Unity - Completed - The Naughty Vampire and the Moaning Forest [Steam] [Maron Maron]

Story is decent, scenes pretty nice, just sad that they aren't animations. I feel like the game could've been better but It's not a bad game. Additionally I had no bugs during the gameplay so nice work.

The Naughty Vampire and the Moaning Forest is a very short roguelike where you are a monster hunter bringing a vampire across a fairly small forest filled with random encounters. The purpose of the game is to cross the map while managing the levels of your personal power and the cute vampire’s prison level. It’s very straightforward on what you have to do and its mechanics, everything is randomized so to unlock the scenes you will have to grind multiple runs across the map. The art is very pretty and a special effort went to the voice acting, giving Name an adorable and bratty personality. The biggest problem is that since it's a roguelike heavily dependent on multiple runs you will see many, many repeated moments, and for some damn reason (like almost every japanese game) the text speed is unbelievably slow. Why can’t they have instant text lines so you have to click just once is beyond any normal reasoning. That element hinders the gameplay significantly, making it very frustrating to hunt for the scenes not yet unlocked, hurting the enjoyment of this fairly simple game.

Very short game, but with the scenes I feel it's still better than 3 stars.
Can't speak for everyone, but it being so short even with different endings leaves little desire to replay multiple times. Just a nice game to kill maybe 1,5hrs. Oh and everything seemed neatly translated so no wall text with bad poetry that maxes text based games crap.

That might be one of the greatest wastes of time that I've ever encountered. The scenes are "animated" loosely. The little side panel with the xray is animated, smoothly at that. I'd be happy if they animated the scene itself. The game is... what. What the fuck was that? I'm not even sure what I was doing? But I beat the game in probably 45 seconds? Not counting looking at the few scenes. I dunno man. For a steam game, I expected a little bit more... since they're asking for money.

click through a randomized set of tiles and make it to the end before the stamina runs out.
art is done by the legendary maron maron so it's a worth a playthrough for that at the very least.
voice actor is lacking, and the official machine tl does not help matters by producing a rote, by the numbers script.
the gameplay is fairly boring but if you enjoy a slow progression of lewd content, actually playing through the game and not fapping to a 100% cg save is worth the time investment. That being said, don't waste your time on normal mode and don't collect all the cgs yourself - a full save will grant you everything you need to sandbox the game
it's maron maron art so get a fap in and fuck around in the sandbox mode for another. shelve the game after

[Rev @ Moaning Wood [Final] Moaning Wood Final]

RNG is not a SDK.

Graphics are fine.

Writing is nonexistent. Characterization is present, but annoying.

Porn's vanilla. Well drawn, but boring.

Gameplay is a waste of time. RNG fractals, how novel.

TLDR: Zzzz...

It's an ok game. Takes about an hour or two to finish. Save often cause each tile is random within its colored class. Most blues are good to land on but some of them can come in clutch. Half the purples will give you a bigger dick, and half of them will make your dick get smaller. Yellow are will help increase the vampire's arousal, Make sure to fuck her every time your sperm gauge is full. It gives you the most constraint even when you got a tiny dick. Fortunately, there is also a cheat you can download to help you get all the cg easier. Although Cgs isn't all that worth it. The Vampire is hot though. A lot of people complained about her voice. I don't really care and don't see a problem with it. The game is also sadly censored, and depending on what treasure you open, the vampire can get fucked by other creatures, mainly tentacles and slimes. I think there are 5 endings in total. The only ones I worried about were the ones where I fuck the shit out of her to a happily ever after. Just manage your constraint on her, get a big dick from purples, raise her arousal using yellows, and try to avoid reds if at all possible. In all my playthroughs I only landed on 3 red slots due to the path I took. Games are not that hard just remember to save and load back in when the game gives you a bad event such as shrinking dick, or a massive amount of constraint loss.

