Based on the (as yet) unfinished v0.7.10.
My usual disclaimers when writing reviews on here are that A. I am here for the "plot" not the plot and B. I am very picky with visual novels and think broadly they can be very subpar. So, take both of those into consideration for my review when thinking about this game.
Pros
Mehs
Cons
What then ACTUALLY HAPPENS is that the game becomes a much more run-of-the-mill family dating VN with no dating-sim elements whatsoever and a token nod at the free-roam aspect. There’s even a run-of-the-mill mystery of “your father was clearly in debt to bad people” thing going on in the background which might eventually cause problems.
Now, I want to give the dev credit and hope that this is all going to tie together at some point. I’m assuming the plan is to have the family move in with you at your Inn before you start off the "rest" of the game, but I have to say that if this IS the case, then the build-up towards that is taking WAY too long. It no longer feels like the game it initially was setting up to be and at this point, if it does actually shift back to a proper dating-sim type of thing that’s ALSO going to be another dramatic shift in gears.
Beyond this core problem the rest of my issues with the game are much more minor quibbles. Yeah, there’s a few UI elements I genuinely disliked and a few smaller story elements which seemed to be poorly delivered, but these are much more minor in the grand scheme of things.
I actually also have to say that despite all my moaning here, I actually enjoyed my time playing The Inn. I liked the characters, I liked the writing, I genuinely liked the various different scenes and interactions.
More importantly the sex is genuinely hot as fuck (with occasionally a bit too much “banter” but I can forgive that) and that’s what I’m here for. I can forgive a game an awful lot when the sexy stuff is regular and steamy. And here it absolutely is both of these things.
I also think that the light-hearted tone generally serves the game well, and even if I wasn’t always into it, the fact that it DID actually make me laugh once or twice (and no just blow air out of my nose) is in fact a testament to some decent writing ability on the part of the dev.
I’m going to be following the development of the Inn for sure, hoping that it continues in the direction I describe above, but even if it doesn’t I’ll still be here for the just stellar fapping.
My usual disclaimers when writing reviews on here are that A. I am here for the "plot" not the plot and B. I am very picky with visual novels and think broadly they can be very subpar. So, take both of those into consideration for my review when thinking about this game.
Pros
- Great writing – On a scene-to-scene basis, The Inn has genuinely stellar writing. The character interactions and dialogue all flow really well. Each character feels unique and well rounded, from the protagonist (who is the right mix of forthright, confident and easy-going) to the various girls and love-interests with whom you will interact with. There’s the odd spelling mistake here and there, but overall the game is just a pleasure to read and the characters are fun to get to know
- HOT AS BALLS – Oh yes. My guy. My dude! It’s using some form of Honey Select (I think? I don’t really know how these things actually work) so there is an upper limit to how good the individual renders and so-on can look, but with this caveat I have to say that the game just looks great. AND, more importantly, the sex scenes are fucking scalding. There is some absolutely primo fap material here and it looks like it’s going to cater to a lot of my favourite kinks (domination, roughness, but then also some hot vanilla as well, plus harems and potential pregnancy risk…? Yes please!)
- Hot animations – Just as an expansion on the above, there’s also definitely some pretty hot and well-done animations on display here too!
- Girls are fun and unique – I mean… There’s a lot of redheads here, but to be honest I’m not about to complain about that. The characters themselves however each feel unique and different. Plus the way the game has you interacting with each of them is pretty great.
Mehs
- Two games in one – While the moment-to-moment scenes are class, the overall plot is… Fucking bizarre… The supposed premise of the game is that you are fired from a dead-end job with no friends and no prospects but end up being gifted a run-down manor house and all the money to do it up. Turning it into the titular Inn. This is a neat concept, a bit of an run on the idea of another game on F95 I could name. This whole plot gets set up and the renovations are kicked off… Then the protagonist’s estranged and hated father dies, so he goes off for the funeral to visit his old family. From this point on the Inn is literally no longer part of the game, and instead you are now playing a slice-of-life incest story with you, your hot sisters and mother. Again, moment-to-moment it’s hot, but it’s legitimately a complete shift in gears and has zero bearing on the supposed “main” plot.
- Very weird game design – The Inn has a bunch of clearly nice systems in place. It seems to have time-slots, different locations with different rooms, you have costume options for yourself and all the girls, you have a phone to have naughty sexting conversations with each one, it has the options of letting you know where the girls are as well as what will trigger main plot events or side quests. It tracks stats and money and more. Basically, it has a lot of the apparent functionality to make a great dating sim… Except the game is a linear VN. There’s no optional branching, events happen in basically the exact same sequence. There’s no free roam. It is, again, just absolutely baffling.
