Well, what can I say?
Frankly, that was underwhelming as fuck.
Sure, it's purdy, as expected from Unreal, but the gameplay so far is mainly just a bunch of fetch-quests, and that's been done to death by better games than this!
The models, bouncy though they are, are made from plastic, and pardon me for assuming, but I rather thought that, as an Unreal game, I'd have more agency in the H-Scenes.
Instead, I'm a voyeur without even being able to control the bloody camera.
And you're trying to charge £21.00 on Steam for it?
Taking the piss, pal, proper taking the piss!
Frankly, that was underwhelming as fuck.
Sure, it's purdy, as expected from Unreal, but the gameplay so far is mainly just a bunch of fetch-quests, and that's been done to death by better games than this!
The models, bouncy though they are, are made from plastic, and pardon me for assuming, but I rather thought that, as an Unreal game, I'd have more agency in the H-Scenes.
Instead, I'm a voyeur without even being able to control the bloody camera.
And you're trying to charge £21.00 on Steam for it?
Taking the piss, pal, proper taking the piss!