Could be better, could be worse. Personally, I didn't like the voice acting. I know there was the whole mesugaki aspect to the game, but it just felt a bit too overdone.
Art was pretty good, but I wish the X-ray let us see the creampie, or that there was a scene for when she got pregnant. It wasn't that hard. I downloaded it and beat it all in the course of like, an hour.

Pretty average game, all things considered.

Well... gameplay is fucking boring...
You just pick tile where u want to go and tbh. thats all about this game... tiles are giving You random bonuses/traps etc... so its basicly "Guess where to click game"... scenes are not rly rewarding only good thing about this game is X-Ray, its looking rly nice.

And why girl is talking so weird?... was her voice AI generated or something?...

Girl is pretty hot... game is pretty cold...

TL;DR: Mediocre variety, mediocre gameplay (read extended for breakdown), abysmal runtime, abysmal control over unlocking the gallery.
2/5.

Gameplay:
You click a tile, an event based on the colour of that tile occurs at random. Every 3-4 tiles you can bang the girl for more HP.

1. Blue tiles are positive, either giving you back some HP (-1 to +9 instead of -6) or giving you "dick power" which is used to tempt the girl.
2. Purple tiles are half-and-half. They either give you more "dick power" or decrease your "dick power".
3. Grey tiles are blank.
4. Yellow tiles are treasure chests, and are positive (+arousal to the girl).
5. Red tiles are very negative (up to -16 HP).

There are a few lanes and you can only move up, down, left or right. Going back to a tile you already were at is considered as a blank tile that doesn't add to your ability to bang the girl for an HP refund, which means you almost never want to do that.
The way you play is just trying to locate the safest path you can - which is to say, taking the lowest number of red tiles and highest number of blue tiles as you can while you head to the right. Along the way you want to reach a high enough arousal rating on the girl and a high enough "dick power" for yourself to get the ending you wanted.

That's all there is to it.
All in all, this will take you ~5-10 minutes to get sick of, and then an unquantifiable amount of time to hunt down the remaining CGs, because you have no control over what events the game spawns. If you're lucky, you'll have everything with 2-3 runs. If not, you'll have a particular treasure chest event missing on a particular level, and my suggestion at this point is to download the cheat mod and force it to spawn.

In conclusion: RNG nonsense, boring gameplay, zero effort, zero challenge, completely mediocre dross which has only one saving grace: the art and availability of a gallery.
2/5.

Meh, Art ist of course amazing. But the gameplay is just bad. There is nothing you can influence really, its mandatory to play on easy mode if you want to play this game. No new game plus either.
Like almost all the tiles make you lose constraint, so you can basically forget ever going far into this game, unless you're extremely lucky with the RNG and the placement of the tiles.

The artstyle is really good and the gameplay is simple and easy to learn, but there really isn't much to it in substance. You can complete the whole thing in under 30 mins and forget about it, there's a moderate amount of scenes but that's it. It's just whatever.

This review is not going to take the MTL into account, so don't worry about that. That said, the majority of the text isn't even translated so I just enjoyed the girl's bratty teasing dialogue as I played the game. Teasing girls are my type yo.

Anyways to the review. The game is incredibly simple. It's literally, pick a direction, lose/gain HP/love/dick size and repeat. And obviously, things change as love/dick size increases and what level of love/dick size you had when you win or lose all your HP.

There's also special unique art work as well such as the tentacles and the slimes, some as full CGs, some as changes to the standing picture of... uh Namely. How do you pronounce that? The artwork of the game is phenomenal. It's by the artist Koto and the group Maron Maron, I highly recommend their doujins.

Anyways the premise is that you're a demon hunter and you're capturing Namely to get some dosh by getting through to the other side of the forest encountering monster girls, who btw, really should've gotten their own unique CGs, gaining and losing dick size by eating mushrooms and making sure Namely doesn't escape and submit to your dick. That's pretty much it. The game is sweet, short and simple and can be done in just 30 minutes. Enjoy it. Because the art is absolute quality.