English:............10/10
User Interface:.....3/10
User Experience:....7/10
Art:................6/10
Dialogue:...........9/10
Story:..............5/10
Opinion:............7/10................
Avg:.............6.71/10 [3.35/5]
As it stands, reviewing this game is gonna be an unfortunate experience for me. Not because I hate the game, far from it. I actually like this game a lot, it's one of the only AVNs to actually make me laugh. The real pain is going to be dissecting the non-existent story, bad coding, at best poorly executed and at worst just false gameplay promises, and my general distaste for anything DDLC-like. "Subversion of expectations" is getting so old, my expectations will be subverted if you don't try to do it. Add all that to the slower than glacial pace that this is developed at, and ultimately you have a disappointing game. To recap what little I remember about this, as it's been a long while, "MC moves into his NOTfamily's house after X years and suddenly, he's attracted to all of them. Then the slutty goth girl next door instantly wants to bang him." The end. Sure, the dialogue in this is better than most, but having the same shitty plot as every other game that exists is inexcusable. Shannon is the disgruntled younger sister-type. She's smart and has most of the comedic dialogue. Maeve is the older sister type that is literally just there to be a 4th wall boundary break. The mere idea of her character is the most annoying thing on the planet to me, and ultimately everything to do with her led nowhere. Olivia is the cougar, no further traits. And Angel is the aforementioned goth type with the trailer-trash sob story. Boo hoo. On top of all that, the art is dated and completely inconsistent. And again, I REALLY want to emphasize I love the dialogue in this. It's what made this whole this stick in my mind since I played it 5 years ago. But that's another thing.. FIVE years and the last few updates they can't advance the version number because they keep wanting to test BASIC renpy functionality. It's absurd. I went through the infinitely long script file, LIKE THEY WANT, because they don't seem to know you can split it up into any number of files, and it's all just basic stuff minus a glitch effect at the end that jumps you back so you can make the "right" decisions.
Really, I can't go on my usual long-winded tirade hitting every story beat. NOTHING happens. Like I said, MC moves in with his dads old friend with her two adult daughters. Shannon's friend Angel visits all the time because she can't stand her trailer trash mom. MC, uncharacteristically, has very little lines. The only person that lets him talk is Maeve. Her entire character is "CAN YOU TELL THIS IS AN AVN?!?!" All but one scene with her is a 4th wall break. Shannon is a typical tsundere type. And Olivia is the mother that wants to let loose. The story is nothing but I can happily say, characters don't do dumb shit for the sake of porn plot to happen. It all feels well written enough to work. Outside of Maeve, obviously. She has one decent scene when she feels regret about getting MC roofied on his first night. The rest is "You're so interesting because you're the player of an AVN." It's not cute. It doesn't entice me. And it gets old. It really is a shame that MC is mostly non-existent through this story. Shannon, Angel, and Maeve have good banter. Sure, it goes on a little too long and tries a little too hard, but it's not awful. I honestly believe that if this dev decided to actually write a story, I'd be a huge fan. But no, we're gonna get v6.6 because they've been frequenting the dokidoki discord to make another fake error screen.
This is probably one of my shorter actual reviews in recent memory. Mostly because this game is so short with no notable story. This is the second game ever, for me, to get a 10 in English. Not only do I not remember any typos, but it all reads like an actual English speaking human. I'm happy about that. The UI/UX is completely default. Not only that, but the music is mapped to the wrong slider somehow? How do you not touch the UI and still break it? It boggles the mind. The art, like I said, is dated. The lighting is inconsistent at best, Maeve changing hair color looks more like an accident than anything, and the male character models look cheap. The dialogue is still great. I'm very happy to admit it. They all feel personable, there's not a lot of forced references, outside Maeve, and the only complaint is that it's ridiculously short. The story, is nothing. It's not bad because there's nothing here, but it's not good because it's just not good. As for the opinion, I'm such a sucker for good dialogue that I bumped it up a lil higher than it needs to be probably.
If by some miracle the dev reads this. Write more. Screw all this ddlc fake error garbage. There's nothing in the forums. There's no external ARG thing, it's crap, frankly. You've made a couple good characters, now round out the other two that need more than horny mother and 4th wall. You need to fix a lot of code as well. Organize it and initialize variables better. I'll continue to be morbidly curious as this goes on.