Unity - Completed - The Last Orgasm [Final] [Pirates Of The Digital Sea]

  1. 2.00 star(s)

    weetweet69

    Short FPS game that leaves a lot to be desired. Shooting is best described as if someone took the shooting of Resident Evil and made it feel like you have no impact in your shots and no recoil. Zombies will literally charge at you and not run around a door or in the rare case, phase right through it. The erotic content also leaves a lot to be desired as its just a loop of a woman either masturbating, getting fucked by a normal man, or getting fucked by a zombie but no cumshots and ejaculation. Most of it is vaginal penetration but no anal, and just a single titjob that consist of two angles and a blowjob consisting of four. The true pulse-pounding horror is spending actual money on this.

    This only gets two stars because of the porn but everything else is just crap.
  2. 1.00 star(s)

    SINtax EroRR

    You know why its called The Last Orgasm?


    Because that's the only orgasm your MC will get before you feel like deleting this game. The isn't any substantial content in this game at all, and while that is understandable for an early build Alpha, you know what isn't excusable?

    The shit models, shit animation loops, and lack of polish on the presentation of the porn. Like hell, if you're going to only have 2-3 sex scenes, the least you can do is make em look good to attract your playerbase. But this game can't even do that. That's like the first rule when it comes to porn games; a good first impression.

    Not worth the space on my computer, sorry.
  3. 1.00 star(s)

    gasblaster

    The game has controller support that doesn't work properly, the enemies are generic as hell and are just slapped everywhere to fill in space, its gets pitch black as soon as you reach the third level and pretty much forces you to rely on looking at the mini map the entire time to get anywhere, some events can be triggered in the wrong order causing the game to break, (I accidently found the note before the box in the prison and therefore didn't allow me to get the code) the shotgun is just a terrible sniper because its worse than the starter pistol if you don't get a headshot and to top it all off, you get only 1 animation when you lose, everything else is locked behind vhs tapes and cameras in the game which take quite some time to find and aren't even that good.
  4. 1.00 star(s)

    Shadowndev99

    I dont know why this game was so recommended on steam and when I play it was so sucks really the combat is fine ich but the sex and why I am here downloading and playing it its very bad noting good at it just 2 second of video go in endless loop and just playing with yourself and watching tapes of 2 seconds endless loop wow so sucks really and above 7 gigs full of nothing good at it
  5. 1.00 star(s)

    bouioasduncoasd

    At least Bioasshard had quite a few animations and decent combat.
    At least Project Elimination: Ground Zeroes has polish and an interesting style.
    At least Beasts in the Sun has Lara's fat ass that I can stare at and silly little slide puzzles.

    Game only has 1 defeat animation, rest are just random collect-a-thon SFMs (not the good kind either), or you fucking your husband in one boring pose.
    Skip this, play any of the above mentioned games. They're better time-wasters, if nothing else
  6. 1.00 star(s)

    a huge bee

    not only is it boring as fuck you can barely see anything and you only have ONE death animation, its more like a scavenger hunt for shitty gifs of 3d porn. if you enjoy wasting your time then go for it