My thoughts, ONE YEAR LATER. Have not changed. When I booted this up, it said things have changed and you needed a new save. So immediately, I had hope. And immediately, that was wrong. It was just because the walkthrough added label jumps. The ONLY thing that has changed is the "joke" the dev made about chasing girls. This is your typical poorly translated, minimal effort, every female is in love with MC after 12 seconds GARBAGE. Is no one here tired of the same stuff over and over?
The MC is a broke photographer in love with his sister, then suddenly, an alpha male fanfic that the women buckle at the knees for, for NO reason. All he does is validate their existence or acknowledge their makeup, and miraculously, they all become middle schoolers with a crush. Practically all the dialogue is repeated three times in a row. "Wow, you're so hot." "I can't believe how hot you are" "MC do you see how hot I am?" And the omniscient perspective means you hear all the thoughts the characters have, THEN THEY REPEAT IT OUT LOUD almost every time. And the faux slow burn some of the characters have is just because the dev makes the fake "bad timing" trope happen 409568 times. Also there is a line in this that is literally "Are my bongos big enough for you" AND that's after TWO awful record scratch jokes. "The only good men are gay, and since MC loves his sister, his adopted baby isn't even male because he might take MCs women away."
If you've NEVER interacted with a real woman before, don't use this as a template to talk to anyone. Not the sexual dialogue, not the alpha crap, and if you want a quick laugh go ahead use the flirtations. But this is a testament to how Dev's don't improve and just live in their positive echo chambers. The ONLY positive thing I can think to say is the lighting doesn't abruptly change between images and their animations. Other than that, Default UI, stiff poses, and the same DAZ models you see everywhere. If that gets you going, by all means eat this up.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Somehow this is the first time I've even seen this game, you know my "early 0.07" review thing.(At the point of writing I didn't see the changelog and hadn't looked back yet) But now, currently I'm only a little bit into the KINETIC NOVEL, I realize why. I don't like to review, or realistically, pick apart a game until it's just a pile of scraps, novels because these aren't really stories so much as a "best possible outcome for a human being." One, the 'devs' never revise, re-render, or spellcheck old chapters. Two, eventually they get higher quality CGs that make quality jumps awful. And three, English is always the second language and the google translate is insufferable. And I just tend to use my auto clicker through them. ANYWHO those are my KN gripes.
THE REAL REVIEW STARTS HERE----------------
Since this is just a story, I'm going to critique the writing, not game experience. Seeing as hitting left click 3 times a second isn't really a game... This game LITERALLY OPENS UP WITH the dev "Blackthunder," mind you, saying "I didn't study, I chased girls." Which even if it's a self-deprecating joke it's one you make subtley to your friends not locked in forever in a porn game. So that fried my brain immediately. Then you find out you play as nameless "MC" god's gift to women, they orgasm just at the thought of hearing you fart through a cell phone. Your NOTmother, NOTolder sister, and NOTyounger sister are a happy family that barely get by in a single wide trailer. You get a call that your grandfather died, and you get the inheritance. You meet the lawyers and end up in your new estate. Somehow they made your NOTmother quit her job without her knowing and corner you into taking the deal with the only problem being grandpa's old assistant that does crime. So you, being the purest of heart maidens, agree to solve without any crime or problems. Immediately get in a fight with the underlings that happen to be related to the assistant, and everyone declares their undying love for you.
I looked. And I mean looked really hard to see something I missed. but all that exposition and stuff happens over the course of like 10 lines of dialog. I blinked and thought I accidentally leaned on the CTRL button. At the time of typing this I even restarted to see if I missed anything AGAIN. But no. This is all thrown at you at light speed and you, the poor maiden you are, have to seduce everyone because the only other males that exist are the three you beat up at the beginning. And when I say seduce, I mean casually brush against them accidentally and they suddenly irrigate all liquid from their body to the floor. Your character is so pure of heart, all the houses you own are solar powered. The only reason I know that is one of the early scenes the houses in the background (you own all of them btw..) the solar panels disappear and reappear magically.
This story snowballs so damn much. So you now own a whole street that has plenty of houses, a photo studio, a night club, a sex club, a light house and a giant robot. Obviously those last two are facetious but still. Lucky for you there's no residents, workers or living beings around that could possibly foil your plans. You hold a group interview, save an abused married woman, and become the surrogate father to her unborn child all simultaneously. When you talk to the wife beater in front of a cop you made fall in love with you by saying you're never gonna break the law, you bribe and threaten him and she giggles. Then you get a gun pointed at you by a woman, and to save yourself you turn around and essentially say "I'd love to fuck you" and that makes her stop. And you have sex.
Luckily, for me, the game abruptly stops as soon as you start one on one interviews almost mid sentence. So now I know to just ignore this one. As well as not seeing the KN tag I didn't see that it's only the like 4th version. Shows how much I read(which I usually do..) I've seen enough to know that this story will just be infuriating to me. The reason this isn't one star is there's still a little effort on the dev's side but not the kind I'd want. So congrats to the 3 people that made it to the end of this review, and if you did, this game is obviously not for you since you want to be informed and have a fully developed frontal lobe.
