Others - Completed - Touching the Female Swordsman [v1.0] [Uzura Studio]

  1. 2.00 star(s)

    Zom-kun

    Well, something good about the game is that the developer themself knows their game is grindy. In the manual/tutorial, they literally tell you the save file, and to edit it, you just need to open it in text editor (which is the default) and then you can edit her "fight" points to 1 and win, and get the ending.

    I got myself an autoclicker to spam points.

    I'm giving it a two because there is zero gameplay (No, I am not counting a random roll of a dice as "gameplay"), and worst of all- NO CREAMPIE.
    Like, the ending where she is supposed to be impregnated, there is NOT a creampie scene.

    The freak-

    Giving this one 2 stars because it's the easiest cheat of my life lol.
  2. 2.00 star(s)

    CarbonBeast

    That what @cyphre said.
    A big waste of time.. the screenshots are pretty much the whole game.
    I would give this a 1.5 stars maybe because I like the art style.
    The animations are lazy, only 2 pictures, or no animation at all if you click too fast.
    You can't touch her directly, there is a set of actions to chose from; 4 breast play and 4 pussy play actions. Only 2 facial expressions, normal and moan. No climax bar. Can't undress separately. Can't cum. No different poses
    Annoying gameplay: press battle, roll a d20, she rolls a d20, if you win she loses life the amount you rolled, if not you lose the amount she rolled.. but she has 999 LP, so in average it takes like 200 monotone 10sec battles to reach the boring end..
  3. 1.00 star(s)

    cyphre

    Fuck this.

    Sorry for the outburst. You are definitily touching, definitely a swordsman. You see those preview images 1-5? That's the entire thing. 6-7 are just the ending. This is a clicker game, thing that should have taken 5 minutes but instead take over 20 if you are VERY lucky. My right hand really hurts and not from strangling the chicken but from mashing this bullshit.

    What you will do for this entire time is you mash the chosen action button, then mash battle button to actually reduce her fighting spirit. So, every reduction of fighting is a literal d20 roll (absolutely rigged by the way), so you can sit there like an absolute muppet getting those 1 vs her 20 all day and make no progress. Well why don't you just occasionally press battle? Every failed roll takes your energy away which you need to recover by mashing the goddamn button. Well maybe actions are at least varied, you got things to open, it looks good? No, no and no and whatever else you ask no. All you can open is right there at the start, you need only like 10k (if at all) to open every boring action and by the end i had over 40k points that just do nothing. Animated tag is BULLSHIT by the way since it's just 2 changing images, ALSO check this, if you mash button too fast (which you WANT TO DO to finish this travesty ASAP) "animation" will simply not play. You need to press it in a specific slow rhytm for it to even go off. If you think ending is worth it you haven't been paying attention.

    I would be ashamed to put this out into the world as a flash game in 1998, let alone in god forsaken 2025. Absolutely stay away, there is nothing here.