Let me get straight to the point with this game: It's dogshit. I know porn games aren't always on the same level as non-porn games, but you still have to TRY to make a good game. I'm not gonna go over highlights like my other reviews, the only way this game could improve is if it was turned into an entirely different game. There is no saving this game.
Alright, quick stuff first:
The worst part of this game I got to was the combat. You know, normally, a game will flesh out it's primary way conflicts are resolved, usually through combat. This is not fleshed out. This is what videogames look like to someone who's never played a videogame in their life.
Ok, so let me describe fighting. When combat starts, you walk up to the enemy, mash attack until they die (or you die)... and that's all you can really do. But wait, there's more- wait, it'd be less actually. Well whatever, there's also no gear progression of any kind, all weapons do the same damage and you have them all unlocked from the start, at least for a good couple hours. So it manages to be WORSE than those autobattler games where there's basically no player input at all, at least those games have big flashy numbers!
Don't bother with this game, at all. Don't even play it, it'll take you right out of any horny mood you're in.
Alright, quick stuff first:
- Sometimes the mouse is just inverted and you can do jack shit about it.
- When the story isn't generic, it's directionless.
- Visuals are awful. There's just no coherence between assets, you can see the hair models clearly don't match up. Subjectively speaking, I'd get aroused more by no visuals at all.
- You can't mute the low quality moaning sounds during sex. Audio is on or off, period.
- Grammar is non-existent. You don't even need to play the game to see this, look at the game's preview images.
- There's no manual save and the game doesn't tell you when your progress saves. You'll just randomly lose progress.
The worst part of this game I got to was the combat. You know, normally, a game will flesh out it's primary way conflicts are resolved, usually through combat. This is not fleshed out. This is what videogames look like to someone who's never played a videogame in their life.
Ok, so let me describe fighting. When combat starts, you walk up to the enemy, mash attack until they die (or you die)... and that's all you can really do. But wait, there's more- wait, it'd be less actually. Well whatever, there's also no gear progression of any kind, all weapons do the same damage and you have them all unlocked from the start, at least for a good couple hours. So it manages to be WORSE than those autobattler games where there's basically no player input at all, at least those games have big flashy numbers!
Don't bother with this game, at all. Don't even play it, it'll take you right out of any horny mood you're in.