VN - Ren'Py - Thirsty for My Guest [S4 Ep.29] [monkeyposter_7]

This was never anything great, it was decent when you had time to spare, but lately it has lost its focus and the contant shortcomings are more and more noticeable. The dev seems to have grown tired of its own characters and is introducing and focusing on new ones that are extremely unlikeable and I honestly couldnt care less about, be it Jake, Kendra or Heather, etc. All with plots that seem to be taken from another game and feel totally out of place here where the story always revolved around the MC and his relationships.
In the case of Jake he has something extremely retarded going on with Heather and some hookers, that while avoidable, it is a huge chunk of content thrown into the trash and that doesnt have an alternative, so you skip it, you just lose on it. Same for Kendra which is the usual lesbian that always gets introduced in these games for some fucking reason, she has a separate story with MC's wife, Why? dont know, I guess the dev grew tired of having MC involved in his own story.

As I said this game was only decent before these problems probably product of burnout and lack of ideas, so it is now not worth playing anymore. The characters are very simplistic and some can be argued are actually retarded, the dialogs are extremely cringe and it is hard to put up with them, and the story, which was never great, has taken a big dive in later seasons, due to dev running out of ideas.
This can only be enjoyable as a gallery where you watch the sex scenes, which are decent, the rest? Pass

This is a fun game and what sticks out the most is the white guy cucking the black guy. How often do you see that? The characters do talk a lot, and I mean a lot, and then it is a lot more than you thought. But it is good banter and humorous so tolerable. For a cartoon porn game, it is in my top 10 for sure for.

Good game, kinda long winded in some of the conversations. Hitman 69 Bonus content should be stand alone filler in-between updates.

Top females that I would keep (ranked)

1. Vanessa (Her face, hair & eyes = Top Notch)
2. Tammy (love that kitty)
3. Renee
4. Lauren (need to soften up the mean looking faces if she's changing her way)
5. Goldy (hope that this is actually her nickname & not her real name)
6. Felicia (2nd one that I wanted to knock up after Tammy)

Main Girl Jenna: I feel she would look better with different hair style & color. Happy that the shyness has gone away for the most part. I was tired of it. The females don't have to be full-on dirty talk but, here and there is nice.

Goldy: Meanness towards MC & Renee needs to stop. Not fully, a little here & there is fine, but it needs to go away when she talks to them. Everyone else she talks to is gloves off, full on Goldy time. With MC & Renee, she needs to finally give in, sit down with both of them in the same room, and come clean on her feelings & stop trashing them. She's not dumb, she should know by now they are in her heart for good reasons.

MC: Needs to cut back on the jokes. Not to mention being dumb most of the time. I understand joking to ease tension, a break from being too serious, I do that myself. But, there is a time & place for it and it's not all the time.

Final thoughts: I'm not a large breast/large ass it works on some females, but to me (remember this is my opinion), it doesn't need to be 96% of the females of a game. Look around, would an entire town have a 95% adult female population of large breasts/ass?

I will start off noting that, naturally, I'm playing with the incest patch and it at least sounds like that comes with some extensive rewrites. So I don't know how good the writing was originally or what might be different besides the obvious - incest. I do know with the patch the writing ain't what I would call great. And even good would be stretching it.

A lot of it is borderline nonsense and what little plot there is ain't really going anywhere. The dialogue is mostly a lot of cringe. memey humor and puerile dirty talk - it's all very hit or miss.

The animations don't get good until the third season.

Audrey, the girl I was initially most invested in, well she just kinda disappears without a trace. A cursory glance at the forum suggests she wasn't well liked, if not by other players then the dev. And if she were written off in a satisfying way I wouldn't care - but that she's just perpetually visiting her mother leaves me with a frustrating lack of closure. Say she was on her way back finally but died in a plane crash - could lead to some touching scenes with Goldie and it'd sit better than the nothing we got.

Honestly I want to hate the game, but I don't.
Heck I'm more fond of it than ought be, all considered.
And it's hard to pinpoint why precisely.

My best guess, I suppose, is that it does the harem power fantasy shtick better than most I've experienced. There's A LOT of girls, covering a lot of different porny tropes.

And I GUESS as bad as the writing can be, in the last season or two it has tightened up a good bit. It's still kinda nonsense, but at least the hits are more frequent.

I do recommend the game, but with the caveat that I also think it's kinda trash. But it's quality trash, at least.

