Unity - Completed - Third Crisis [v1.1.0] [Anduo Games]

third crisis is, in my opinion, the definitive "3.5 star chinese restaurant" experience of h-games; it'll give you some of the best damn porn you've ever seen (especially if you're in to free use or public sex) while simultaneously hating you and wishing you would get the fuck out of their restaurant already

the primary combat loop is quite divisive, and while i found it to be fine for the most part, the endgame pushes it to its breaking point where it gets exponentially less fun the further along it goes; this is best exemplified with the party structure, where nobody is capable of reaching the damage or mobility of the main character after her midgame upgrade, leaving them largely as cannon fodder for the larger and larger groups

without getting into significant story details, the main storyline starts strong and starts losing steam after the first extremely obviously telegraphed plot twist before starting to crumble shortly after; what little non-linearity and exploration had in the main town is aggressively smashed and put on rails in act 2

the final dungeon and ending is where it felt like the whole thing went tits up
the final dungeon itself is also just a miserable slog of combat encounters and what little patience you'll have for the combat system will crumble

despite all of this, i do think the game is worth playing at least once because these are some of the best hscenes i've seen in this particular niche fetish, just make sure to have console commands on the standby
i do stand by this being a 3.5 star game, but i've personally rounded it up to 4 because i ultimately had more positive experiences with it than negative ones, but do temper your expectations going into it

Hello! It's me, Illidan! I usually don't review hgames which were completed for a long time with tons of reviews. But this western hgame? Nah, it's that bad to be reviewed. I will rate it by these categories : Translation, Story, Gameplay and Hscenes.

Let's start!
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Story 1/5 - One of the worstest story i ever seen... With braindead villains which can't do much to protagonist and his group, despite taking control of entire world. I don't even say that MC and his group is much better.... I do know that plot of this hgame ain't that serious, but MCs girlfriend and how MC herself behaves is quite a show. What do you mean forgive the guy who helped you at the start and constantly cared for some stranger, which he wasn't obliged to help? I don't even talk about MC really wanting to be laid down with other heroines or yet to be known girlfriend in red suit as enemy. The further down you go into story, the worser it becomes. I would say that even Xinxia chinese face slapping novels with various immortals and jade beauties, would have better writing than this

Gameplay 1/5 - One of the worst time wastes i ever seen... It's really easy to beat fighting in this hgame, but it's also way too time consuming and boring the more you play. I would just suggest to skip all battles. When i found command to skip battles, i felt biggest relief when i played this hgame. While gameplay her? Plenty of empty places on later stages and even bigger time wastes with barely difficult mini games, like training with that futa girl or dancing.

Hscenes 2-3/5 - Maybe the only redeeming part of this hgame and yet, somewhere in the mid or late part of the story, it feels like they are of worser quality and certain slime girl, outright instantly rapes you, when you had chances to avoid it or simply choose to not do that. Even if you play entire hgame without any sexual intercourses(yeah, i played all of it without any scenes at first). Maybe if you like a lot of futa and degradation, you might like scenes
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Conclusion 1.2-1.5/5 - Real western hgameslop. At first, i had high hopes for it, but the more i played and read story. The more i felt headache and regret that i even downloaded it and started to play. Story and gameplay, simply wants to make you quit. I would recommend to simply download save and check scenes. Good luck guys, with finding hgames which you will like. For me, this one is overhyped slop

Very good game, I started playing it several times after a long time, and I liked it every time. If we talk about the advantages of the game, then this is a large number of scenes, a large number of endings and, of course, the in-game translator (true, it does not work very well, but still the plot and all the dialogues are clear). In general, I was very happy to play this game and I hope the future game from this developer, which is now in the development stage, will only be better.

Dropped the game about a third of the way through, after playing for around 12 hours. Way too many repetitive tropes and scenes. Sometimes it freezes and you get softlocked. Triggers can just fail to activate. It takes forever to start and close the game, and the loading times between areas are ridiculously long (why are they even there?). On the plus side, the premise is pretty interesting and some of the animations are decent.

The game is terrible, I have little to no idea where all those 100+ "5/5" votes are coming from.

No, I think I do know the answer - all those people never made it past Throbs quest. Just after that - things are getting from mid to worst:


1) Rpg elements - garbage. There is no rpg at all - not in character stats, not in items, not in leveling (there is literally no leveling), your character will start and finish this "game" with those very same statuses (unless you are going to increase your stats with cheats).

