats. As soon as you've started, you run out of food. You spend a lot of time getting more.
You also need a shit ton of wood. Getting wood is tedious. It causes you to run out of food, so be prepared to spend time getting food.
You also need metal and plastic. Getting metal and plastic is tedious via a pacman type mini game and battles. Doing that causes you to run out of food.
During this, you might just have found time to find some more girls and put them in your makeshift prison. Doing so massively increases the requirements for food.
You may find tedious ways to complete the recipes and boost your food supply. This will be something of an improvement, but nowhere near enough. Don't forget to grind for food.
You may get the hint that you're making progress with a character, but it's unclear. You probably need to pay a subscription to get a scene where Eva Elfie and a penis are in the same room together. This presumably makes her hungry, so I expect you'll have to grind for food afterwards.
Bugs don't appear to increase the need to grind for food, but they're still irritating.
I really tried with this game. I really was patient. I spent a fair bit of time trying to figure out mechanics and see if the pay-off was worth it. It's intolerably bad. It even has a bizarre thing where playing on so many consecutive days gives you coins to buy items that I couldn't figure out what they do. As if I want to play a porn game everyday to max nothing rewards.
Easily the best part of this game is when you close your browser and remember that your cupboards in the real world are stocked.
You'll be met with some classic choices of women that you'll want to pursue. To pursue them you'll need food.
At this point, you grind for food, which is lengthy and tedious.
You then find you want to explore the rest of the world. After a quick glance, you've run out of food. You spend a long time getting more.
You then find that to progress with a character you need to increase your stats. You begin to increase stats, causing you to run out of food. You spend a long time getting more, while having barely increased the character stats.
You then find that you need to increase the girls lust stats. As soon as you've started, you run out of food. You spend a lot of time getting more.
You also need a shit ton of wood. Getting wood is tedious. It causes you to run out of food, so be prepared to spend time getting food.
You also need metal and plastic. Getting metal and plastic is tedious via a pacman type mini game and battles. Doing that causes you to run out of food.
During this, you might just have found time to find some more girls and put them in your makeshift prison. Doing so massively increases the requirements for food.
You may find tedious ways to complete the recipes and boost your food supply. This will be something of an improvement, but nowhere near enough. Don't forget to grind for food.
You may get the hint that you're making progress with a character, but it's unclear. You probably need to pay a subscription to get a scene where Eva Elfie and a penis are in the same room together. This presumably makes her hungry, so I expect you'll have to grind for food afterwards.
Bugs don't appear to increase the need to grind for food, but they're still irritating.
I really tried with this game. I really was patient. I spent a fair bit of time trying to figure out mechanics and see if the pay-off was worth it. It's intolerably bad. It even has a bizarre thing where playing on so many consecutive days gives you coins to buy items that I couldn't figure out what they do. As if I want to play a porn game everyday to max nothing rewards.
Easily the best part of this game is when you close your browser and remember that your cupboards in the real world are stocked.