#Justice4Audrey

Exponential quantities of dialogue from outer space and repeated, riveting choices with no clear logic or outcome like: "More Banter" or "Move On"... and "Go to the park" and "Move on." and so forth.

The dialogue is pretty much focused on poorly crafted (ESL? probably) "puns" and "innuendo" like so many AVNs, which is cool I guess--it's a porn trope, but the porn itself has to be good for this to be bearable.

Mannequinnish girls with very peculiar physics add to the sense of dysphoria.

I'm joining into the story in episode 20-something, so maybe the world makes more sense from the beginning. Scenes are unlocked somehow. Bonus scene selections are inserted for who knows why.
Basically this was written as a stream of consciousness with sex scenes to drop in later.

It is 6-7GB zipped and that hurts when there's no return for the trouble.

Acceptable graphics even if the girls seem made from the mold .. very similar and very unnatural.
The story is deadly boring.
I played it for a while, following the updates... then I got really annoyed and abandoned it.
There is much better on this site.
This game doesn't deserve a single star... as I'm judging it, but I'll give it anyway because it managed to disappoint my expectations, even if they weren't high.
Look around for something else ...

Game has been around for a while, improved a lot since the initial releases, at least in terms of rendering. That pretty much is really all that happened in the game...seriously. There is nothing going on in this game that has is remotely interesting and the lewd...well it gets kinda boring pretty fast....

There are no real kinks, not like many other games out there...so if you want a fap on the mundane side of story and no real kinks that are very memorable...then this is the game for you...me I stopped playing it some time ago, this has simply become a fossil of a game that hasn't kept up with what is available right now and much much better

I've endured "Thirsty for My Guest" until day 5, but I don't see myself making it until day 27.5 (at this moment) of how soporific this thing is.

Getting bored with this is easier than liking Naruto fillers.

Two stars because Jenna is very likeable, but that's it.

Dialogue is poor. Graphics are okay at best. Decisions are marginal at best. Story is nonsense. Women are in a hurry to jump on MC's dick. There are far better games on this site. Don't waste your time with this one.

+ Goldy
+ Sheva and Arthur
+ game make a lot of funny jokes about cucks
+ girls & amazing animations (especially in later seasons)
+ music, it's very relaxing
+ some of the bonus scenes in early chapters are hilarious, especially the one with goblins
+ threesomes (hope for more)
+ no drama
+ no cockblocking
+ game has a lot of funny moments, characters are rly likeable

- Jake and his content in last season, no make sense to waste time for him

it's my favourite avn here - funny, without unnecessary drama and with a lot of hot sex scenes. easy 5 stars

Grapihic aren't bad but the majority of the girls all look the same with massive boobs and pumped up lips. Visually, the creator has a type but it quickly becomes boring.
Conversation gets old very quickly as there is constant shit banter which is OTT and then each other ratifying the others sentence. I can be sarcastic at times and a piss taker but if I had friends and family that were constantly and I mean CONSTANTLY, talking life this I would have found a new cluster to hang with. DEV...I appreciate it's your game but, rain it in mate! I am now just clicking through as fast as poss to find something intelligible to read.

Rather funny game to play.
Dialogue is not serious, full of banter, and that's what makes it funny. Story is rather loose, sometimes disconnected, even illogical at places, but still great. I choose to see this as parody of story heavy Porn Visual Novels.
Majority of girls look like Playboy bunnies from 90s/or current porn stars. Not my first choice, but still attractive to me. Personally, I enjoyed the most is crazy relationship MC has with his ex Vicky, kind of soap opera relationship on steroids, but again it's made so funny, that you must love it.

This is really more a slice of life VN rather than having a story line to follow, albeit an aimless slice of life.

The visuals are average but unfortunately most of the models simply are not attractive at all. The majority have overly extreme body proportions that make them look unrealistic and their lips look like they had too much collagen and botox injected into them.

The ex Vicki flat out looks like a really bad female impersonator. The characters are also often put in outfits that in no way matches the scene they are in. I'm not sure what is up with the female cop but YIKES!

The story just meanders aimlessly with no real direction. Season 1 consists of 18 days that feels so much longer because of this and subsequent season are no better. A lot of time that could have been spent on the MC developing his relationship with Jenna (daughter) is wasted on needless scenes and scenarios.

