HTML - Completed - We Are the Beach Girls [v1.0.2] [DozyBird]

As I loved nethack (yes, I am that old) I had warm nostalgic feeling for this game...

Very minimalsitic gameplay, soem grind unless you use cheats, but kind of charming. Graphics is minimal but very good. Sound effects are minimal but very good. Story is minimal but kind of entertaining, writing is fine.

shorter game, but fun. A lot isn't explained, but it can be figured out easily. I really liked the combat, it was simple yet entertaining. Also, a lot is given without a subscription to a patreon, the only things that I found were just higher resolution pictures. 1080p suited me fine, though.

Quite a unique and enjoyable experience even if it is a little bit grindy. the combat is very simple just you smacking into other letters until the other letters die nothing particularly amazing there. I recommend it the plot is fairly humorous at parts and the h scenes are good.

RPG in txt if you play it make you feel eye candy, but 90% the girls on here a A to B type breast means why would guy who has beach house wouldn't they like him for his house? But I don't know if house is in shambles nor do I know if much details of house there no data.

Other thing that puzzles me why is he learning from homeless man? Most of time your learning get high which puzzles me. Data is missing or wiki detail of what you need to get for example you need desire + vigor to use as Health and attack make note of that otherwise you have less health points going into forest.

I played because it intrigued me. It doesn't continue it ends and I kind wished to know if beach bum and you have more adventures that wasn't the case.

This game is fantastic.
I've played a lot of games on this site, and I'm glad that I found this one. I'm happy to be a patron of this creator, and I hope they keep churning out games like this one!

Personally, I like the combat system and the art. This is one of those games that makes me wish it was longer, with more pregnancies, dialogue, etc.

This game is better designed and much more interesting than 90% of the games on here. and it's barely alpha. As it stands right now it's super basic and short, but that works for this kind of game. It can only get better!

Really clean game. I rather enjoyed the humor and the art. The interface is straightforward and the scenes and the content were on point. I am excited to see what else the developer has in store. Folks should check it out if they get the chance.

surreal and fun, character interactions are colorful

The 2D rogue elements blend so strangely with the good 3D models and stat based dialogue/sex system. Probably one of the freshest games I've played on f95

A nice, short and sweet title. Sexy scenes with a variety of characters and a rare example of some 3D artwork that doesn't look dead-eyed.

The rogue-like interface is a little clunky but it doesn't stop this for being a lot of fun.

A pretty fun small game. Don't know if the developers have larger ambitions to use this as a starting point, but whether they do or not, it's an original experience and at version 1.0.1 a complete one. A whimsical mini-roguelikeish game with some decent erotic material.

The mechanics are suitably simple for the purpose, but not too simple to become boring before the plot is finished. The images are good enough and the writing suits the purpose. It seems like the developers are pretty good at balancing both style and effort to suit their purpose. If they're going to expand this or start something larger, I'm quite curious to see where it goes.

Optional pregnancy, pubic hair, and easy to access sex scenes. Basically everything I want in a game, and a refreshing break from games that make you play for hours before even getting a kiss. Apparently I need more characters so hey....what's up?

It's a simple game, but it works. They put effort into the art that counts, and absolutely no effort into the art that doesn't lol. It could stand to be a little more replayable, and there could be some changes that better cater to fapping (like being able to replay scenes at the end before restarting). There is some grind but it's manageable. The gameplay is kind of engaging, to me, so I didn't mind it. I do wish the "repeat" option in the girls' dialog was explained, I never pressed it until the end for fear it would do something I didn't want (it just repeats the last convo you had with the girl, super helpful actuall). I would also appreciate some more content, obviously, but then it no longer becomes a "simple game that works". Maybe that's okay, but obviously takes more consideration.

So, all in all, yeah I recommend it, but it's nothing crazy. Also FYI, there are two scenes with the last girl (that I can tell, footjob and cowgirl), so if you haven't fapped at her scene, better do it there or you're fucked lol

I like the game, the gameplay is mostly like an old adventure game with fast pace combat. The art is amazing, 4k baby! The story is dumb but fun. It does not take itself to serious. I have high hopes for this game.

