I went through 3 phases with this game, and I'm guessing many others were the same:
1) skepticism/doubt - relatively low popularity/reviewed/downloaded game, looks kinda meh but what the hell Ill give it a try
2) Engagement/enthusiasm - hey this is a pretty cool sandbox, and unlike many games, half the locations arent closed for 80% of the day! neat! and its got a fun kinda sci-fi ish story, and slow burn relationships.
3) the realization of grind and impending blue balls - surely if I just do ONE more jack pool scene theyll have a sharing bang right? NOPE! -surely if I just do one more scene with Jenny, itll be an actually non-softcore hbo sex scene right? NOPE! -Surely if I do one more run to the shady area of the park, itll turn into a fuckfest right? NOPE!
Look im all for slow burn games, makes the payoff all the much better, but the pacing is just AWFUL in this - id call it a logarithmic curve but thats not accurate because its fairly constant and linear up to a point, then it just never delivers - its more like a piecewise function with a linear slope up, then boom! horizontal asymptote.
If the stories actually had both sexual and emotional conclusions and arc completions this could easily be 4-5 stars, and it wouldnt be hard, the groundwork is already laid, I was shocked actually that the natural 'good' ending wouldnt consist of the wife getting plastic surgery if you chose all the "pro govt" lines, or her turning even uglier into a used trailer park tramp if you did corruption stuff, but NOPE, neither happens, just tapers off to day in- day out boredom.
1) skepticism/doubt - relatively low popularity/reviewed/downloaded game, looks kinda meh but what the hell Ill give it a try
2) Engagement/enthusiasm - hey this is a pretty cool sandbox, and unlike many games, half the locations arent closed for 80% of the day! neat! and its got a fun kinda sci-fi ish story, and slow burn relationships.
3) the realization of grind and impending blue balls - surely if I just do ONE more jack pool scene theyll have a sharing bang right? NOPE! -surely if I just do one more scene with Jenny, itll be an actually non-softcore hbo sex scene right? NOPE! -Surely if I do one more run to the shady area of the park, itll turn into a fuckfest right? NOPE!
Look im all for slow burn games, makes the payoff all the much better, but the pacing is just AWFUL in this - id call it a logarithmic curve but thats not accurate because its fairly constant and linear up to a point, then it just never delivers - its more like a piecewise function with a linear slope up, then boom! horizontal asymptote.
If the stories actually had both sexual and emotional conclusions and arc completions this could easily be 4-5 stars, and it wouldnt be hard, the groundwork is already laid, I was shocked actually that the natural 'good' ending wouldnt consist of the wife getting plastic surgery if you chose all the "pro govt" lines, or her turning even uglier into a used trailer park tramp if you did corruption stuff, but NOPE, neither happens, just tapers off to day in- day out boredom.