The first season also has a lot of soap opera drama mainly due to everyone seemingly forgetting Jenna is an adult and can choose where she wants to live herself. Throughout the series you run into scenarios that feel like a big waste of time, like filler episodes of a TV series you can skip and not miss anything.

Definitely a one and done not to repeat. It's just not good enough to revisit. Not a VN I would recommend.

TFMG, is a odd game. It is done very good with characters and scenes, it is just that I always get the feeling that I am watching/playing a modern soap game. Just in case there are people who do not know what that is, it is a romantic with drama day time show that was made for housewives {mostly but not exclusively}, people in jail and unfortunate children, like myself, who got home from school too early to avoid it, lol. So it is great just not my kind.

Time of review Season 3 Episode 24,

To me this game is like a popcorn/junk food game, not really a game you take to seriously, expect some grand overreaching plot that will drive you forward, or have a major plot that all characters follow. But that doesn't make it bad at all, its just a game that has daily situations for the characters to deal with and open up moments for more lewd scenarios. Now it does have a story and plot, but its in no hurry to really push it forward or at least make it completely central to the game which works pretty well and is quite nice.

The dialogue for the game early on in development was... good to ok, it has gotten much better as time has gone on though though its probably the weakest part of the game, the jokes can also be very hit or miss. That also goes especially for render quality, going from pretty ok to much, much better, almost excellent now. But these 2 things have shown great improvement.

The scenes themselves are almost the highlight for game, tho it helps that the game has very gorgeous girls, whose proportions being thicc and busty that look visually natural or I guess right for their frame somehow. The animations though... are some the BEST I have seen on this site, like easily in the Top 5 or 10. These 3 things are also one of the biggest reasons why this game is one of my regulars to me. Its also the reason why its a 5/5 for me.

The only thing I don't like or have gotten a little tired of, that I can think of at the moment, is that there is one girl that breaks the 4th wall so much it just breaks the immersion a lot for me and its really annoying cause I want to like her...

Overall, I enjoy the game very much, but this type of game isn't for everyone, which is fine. The game has gotten MUCH better overtime and is still improving from what I can tell. The Dev is one of the more dedicated devs I have seen, hes a fucking machine, he just pumps out updates very often that are pretty big regularly. I hope he doesn't burn himself out lol.

Will update review should I remember anything or should anything change as time goes on.

If you're only here for the sex scenes, you can just skip through the dialogue and you probably won't have any complaints. The sex scenes are pretty damned good; I have zero complaints about the animations, and most of the girls are pretty hot. If you're here for more than sex scenes, because you know, this is a visual novel, this game stumbles a bit. It doesn't particularly have severe problems with "Engrish" like many similar titles (though that's not to say the grammar is amazing), but you'll still find yourself cringing or scratching your head at the dialogue rather often. The relationships between the characters are also inconsistent and don't make a lot of sense. This was clearly originally intended to be an incest game (MC & Jenna, Audrey & Goldy) and then pivoted away, maybe due to Patreon being dicks. I'm also not entirely convinced the dialogue was written by a human person who had ever spoken to a real female before.

Still. The sex scenes are pretty hot (visually), so I'm leaving this at a 3/5 rather than knocking it down any further.

Okay here goes. The reason i give 5 stars is it has everything i want in a porn game HOTT Women GREAT sex scenes and a half decent story to get you from one sex scene to the next. Okay there seems to be no real plot but who cares . It does what most of us come to this site to do which provides fap material. And the story is not that bad. Maybe lacking plot but story not to bad. I've seen plenty of games on here that start off with a good plot and it gets to a point where the Dev stalls the plot for years with side stories and crappy sex scenes and just milks their supporters and when they do fimally get to an ending it seems rushed and your left disappointed. or they abandon it. So yeah this deserves 5 stars. I will say this i wish the Dev would hurry up and slap a Harem tag on here. lol

Review based on S3 Ep.23 SE with Walkthrough mod. Very good, a ton of content. I played all the way through Ep 1, 2, and 3 up to 23 SE. Long, so sit back for many hours of play time.

Graphics - excellent, very well done, wide range of beautiful renders
Characters - lots of LIs and branches, different types and enjoyable. They are all kind of the same, and fall on the MCs dick.
Dialogue - extremely well done. Good banter, funny, and very well written. BUT ITS NOT DEEP, its a fun romp, but not really serious and kinda meaningless talk....and a large amount of it. By season 3 I was clicking through pretty quick. Too much stupid banter, huge content, but most is just stupid banter fill that makes up most of this game.

