RPGM - Completed - The King Commands! ~Knocking Up Everyone In The Royal Court!~ [v1.0] [Rega United Kingdom]

The game presents itself as a visual novel mixed with court management. Your days are spent balancing the royal treasury, managing the mood and favor of various courtiers, and initiating… diplomatic relations. The "romance" aspects are straightforward, driven more by stat checking and gift giving than deep narrative, which fits the game's satirical tone. It’s less about wooing and more about efficiently allocating your time and resources to achieve a very specific outcome. I am being bias, this game feel more like 3 star game at best. This author previous work is definitely better.

fukin Loved the game. Wish Pregnancy duration and Birth defects due to incest were present. Could also use different skin colors for the king. Still a 10/10 for the unique context alone. Need More like this.

Ok, I am giving the game 3 stars.

Why, you ask? Well, honestly, the art is good in my opinion, and the game itself is ok, but it's kind of annoying to get things going. I just used a finished game file to play the game.

And the main reason why it has 3 stars and should even be lower, honestly, is because of the 'incest' content. The incest content was a aftertought and was put in very easy and fast with minium dialogue. As an incest lover, dont bother with this game.

Great idea, poor execution. Only two sex positions, the sex comments are repetetive as well as the sfx, most of the reviews here mention what else it lacks in. I honestly would love to see what could be if this concept was done with a quality production, would easily be a hit.

Really great concept, but the game itself is really barebones. I would have given it a much higher score if the gameplay was more fleshed out and engaging or if the h content was really nice, but both of those feel very minimal and it feels like you experience everything the game really has to offer in about 10 minutes.

To me it really feels like this is a basic proof of concept that someone quickly whipped up and while it works fine it just seems really shallow.

Gameplay:
I like the nice gameplay loop of finding the best women to make stronger kids.

Art:
The art is nothing special but it has the essentials. Nice face. Big tits. Big ass.

Story:
Nice and simple story for the game to have a nice and simple gameplay loop around it. Kinda tired of playing games with a bunch of dialogue. Don't always got time to be reading.

I'm giving it 5 stars to support the developers to keep on making and improving on this type of game, and I personally enjoyed it. It's probably closer to a 3 star. If the developers made a game like this more with content, story, mechanics, and more things we can do with the kids then I would definitely play it and feel that it really does achieve 5 stars.

i gave the game another go:

Pros

1. interesting integration of fucking as game mechanic
2. Game is easy to play once you know the basics
3. music, sound effects and sex noises are okey
4. Selective breading to play as stronger character
5. Events to spice up the gameplay Knight/Merchant
6. Choices and decissions that change the game

Cons

1. sex stuffs are just awful, non-existing would be on pair
2. every character look the same
3. no pregnancy even the short one
4. sex minigame is tedious xD bcs how awful it is
5. No matter if you fuck lady good or not it doesn't matter...
6. Orgasms doesn't even make lady like you more
7. very slow start with 1 action per month
8. Terrible balance with knowledge and social being top skills
9. Elven Slaves are just useless aspect of the game...they don't give longer living humans and don't do anything better than human
10. inconvenient gameplay - instead of having easy access panel for everything game want you to walk from the place to place dayly
11. Hiring system does not let you reroll or customize character
12. Absolute lack of cosmetic changes
13. game crashes on phone with joyplay - on PC works fine
14. save-scummy gameplay with new hires or making babies

Summary:
don't expect good lewd
don't expect good gameplay loop
expect a bit creative quirky fun game for maybe an hour

The Eugenics simulator of breeding continuously better and better children was fun, but the porn is insufficient.

If you aren't a fan of "number go up", this game has nothing for you.

(Also you can't grind Elves for infinite stats )

TLDR: The game is very bare bones and not worth the time.

The basic gameplay loop involves hiring servants, having sex with them to produce children with better stats, all the while using resources that accrue over time to improve the kingdom. Resources include your standards like "Gold" for hiring/building, "Knowledge" for the research tree, "Diplomacy" for holding court meetings and decrees, and "Military" which is essentially a body count for use in battle.

Aside from the fact that the AI translation broke multiple features of the game (including achievements & some random events) it also left the game in a state that's very difficult to understand. The words used to represent the player/npc/kingdom stats and actions are extremely similar, and the explanation that exists in the tutorial/help isn't sufficient enough for the player to understand what to do without extensive trial and error. Combine that with the fact that the starting king is extremely limited in their actions, and you will waste hours just trying to get the core loop of the game moving.

The gameplay loop is non-intuitive, convoluted, and simply put unfun unless you are a huge fan of "number go up". Additionally, the sexual content in the game is laughably poor. You would think that a game like this revolving around pregnancy as a mechanic might at least show a pregnant heroine (wrong). There is no progression in terms of scenes or content and you essentially unlock everything at the start. The sex scene models are all copy/pastes of the same single drawing with minor variations in dialogue for the various roles/traits that the NPCs can have. Which are all completely, randomly generated when the NPC is hired. Even if you do happen to find an NPC that you particularly like, don't bother getting attached because the NPCs die just as often as the king. Every single relationship is shallow and has no development beyond slapping a title/dialogue variations on servants that you interact with enough. The one persistent NPC who doesn't die has no character development beyond minor lore dumps, which culminate in a half-hearted reveal.
In short, the game sucks. It's a random number generator with vague aspects of a roguelite that serve no purpose but to make it a frustrating experience. I would give it 1 star, but it at least has the makings of a "game".

As it is now, it's an okay concept that's missing a ton of things.
First of all Achievements don't seem to work.
Secondly, all the 'randomly generated characters' have the exact same body and just a different face/hair.
And lastly, actions need to have their associated cost and expected result displayed properly. I'm not talking about the ones with a randomized result like meetings in the palace, I'm talking properly saying what the cost and the effect of a decree actually are, stuff like that.