Good:
+ Short and snacky
+ Pretty good girl CGs
+ Decent polish during H scenes (sound, animations, x-ray, preggo option)
+ Okay humor

Meh:
/ Why is this .5 GB ?
/ ASCII gameplay.
/ ALMOST can play one-handed

Con:
- Early game the hardest part (Non-exsistant difficulty curve).
- Critical tutorial blurbs placed half way though the game.

Version Reviewed: v0.9

Overview: A beach bum tries to save his house by fucking all of the local women into voting for him.

Story: Fairly thin in this version (which is basically version 2), but you wake up one day to discover that your home has been designated a turtle sanctuary and will be demolished soon. Apparently you are a squatter living in an illegal shack because the idea of buying your house never comes up. In order to save your house you have to convince at least three local ladies to vote against the turtle sanctuary. That's as far as it goes now.

Gameplay: Stat building and Roguelike. You do a full on character graphics rogue clone (albeit with fixed maps, nothing procedurally generated) to build up your sex stats, which unlock more depraved options with the girls, which increase your stats when doing the roguelike content. There are currently 3 full dungeons consisting of 4-5 rooms each, and 2 mini dungeons. One mini dungeon appears every time you enter the forest, the other appears only a couple of times after you progress far enough with the girls. Early on the roguelike is fairly hard because you do almost no damage and some enemies are massive damage sponges. Unlike most roguelikes it is possible (and in fact fairly easy) to dodge most enemy attacks, but when you are only doing one damage a turn the enemies can wear you down. Once you unlock the more advanced sex options to build up your attack value the roguelike portion becomes trivially easy. The difficulty curve is heavily frontloaded in the current build. One interesting thing about the Roguelike part is that dying doesn't reset your progress, so you can Leeroy Jenkins the thing and still make progress.

Art: The ASCII graphics are what they are. The sexytime art with the girls is basic but nice. Don't expect backgrounds or anything fancy like that, but it's reasonably fappable. This version has exactly two girls in it, but you can go all the way with both. There is a placeholder for a third girl but she is not yet implemented as best as I can tell.

Conclusion: I appreciate people branching out from Ren'Py sisterfuckers and this game is well built enough that I don't have any major complaints, but it's not yet fleshed out enough for a full five stars. The difficulty curve might need some work as the minigame is quite hard at the start but becomes a joke by the time you're doing the second dungeon.

Game is nice and short, the minigame part is pretty easy once you get into it. It's not a complicated system for winning over the girls, just max stats. The minigame forest area part is easy enough, just dodging out of the way when enemies attack and it becomes a breeze.

I wish the stats were explained earlier, but it's not a big issue. The stats going into the forest are affected by desire and ego before going into the forest. Desire is gained initially by looking at the girls. Later on more desire and reputation can be gained with the girls by talking and hanging out with them, which means the turtle issue can be resolved (with enough charm). It's simple and easy to navigate, even one handed which is the most important thing.

The art and design of the girls is great, and the scenes are too. There's plenty of choices on what to do, plus in the late game you'll have all the scenes and have enough stats to do whatever. The shortness of the game is to the benefit here. Max 5-10 mins doing all the game stuff then the scenes can be accesses whenever, perfect.

Eagerly awaiting more content!

The game is fun and very well executed technically. Farming for charm and seduction does get boring quickly and the interactions with the girls are quite limited and repetitive.

You should however give it a try, the online version makes it a no brainer with no download and the rouge like aspect is really fun.

Very good combination of rougl-light mechanic with sex. This graphic system is same like in the first rougl-like game in history. I am curious if this is a deliberate reference. I hope the author will finish what he started .

Shows a lot of promise, nice balance of gameplay and porn (and the gameplay actually affecting the porn). Looking forward to seeing more. Feels like it might end up being a little short with just three girls but hey, time will tell I guess?

really love the game, though it starts a bit confusing with the combat, I especially love the 3d renders, i cant wait for more content even if the design is quite simple!

despite the simple design though it is quite fun, pixel art is fine and all but the 3d renders are amazing. I love it. I want more. though i hope there is a way to increase the sexual relationship without having to minus their relationship after getting friendly or something.
it feels a little forced sometimes