2) Story - garbage. Little f-words on devs got too "scared" to go on with the initial idea of an Overwatch-like way. Of course, fear has nothing to do with it - they just had no abilities to keep on with what they promised. Now, instead of whatever Overwatch stuff, they made pretty stupid and unimmersive world that has so many plot holes, that they just decided to roll with it and never try to explain a thing. Characters (including MC) are bland, predictable af and, as it should be obvious by now, have no character arc progression. And do not let me start on how stupid every single move is in this shit - take my word and never play it or check it out for yourself

3) Fights are god-awful. From start to finish. At best you will be able to attack something on a field that can explode to do the big hit. And that is it. Just run on that battle grid, use those very same skills from the first minute you have seen them and thats a wrap. If you are going to play this pile of trash, do yourself a favor - enable skip mode for battles in the options menu.

4) H-stuff - not garbage, but close to it in some parts. And not even close to "god-like level" as those "I play for 20 minutes, I see what I see, I like" morons are claiming about over here. Characters are made in this game from parts, that lets devs to make almost every H-scene animated. But - those parts are not always good-looking. Had plenty times where one part goes over another despite getting place before that said object (be ready for some flying genitals of a guy that suddenly lost his physical connection to those, gl with that immersion and etc.).
And one more thing (that is THE WORST in this whole parody-of-a-game) - you do not have to do ANYTHING for h-stuff to occure. Another "run and click on shiny thingy to see rape-but-not-rape" (a bit more info in p. 5 about this).
Should be obvious but still - there is not battle-fukc. You are just getting hit. That is all.

5) Overall mood - it tries to be like a zebra - with white (warm hearted) and black (evil). What did we actually got from it? Bunch of stupid jokes and some "rape victims" that are not really victims - everyone loves everything: MC, side characters, random strangers - it matters not.

6) Programming - garbage. I do have some expirience with PROPER Unity development, and every single stupid software-making mistake has its presense here: awful memory leak problems, no proper use of adressables/bundles, no pools "were harmed" in the process of making that "project" of sorts, seems like this abomination had nothing to do with resource testings as well. They never should have touched Unity (or any other proper engine with high development complexity) to begin with - last versions rpgm are more than enough for this thing.

Now, the final twist - the sequel (or prequel, or whatever, considering that "time travelling" bs they went with the previous installment) to this bs is in the making. Hmm, current demo version already has some of those problems with badly handled Unity engine. Oh, but no, people that are actually wasting their money on such a crap dev team FOR SURE are going to get something decent this time, right?

This one progressed amazingly. The quality of the animations progressed with the amount of choices and paths available. Besides and most importantly, it has a cheat mode if you don't want to grind and just want the scenes

What a genuinely great game. I have been playing this one for ages and always come back to even after completing it. All the sex scenes are really amazing! Another thing I love about this game is the art style, I am one of those people who does not like the ultra huge unrealistic boob sizes of hentai games but Jenna's proportions are really perfect for me. Big tits, but not unrealistically so.
The story is great too, nothing "new" but completely serviceable for the game. The gameplay is great too, I always skip the combat using commands but the rest is great, lots of content to discover and having a gallery really is great for repeat viewings. I genuinely recommend this game a 100%

Wow, this is one of the few games I come back to every year. It’s amazing, fun story, adorable characters + great dynamics between them, and even toy support (I even bought one because of this game). A strong recommendation

One of the best, if not the best porn games ever made. Really.
Neat story, cool art, cool animations, cool character, good gameplay and multiple routes that ensure good replayability. Definetly worths your time.

I played this game through a few years ago when it was still under development, and loved it. Playing the completed version now though is much less satisfying and fun despite having more content.

Good:
- I like the images
- turn based combat is innovative for this genre
- some minigames are skill based, like mixing drinks at the bar
- unity engine allows diagonal walking
- adjustable run speed so you can walk around the large maps more easily
- mouse support
- a decent menu with submenus for inventory, missions etc
- customisable keyboard bindings including quicksave/quickload

Bad:
- corruption doesn't have much effect except for unlocking more scenes
- story gets very linear (i don't remember it being like this earlier) - eg i have to go on night missions with some guard like 5 times in a row to progress the main quest. why??
- some people give you hints about what to do, but don't offer any way to do it until some arbitrary quest is completed (eg you can't do the guard missions until you get explosives. these should really be available in parallel)
- it's not obvious how to progress many quests. eg to fight rats you need a weapon, but there are no hints to go to the gear shop and scroll to the bottom (past a very long list of lewd cosmetic items) to get to weapons
- combat is very unbalanced - either very hard or very easy

Ugly:
- the mouse support can make keyboard-only gameplay janky at times, especially in the menu. keyboard support is horrible for the inventory menu
- some systems have good tutorials, like the combat, but others don't at all - like avoiding guards at night. this was a PITA to learn
- a lot of action menus are annoying to use because when you click on the thing, there is no default action selected so you have to go down then up to select the main option. eg when going to sleep

Third Crisis is actually quite a distinctive game for this lewd game genre, but it's frustrating and disappointing to play.

