English:............7/10
User Interface:.....3/10
User Experience:....7/10
Art:................7/10
Dialogue:...........5/10
Story:..............2/10
Opinion:............2/10................
Avg:..............4.71/10 [2.35/5]
Edit: EVERY time I get a notification someone liked this review my only thought is "What game is that?" Hopefully that illustrates the impact of this game.
Anyone who's been on this site should know, a 'game' based around MC going to college is going to be the most boring, unoriginal, formulaic slop. Anyone who says otherwise must have rose tinted glasses about the four girls that talked to them in college. No matter what, I'm not holding my breath that this will do anything original. Hell, the UI is stock outside a font and they changed the thumb for the volume sliders. Working real hard on UI/UX I see. And you don't even need to start the game to see what you're in for in terms of renders. The girl in the main menu has stiff, floaty hair that clips through her skull. It immediately feels like "We just wanted to push out something to entice patreon members." If you even try to say otherwise, the literal first scene is a sex scene. Meaning there will be no substance in this. And most character intros are either the character being naked, under dressed, deep cleavage, or bearing their cervix for all to see. I'm not one of those idiots that slut shame a bundle of pixels for liking sex, I just find it lazy and boring to write women this way.
I'm not 5 minutes into the story, and MC woke up, had sex, went to class, fell asleep right away, and you're given dream sex. MC's already bored, what does that make me? So add "dumb useless dream sex" to your shovelware bingo cards if you got em. And he's thrown out of class immediately because he doesn't have full control over his body as if he's a toddler. Why are so many MC's unable to control when they say something, or how much they ogle someone? And it's not like he mumbled something stupid, he just shouted it across class. You know what that's called? A functional or mental disability. So congrats, MC is mentally challenged. They also go RIGHT to another sex scene in a bathroom they somehow can't smell or see cigarette smoke in. So add little to no situational awareness to their characters. Welcome in the phone that has barely legible text. And MC continuing to be an actual dodo when Ivy propositions him for sex. If you need a masterclass in writing terrible characters, look no further than this. And Zoe, the sister type that all you know about her got mad, rightfully so, at mc for having sex and peeping on the mom type? She suddenly says "Yeah let's play dress-up with this girl you haven't seen in 10 years, us, the adults, play dress up." Real consistent. Gabriella also has this empty, stoned look on her glassy, lazy eyes which do not do her any favors. And nothing but dumb sex contrivances happen through the rest of the story. MC LITERALLY walks room to room and women throw their vaginas at him for no reason. "Because he was there" is the best explanation I can think of. He's pretty much just a doorstop.
Luna pushes sex with others onto MC, if only she knew he was an asshole already. He blackmails his aunt-type to do what the scummy stepdad(?) was doing already. The principal is using him for sex? I guess? And Ivy is using the actual dumbest person in the school to get better grades. My god. Gabriella shows up, MC has literally no memory of her, but then both of them act like they've never lost contact? Does no one read the things they type out after it's saved? Every girl bends over backwards for this wet blanket of a human being that is MC. The only saving grace of this was it's pretty short, I was worried it'd drag on, but no. MC is... Rewarded with sex from Luna for everything he does for her? What has this troglodyte done for her? Cheat on her? Get stale in the bedroom? Lie? I've yet to see one good thing MC has done the entire story. But it ends right there, at current End Of Content(0.5). It's not even funny bad, just boring.
The English would be good if there weren't weird phrases like "She's just a trouble causer" Because, sure, an English speaking human has totally said that before. The UI/UX is stock like I said, so no effort there. The art is... Fine. Rose has milky bloodshot eyes, Gabriella looks stoned and brain-dead, Ivy's piercing disappear, and none of the nipple look real, more drawn on. The animations are okay, not the usual slow motion back and forth but still just a single loop that doesn't do anything special. The Dialogue is fine, it's inoffensive if not a little stupid. The story doesn't exist. I was expecting too much when I thought there'd be a story of any kind, and that's my fault, I guess. If they could somehow turn it around to campy porn stories, I guess it would be fun bad? But as it stands, there's nothing here but porn animations. Just make those, don't waste our time on fluff text that makes me sad I read it. If you just need a wank, I guess this is for you, but I don't need to come back to this, ever.