- Sense of humour – The game relies a lot on 4th wall breaks and an avatar of the dev that will appear in-game and interact with the protagonist. This is… Sometimes amusing… I have to admit, it’s not entirely my favourite thing and I think that whenever this form of humour is used that it can slip into becoming obnoxious WAY too easily. There was definitely some danger of that happening in the Inn. However, on the other side, it actually also made me chuckle once or twice, so it clearly has highs and lows. So, I can appreciate the effort being made here.
- Some pretty weird continuity elements – Two major things that I can name here, but I think there might be more. Very early on you are told about your hatred for your father and how you did love your sisters and your mother. You then move back home (for the second part of the game) and immediately start fucking one of your sisters… Because you actually apparently had a sexual relationship even before you became estranged. THAT was a bit of a shock and quite frankly deserved to be set up better. Similarly, the protagonist decides he’s going to keep his new manor house and renovate it and live in it. But actually I’m convinced that the first person who mentions it being used as an “Inn” is in fact another person. Like, before he’s even made any final decisions about it… It’s like the dev here just keeps forgetting to actually include these vital pieces of information.
- Other weird stuff – There’s a massively long weight-lifting segment in which one of the main female characters lifts something fucking ridiculous like 400kg over her head in a series of feats which not only absolutely shatters overall world records, for ANY weight class in any gender, but also just looks kinda ridiculous. I get that the game is deliberately being sort of silly but honestly this didn’t feel like a joke so much as it did just… Dumb?
Cons
- Some of the UI elements are annoying – I could REALLY fucking do without the game telling you every single time a new song starts playing, every single time that you have sex or make a girl cum. Yes game. I KNOW I just creampied a girl. I was there for it! Not only are these pop-ups fucking INCESSANT (genuinely you can get a pop-up giving you a "quest" which will involve going to bed or something, so you can actually get the pop-up telling you that you completed the quest before the first one even vanishes), but I’m convinced they must be at least part of what makes the game run weirdly poorly despite largely being just a VN.
- Tutorials need a COMPLETE rework – Listen, I get that you want your game to be light-hearted and not taken too seriously. You want your tutorials to be just sort of joke-y suggestions. Like “hey this is the phone, you can do this and this here, but HA HA I’m just the game dev what do I know?” Right? That’s the intention? I’m going to tell you now: please, please re-do absolutely every single one of them. I skipped the absolute vast majority of the tutorials because they were literal WALLS of text to tell you that “press this button to see your contacts”. This also means that if any of this shit was actually important then I completely ignored it because there was just way too much text to take in. Allow me to re-iterate: these are GENUINELY bad.
What then ACTUALLY HAPPENS is that the game becomes a much more run-of-the-mill family dating VN with no dating-sim elements whatsoever and a token nod at the free-roam aspect. There’s even a run-of-the-mill mystery of “your father was clearly in debt to bad people” thing going on in the background which might eventually cause problems.
Now, I want to give the dev credit and hope that this is all going to tie together at some point. I’m assuming the plan is to have the family move in with you at your Inn before you start off the "rest" of the game, but I have to say that if this IS the case, then the build-up towards that is taking WAY too long. It no longer feels like the game it initially was setting up to be and at this point, if it does actually shift back to a proper dating-sim type of thing that’s ALSO going to be another dramatic shift in gears.
Beyond this core problem the rest of my issues with the game are much more minor quibbles. Yeah, there’s a few UI elements I genuinely disliked and a few smaller story elements which seemed to be poorly delivered, but these are much more minor in the grand scheme of things.
I actually also have to say that despite all my moaning here, I actually enjoyed my time playing The Inn. I liked the characters, I liked the writing, I genuinely liked the various different scenes and interactions.
More importantly the sex is genuinely hot as fuck (with occasionally a bit too much “banter” but I can forgive that) and that’s what I’m here for. I can forgive a game an awful lot when the sexy stuff is regular and steamy. And here it absolutely is both of these things.
I also think that the light-hearted tone generally serves the game well, and even if I wasn’t always into it, the fact that it DID actually make me laugh once or twice (and no just blow air out of my nose) is in fact a testament to some decent writing ability on the part of the dev.
I’m going to be following the development of the Inn for sure, hoping that it continues in the direction I describe above, but even if it doesn’t I’ll still be here for the just stellar fapping.