Nah, man this shit is underrated. The amount of fucking garbage side-scrollers out there which have a higher average score than this is INSANE.
This was a pleasant surprise for me. I expected this to be your average slop side-scroller with shit for content, that I would drop after half an hour, but this managed to keep me interested. The story of the game is total bullshit and it is not the focus, thank god for that. The production value is in the visuals and the gameplay.
I don't like 3D porn and the kind of shaderless and textureless shit you have here amounts to what I would call average. However, the camera controls during scenes are surprisingly good. It's pretty basic but it works. It also flows pretty well with the gameplay.
The game is a fighter styled side-scroller where you react to enemy telegraphs and solve puzzles. I could actually bare it. It had some amount of challenge, both the puzzles and the enemies. However the amount of fucking grind you have to do is fucking crazy. If you actually decide to download the game to play it instead of just for the gallery, the advice I can give is to invest first and foremost in the "Soul Gain Up" perk. It will help you snowball the grind a bit. Changing the difficulty from normal to easy seems to do nothing that would help the grind. Enemies have the same amount of HP regardless of difficulty so you have to have damage in order to prevent going fucking crazy over how many fucking times you have to kick and holy water a single enemy.
Since they did not put much effort into the writing there isn't much smut to speak of. However the enemies, their variety, the animations, and the above average gameplay does carry this game pretty hard. Objectively I would rate it a 3 star but since everybody likes to overrate every piece of garbage but underrate stuff that would be objectively average, I will go ahead and include an extra star since this shit is to my taste.
This was a pleasant surprise for me. I expected this to be your average slop side-scroller with shit for content, that I would drop after half an hour, but this managed to keep me interested. The story of the game is total bullshit and it is not the focus, thank god for that. The production value is in the visuals and the gameplay.
I don't like 3D porn and the kind of shaderless and textureless shit you have here amounts to what I would call average. However, the camera controls during scenes are surprisingly good. It's pretty basic but it works. It also flows pretty well with the gameplay.
The game is a fighter styled side-scroller where you react to enemy telegraphs and solve puzzles. I could actually bare it. It had some amount of challenge, both the puzzles and the enemies. However the amount of fucking grind you have to do is fucking crazy. If you actually decide to download the game to play it instead of just for the gallery, the advice I can give is to invest first and foremost in the "Soul Gain Up" perk. It will help you snowball the grind a bit. Changing the difficulty from normal to easy seems to do nothing that would help the grind. Enemies have the same amount of HP regardless of difficulty so you have to have damage in order to prevent going fucking crazy over how many fucking times you have to kick and holy water a single enemy.
Since they did not put much effort into the writing there isn't much smut to speak of. However the enemies, their variety, the animations, and the above average gameplay does carry this game pretty hard. Objectively I would rate it a 3 star but since everybody likes to overrate every piece of garbage but underrate stuff that would be objectively average, I will go ahead and include an extra star since this shit is to my taste.