The Queen of Phalli - Very important milestone

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So, my little project is off to a good start. It just passed 69k views!
I want to thank everyone who has helped me getting started, everyone who has given me feedback and direction, but above all everyone who read my work and encouraged me to keep going.
Rest assured, I'm fully committed to this and will bring the story to a satisfying (ghgh satisfying) finale.
I seek no compensation, all I hope for is adulation.
To celebrate this very sought out milestone, I composed a little sonnet.
It is entirely original and in no way ripped off or spoofed from authors better than me.
Hope you'll enjoy.

Once a horny bard
Choose to write his song
About three sexy sisters
and their mother's huge dong

Their matron had them taught
To be silver-tongued devils
And like proper dark elves
At her balls did they revel

They made her cum in streaks
With masterful technique
Took all down their throat
Using no teeth

While the matron's cock
Minced their tender meat
And so cried the writer
That's pretty neat

Toss a coin to your writer
Oh my Valiant Readers
Oh my Valiant Readers, oh
Toss a coin to your writer
Oh my Valiant Readers

Deep in the underworld
They shagged the mighty horde
Of tentacled beasts
That brought them to moan

Just like the musketeers
All for one 'n one for all
They betrayed no fear
And offered each hole

With lips, feet and chest
So much did they ingest
Got filled to the brim
And that is no jest

That's my epic tale
Our champions did prevail
Exhausted the villains
Now how about some ale

Toss a coin to your writer
Oh my Valiant Readers
Oh my Valiant Readers, oh
Toss a coin to your writer
The horniest of bards

Toss a coin to your writer
Oh my Valiant Readers
Oh my Valiant Readers, oh
Toss a coin to your writer
The horniest of bards

Toss a coin to your writer
Oh my Valiant Readers
Oh my Valiant Readers, ah-ah, oh
Toss a coin to your writer

The horniest of bards
 
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