Review of Chapter 1 Final
After you saw the movie Taken for the first time, did you want to go all Liam Neeson and take on the sex traffickers of the world? Me too! It never occurred to do that by making a porn game.
I got confused when, halfway through the first chapter, this game took an M. Night Shyamalan twist and suddenly became someone's term paper on sex trafficking. I'm giving the game one star because it did not list its sources.
I know that sounds weird as shit, but that's the brew this game has on tap. You take 2 parts Taken, 2 parts Narcos, 1 part Signs, mix it with concentrated white knighting, and sprinkle awkward and juvenile dialogue throughout and I dare you to chug it. You'll need a chaser afterwards. Not Bud Light though. Even this swill tastes better than Bud Light.
I suppose there was a time after vaping a bunch of keef that I thought it would be a brilliant idea to take Cinemax and The Learning Channel and force them to fuck until something popped out that would educate me while I was busting a nut. But, instead, I just slept it off and then beat-off to a CNN townhall with Elizabeth Warren when I woke up. Eeeehhh, close enough! I figured...
Thank goodness this game came along! Now, I can have the awkward seduction of the MC's aunt, oops, I mean his mom's "best friend" interrupted to show me a dramatized depiction of a violent rape and sexual torture so I can understand the horror of sex trafficking. Jesus. And I thought Forensic Files was hard to jerk-off to...
I guess I should keep this review on topic by talking about the game. Stock elements are everywhere, renders are poor, the story is nonsensical, the tone is all over the place, the dialogue is embarrassing, and the white knighting will choke you.
Fortunately, we know we can trust the information and education that this game provides because it was researched... on the internet. *Boner deflates*
Not recommended