RPGM - Completed - The Pet Whisperer [v1.0] [Sexual Orange]

Game is tiresome busywork with 0 lewds
from the image i expected sandbox easy sex minigame with a lot of talking and not much RPGM slop
this game have hunger and energy mechanics
and you game over if you spend too much time working
game also progress time if you enter somewhere and exit
so if you walk places to find where to go game will punish you for this

i hit game over because game is too hard and got kick to menu
i don't wanna play it anymore
Harem? forget it, only harem is you click to work at supermart and read book in library
RPG? you grind stats sure, but they never get used
lEWD? played religiously for 1.5 hour, 0 sex, but 90 intelligence and 60 power

try it if you enjoy hard everyday grind for 0 sex and 0 fun
and no there is no gallery unlock to see if lewds even exist, but you missed them

I rarely give 1 star reviews, but oh boy did this one earn it.

First of all terrible translation, its just awful.

Then on top of that almost every single mechanic in this game is broken in some way shape or form. You can retrigger quests, you can soft lock yourself EXTREMELY EASILY, The start of the game is a massive repetative and boring grind for money and stats.

The lewd content is also weak. The first actual bit of nudity youre likely to see after the home page is a glory hole scene with one of the girls - they dont tell you which one until later. Turns out she's a prostitute, so yeah.....(and honestly I'm still so confused by the translation I'm not even sure that was her, like there are two girl it could have been... one is a massive slut the other is a prostitute and theres heavy evidence for both.... and the prostitute said she never enjoyed her work but the glory hole girl seemed to be ejoying it....... Its so confusing.) Anyway yeah then after that you have several instances of silhouette sex, Which I personally find very boring, but yeah.... also I found a post by the dev where he recommends save scumming because he couldnt figure out a certain bug which may trigger the end of all the quests on Day 30. So he says you have to maximize efficiency because 30 days is a really tough time limit.

Lets see what else. Oh yeah the game has several mini games one of which is the classic rock papers scissors bs which just sucks because its an RNG check. and its a goddamn grind you have to win like 30 times and twice on sunday (literally theres a tournament on the weekends). The other minigame is like the mentally handicapped cousin of the match 3 games.

On the topic of bugs, audio will overlap frequently, sometimes the english just stops working and youre back to japanese for a couple of menus. I also had this weird thing where I had a quest line pop up under my character leading me to the movie theater but there was nothing for me to do there. Near the end I also had quests start playing out of order! Like I hadnt even romanced the white haired, short eared girl and I got a quest where I helped her pick out a swimsuit with the final decision being that she'd go naked...

The ONLY good thing was the art which looked very nice when you actually got to see it!