Ever since I was but a wee child my frivolous old mother would tell me; "You will never play Toilet Girl Game 2, it will never get a sequel"
I never gave up hope.
It was a hot and steamy September morning. I sat at my cracked computer-monitor-screen. The Earth was melting and society itself was breaking down. I had almost lost all hope of play Toilet Girl Game 2. I opened JD Games Subscribestar page.
What's this game on sale? The thumbnail caught my eye, then the name made time itself stand still around me. "Toilet Girl Game..... 2?" I muttered. Surely my eyes deceived me. I blinked my dry, crusty, bloodshot eyes and focused them again on the cracked computer-monitor-screen. "Toilet Girl Game 2."
I stood up from my desk with all the power i had left in me after chugging down 2 liters of mountain dew and waddled to the living room, picking up my stained fanny pack full of stolen credit cards. After inputting about a half-dozen, one finally worked. Toilet Girl Game 2 was finally mine. I clicked download and it began downloading. My 12 KPH download speed was working hard to download every bit and byte and pile of shit. play Toilet Girl Game 2 with beautiful poop and amazing scat was within my grasp. A while later, Chrome notified me the game had finished downloading.
I pressed play and as Toilet Girl Game 2 loaded, my $3,000 pre-built gaming PC from Linus Tech-Tips worked it's hardest to boot up the game. The fans spurred to life and the poorly secured case rattled. As I waited, it dawned on me. I would finally show mommy what for.
The main menu appeared on my cracked computer-monitor-screen. My jaw hit the floor with a thud and my eyes popped out of my skull. "Toilet Girl Game 2" it proudly displayed. I wasted no time booting up a game and relishing in the finely tuned gameplay. It was all I dreamed of. It was all I hoped for. play Toilet Girl Game 2 with beautiful shit and scat... Astounding. Revolutionary, even. Every being on this planet deserves to experience such a masterpiece.
10/10 this game will be handed down for generations to come