Sex Scenes - Excellent - lots of poses, time spent, animation, beautiful job, options appear on the side and you can move back and forth to see the ones you like.

PROs - Graphics, play time, sex scenes, good english, funny, enjoyable.

++ for portraying the one black guy as a small dicked cuck.
+ for some simple impregnation talk from the LIs

CONs - only really one, for how long it is, great English, great graphics, there really isn't much of a plot. Its kinda just empty on that front. The bonus scenes are cool, and very well done, but you find yourself wondering more about the plot of those "completely irrelevant" scenes, than about the main content. It is a straightforward dating game, were the biggest decisions are whether you want to include a girl on your bang list.

REPLAYABLITY - Zero. Once you go through all the dialogue, you will never want to do it again, even on skip. You could do episode 1, and then just download the sex scenes from 2 and 3 and feel more fulfilled.

3 stars for the amount of effort that has gone into this. It is flawed, yes, but aside from the endless, useless banter it has many good qualities. I really look forward to future projects from this Dev.

Review for Thirsty for My Guest S3 Ep.26 SE:

I've been playing updates to this game for over 2 years. The game started out better-than average, but kind of fizzled out in Season 2. It's almost monotonous, now.

Story: 2/5 - It's just kind of all over the place. It was fairly coherent in Season 1, but after that, it went downhill. Every time you think you're going to progress the main story, you instead get some new character thrown into the game and spend most of an update on it. Overall, it seemed to start out as a single planned story the devolved into a series that will go on as long as the audience/supporters can bear.

Writing: 2/5 - Sometimes funny, sometimes cringy, sometimes normal. I'm calling it Cheez Whiz style: really cheesy and really artificial.

Renders: 2.5/5 - The render quality seems low for 2022. Renders always look grainy and have no real lighting. Both the renders and models would've been average or below-average over 4 years ago when this game was first released. Now they're almost lame. The models for the girls mostly have pretty faces, but they also just look fake. Fake breasts, fake lips, fake butts. They're stereotype balloon-titted bimbos. That might fit better when matched with an appropriate style of humor, but as it is, I just want to puke.

Animations: 4/5 - Animations are generally really good. Smooth and fairly natural.

Gameplay: 4/5 - This is a simple visual novel. Relatively infrequent choices, which I like, but occasionally, the choices are worded so that you can't tell what they mean or what they'll affect. Some choices obviously affect the MC's ability to pursue different girls, and some affect whether player will see specific scenes, but there are some that seem to randomly affect which sexual actions will be available in some future scene in some future update.

Content Quantity: 4/5 - There's a lot of content here after 4+ years, but there are too many unnecessary tangents that just seem to exist only to keep the game going.

Content Quality: 3/5 - Some of the lewd scenes are hot, but most of them are kind of boring. There is an insane number of still-renders of various girls wearing ugly/tacky lingerie and other slutty outfits. I assume it's supposed to be eye candy, but in reality, it's just cringeworthy.

Other: Be prepared to get pissed off when you download the regular vs. SE version or vice versa and your old saves won't load. You can work around it if you know what to do, but you'll forget and fuck it up multiple times first.

Such a bad game.
The characters are ridiculous, the writing is abysmal.
At first this was a bit of a funny little game, with really cheesy writing and some cute and some OTT models, then the dev ramped up the cheesiness, basically bimbofied a character and really exaggerated the character traits of a few girls to a ridiculous extreme.

At some point, I really just couldn't stomach it anymore. Could have sworn I already wrote about that in a review for this one, but if so it is gone, and I am able to post this one, so maybe I was confusing it with another game with similar campy set-up.

Anyway, there is being so bad it's good and so out there it is good, but this is in many ways not bad enough to be good, it is just bad and while the writing and the actions of the characters often make little sense, they are not really weird or out there. Rather, it's just that people simply don't act in any way like this, yet not in a crazy or stupid way, but just completely unnatural.
It's hard to put in words, but if you ever played this game, you know what I mean.

This is another one where I simply don't understand how this game can garner such rave reviews, when dialogue and characterization are so bad.
Sure, it looks good and some of the girls also look really good, but is that enough to warrant five stars?
Not in my book.