The MC is a broke photographer in love with his sister, then suddenly, an alpha male fanfic that the women buckle at the knees for, for NO reason. All he does is validate their existence or acknowledge their makeup, and miraculously, they all become middle schoolers with a crush. Practically all the dialogue is repeated three times in a row. "Wow, you're so hot." "I can't believe how hot you are" "MC do you see how hot I am?" And the omniscient perspective means you hear all the thoughts the characters have, THEN THEY REPEAT IT OUT LOUD almost every time. And the faux slow burn some of the characters have is just because the dev makes the fake "bad timing" trope happen 409568 times. Also there is a line in this that is literally "Are my bongos big enough for you" AND that's after TWO awful record scratch jokes. "The only good men are gay, and since MC loves his sister, his adopted baby isn't even male because he might take MCs women away."
If you've NEVER interacted with a real woman before, don't use this as a template to talk to anyone. Not the sexual dialogue, not the alpha crap, and if you want a quick laugh go ahead use the flirtations. But this is a testament to how Dev's don't improve and just live in their positive echo chambers. The ONLY positive thing I can think to say is the lighting doesn't abruptly change between images and their animations. Other than that, Default UI, stiff poses, and the same DAZ models you see everywhere. If that gets you going, by all means eat this up.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Somehow this is the first time I've even seen this game, you know my "early 0.07" review thing.(At the point of writing I didn't see the changelog and hadn't looked back yet) But now, currently I'm only a little bit into the KINETIC NOVEL, I realize why. I don't like to review, or realistically, pick apart a game until it's just a pile of scraps, novels because these aren't really stories so much as a "best possible outcome for a human being." One, the 'devs' never revise, re-render, or spellcheck old chapters. Two, eventually they get higher quality CGs that make quality jumps awful. And three, English is always the second language and the google translate is insufferable. And I just tend to use my auto clicker through them. ANYWHO those are my KN gripes.
THE REAL REVIEW STARTS HERE----------------
Since this is just a story, I'm going to critique the writing, not game experience. Seeing as hitting left click 3 times a second isn't really a game... This game LITERALLY OPENS UP WITH the dev "Blackthunder," mind you, saying "I didn't study, I chased girls." Which even if it's a self-deprecating joke it's one you make subtley to your friends not locked in forever in a porn game. So that fried my brain immediately. Then you find out you play as nameless "MC" god's gift to women, they orgasm just at the thought of hearing you fart through a cell phone. Your NOTmother, NOTolder sister, and NOTyounger sister are a happy family that barely get by in a single wide trailer. You get a call that your grandfather died, and you get the inheritance. You meet the lawyers and end up in your new estate. Somehow they made your NOTmother quit her job without her knowing and corner you into taking the deal with the only problem being grandpa's old assistant that does crime. So you, being the purest of heart maidens, agree to solve without any crime or problems. Immediately get in a fight with the underlings that happen to be related to the assistant, and everyone declares their undying love for you.
I looked. And I mean looked really hard to see something I missed. but all that exposition and stuff happens over the course of like 10 lines of dialog. I blinked and thought I accidentally leaned on the CTRL button. At the time of typing this I even restarted to see if I missed anything AGAIN. But no. This is all thrown at you at light speed and you, the poor maiden you are, have to seduce everyone because the only other males that exist are the three you beat up at the beginning. And when I say seduce, I mean casually brush against them accidentally and they suddenly irrigate all liquid from their body to the floor. Your character is so pure of heart, all the houses you own are solar powered. The only reason I know that is one of the early scenes the houses in the background (you own all of them btw..) the solar panels disappear and reappear magically.
This story snowballs so damn much. So you now own a whole street that has plenty of houses, a photo studio, a night club, a sex club, a light house and a giant robot. Obviously those last two are facetious but still. Lucky for you there's no residents, workers or living beings around that could possibly foil your plans. You hold a group interview, save an abused married woman, and become the surrogate father to her unborn child all simultaneously. When you talk to the wife beater in front of a cop you made fall in love with you by saying you're never gonna break the law, you bribe and threaten him and she giggles. Then you get a gun pointed at you by a woman, and to save yourself you turn around and essentially say "I'd love to fuck you" and that makes her stop. And you have sex.
Luckily, for me, the game abruptly stops as soon as you start one on one interviews almost mid sentence. So now I know to just ignore this one. As well as not seeing the KN tag I didn't see that it's only the like 4th version. Shows how much I read(which I usually do..) I've seen enough to know that this story will just be infuriating to me. The reason this isn't one star is there's still a little effort on the dev's side but not the kind I'd want. So congrats to the 3 people that made it to the end of this review, and if you did, this game is obviously not for you since you want to be informed and have a fully developed frontal lobe.