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This game is such a bait and switch, it starts great with a hope for a sci-fi setting with those electric traps but then just throws you into a rundown city which makes it your average errands simulator like the rest of them in the fantasy genre. Even that was nice at first during the perversion gaining part, but then the wokeism shows up and you see punks saying "boys (and girls)" EVERY single time because even a slum dweller has to adhere to this "he or she" nonsense that's plaguing the newspeak these days.
Oh and bugs, plenty of them. No gamebreaking ones, but they ruin the realism just as much.

Unpolished game, burden by it's engine

The use of constant event and check point is tried and true formula that the Dev use RPG Maker in mind when making this game and only use Unity as H-scene execution.

The pros of RPG Maker is in the structure, even if you quick save and quick load, that function won't bring many bug to the gameplay.
Unity is different engine that favor sandbox and simulation, a poor match to Rpg formula that only Emulate RPG Maker gameplay, but it's strength still stand as it can tackle any gameplay element which create minor bug.

This make the first chapter a complete slog, Unity has no need for loading screen, much less how it's implemented due to many house and area segmented in enclosed space.

There's one time when loading a quicksave in the middle of turn-base gameplay and initiating that battle again make the skip button unusable, softlocking the game

Essential Game of this Site
Plot - 9.2/10
Characters - 10/10
Sex Scenes - 9/10
Gameplay - 10/10
Writing - 9.4/10

Top tier Female protagonist backed with Unique side-characters along with an interactive story and humor {played the game for plot}
Gameplay was pretty Amazing
the Main Endings felt incomplete but really Beautiful and Wholesome.

I didn't like the less involvement of Main Villain and also felt story could have been more stretched even though pacing was on point

Final Say - Play this Game Already

Quite good game, love the BDSM content , sexy animations and illustrations and rich sci-fi multi-ending story. Definitely worth playing.

Still a few bugs. Casting chrage-like skill to the same location as an enemy in combat may has no damage and knock back effect and causes the enemy unable to be selected until it moves. And sometime the game just not responding suddenly. Every time I can't quit the game properly, but this is OK.

Will play the new pre-sequential game!

Game is overall a weak 4/strong3.
Graphically the pixelart is at best mid in quality, however there is a lot of assets including clothes being shown on models which is good. Drawn art is really good though and maintains the style mostly.

Gameplay wise the combat part is pretty mediocre since it doesn't change much honestly, the side content(h-scenes etc) is very numerous. Even too numerous. It kinda makes you skip some of it since it is so often.

Characters are fun. You can def see the overwatch "inspiration"(it was supposed to be overwatch based at the beginning) but it isn't to its detriment.

There are numerous small bugs, none of them are gamebreaking(in my experience). There are some missing sounds etc.

Overall the game has potential to be a strong 5, but the numerous small bugs, missing sounds, very front loaded content etc makes it sadly imho a weak 4.

One of if not the best porn game I have every played, the corruption mechanic, was great, the animations were mostly good except for the blow jobs which I felt were kind of low quality. but all in all my favorite of all the games of this genre I've played so far.

Parody game that turned into something pretty good! The combat system is fun, smooth gameplay. This would be a fun game to just kill some hours in even without the porn. why do you need atleast 200 characters for a review? honestly im here reviewing porn games not writing the game of thrones.

I'm waiting for every update, this is a very perfect game, though there are a lot of bugs, I had to get into the code to go through some moments when the game stupidly crashed, well, you can blame it on unity, because you could have done it on un4-5, although there are disadvantages, the fact that you go through the plot, but not enough points for some scenes and they won't come back to them, well, it's good that there are auto-saves.,

I started this game back when it was still being developed and gave it a break. It's good to see it finally finished, and with the quality this game has I'm glad it took all the time it needed. The story's good and it has multiple endings/routes to choose from. Each route is unique not just from a story telling perspective, but also from the H scenes it unlocks as well. Artwork is beautiful and that's not even getting into the sheer number of outfits you can have. Overall, one of the better games this site has seen.

Finally, after having followed it for years back in 2018 or 19, I think I can finally say that it is one of the best games out there. Good illustrations (although the animations in the first act should be reworked), good Art, nice MC, nice companion, plot a little meh but interesting, and good game design. Hope to see more of this Dev that I followed for many years.