Unity - Completed - Waifu School [Waifu Games]

Review of completed version

I love match-3 games, but this is just garbage. The script is so painfully bad and stupid that I skipped just about all of the dialogue. Typos and engrish are everywhere and the "story" is nonsense. Kid gets sent away because he's too much of a casanova, only to have the girls at his new school fall prey to his charms. If this guy is a casanova, than I make Wilt Chamberlain look like a 40 year-old virgin.

Sex is implied, never shown. You don't even get genitals. The art is appealing but there is very little of it. None of it is worth the effort to unlock it.

The match-3 game itself sucks with little variation in gameplay.

There's literally no reason to play this game.

Not recommended

I like Match-3 games, and as one of those, it kinda sucks. There's a couple of standard blocker-type tiles and some match-release tiles, but that's about it for variety. There's no power-ups, no skills, nothing to make the player-control side of things more interesting. A lot of the difficulty derives from speeding up the time limit, which makes a lot of late-game advancement rely heavily on RNG (looking at you Miss Valentina and Headmaster Kanna).

PRO TIP: press the circular arrow button on the bottom right the moment a board loads. It'll bring up the "Do you want to restart board" selection but, most importantly, it will pause the timer. Sure, it will obscure a bit of the board, but it will give you a moment to have a look for some good matches. Later puzzles will rely heavily on getting multiple-bonuses after multiple-bonuses so pausing using the restart menu to have a look at what else you can do as the match animations are happening is utterly vital to success. I highly recommend just restarting until you have a board that gives you an easy five or four tile combo to begin with, or a board that gives you an easy match for the match-release tiles.

Game mechanics aside, there are either grammar or translation issues here. A lot of them. It cheapens what little story there is. If you want to skip past it and go straight to the puzzle, again just click the 'restart board' button and press yes and it'll go right to it.

Porn-wise, the in-game sprites are better than the reward CGs (which seem censored, wtf?), and you can't even look at the sprites in the gallery.

So yeah. not good for a brainless match-3 game. Not even good for a fap. Go play Huniepop or Mirror.

Broken english and poor renders combined with tired and not very interesting match three mechanics would be forgivable if the art had some sort of payoff. But the result for beating each girl is a topless cheesecake shot that's tamer than most of the previews for other games on this site. Quite frankly, I went into this hoping for some sort of honey pop like dating sim... but that's just not what this game is. It's a quickly cobbled together match 3 game with a very restrictive time limit and non interesting game play.

This one earns points for functionally 'working' at least and being complete, but unfortunately that's really the best I can say about it. It's a functioning game, it's just not a very interesting, relate-able, interesting, or fappable game in any real regard.

I'd give this one a pass personally.