Unity - Completed - Wedding Witch [v1.01d] [Chowbie]

It was ok 5/10.
No, 6 out of 10.
It's not a porn game however, at all, not even softcore.
What it is though, is an alright, short, and jank, bullet heaven.

It's not good enough as a 'Survivors knock-off to be sold on that. But if this had been a mini-game, inside of a main game, it would be what people would spend most of their time talking about.

It's also almost certainly a cash grab, with missing features that it pretends to have (the extras button that does nothing, the character select that doesn't work, the lack of a gallery), abilities that don't work as intended (all the debuff spells do the exact same thing, if your attack radius is too large you hit nothing), and a dodge that doesn't know that Dodging is meant to Avoid damage.

But it's still fun, when it's free, or really, really cheap.

What I'm trying to say, is that this is bad for fapping, but great for tickling those Acromage/quent/Pazak feelings.

Should have checked the tags, considering i had played a good amount this game not realising that there is no sexual content, so that is on me. But besides lack of that type of content, the game is really fun for like the first three hours. But then it gets really repetitive, grindy and bland after that point. So while i did enjoy this for a few hours the luck based gameplay is not really my cup o' tea.

I would somewhat recommend you to play this game for a few hours, but nothing more than that.

Great gameplay just not very lewd or anything, if you want to play a good game than this is great but dont expect any sex scene or anything just some scandalous anime mommies. deserves more recognition

I don't get it?

It's a bad survival clone with lacking ERO content and of dubious quality.

The list:

• Innovation- one of the innovations is not having any ultimate or combined forms; another- luck based, run defining, special upgrades, and lastly- thematic luck based potion typing. It makes the game feel like its from before a time of many interesting survivor type games, feels like it regressed rather than innovated anything.
• Length- Each run is short ('normal' is 5 stages, 'hard' is 6...) but to get any meaningful progress you would have to grind stages for gold, for upgrades and pray for luck, since getting lucky is everything it is.
• Roguelite- has achievements and meta-progress, but progress is recursive and necessary- that's more gold to use to obtain more talents or something worded as poorly as '+1 amount' and achievements with gold as reward, that rely heavily on luck.
• Limited stage types- there are 3 types of 'game mode': Boss, Monster kill amount, Time and 'Unsealing' (unsealing is the same as time)
• Movement- horizontal movement feels much faster than vertical. Whether its the camera angler or an oversight, in result, moving feels awful.
  The dodge pathetic: is limited to 1, can't be upgraded, has no immunity frames, doesn't always react to getting used.
• The Ero- there is no ero, after stage completion you drink a potion and get to see a single screen of change: from small (hard to notice or no change) to substantial (heavily transformative) changes that don't reflect anywhere else- the pause menu, end screen or even the start screen (wothout full transformation run completion).
• Game status- its's marked and sold as complete, but there are plenty of issues: dubious translation that makes upgrades questionable and the dialogue unintentionally philosophical (at times). There's loading issues than occasionally cause screen edge or game stage area visual and performance issues, lack of convenience make it feel like a mobile game port. Content wise it's way too short.

I genuinely don't know why it's praised so highly, the only reason giving it a 2/5 instead of a 1/5 is because I believe its unintentionally awful, rather than a cash-grab.

Basically, this is just a decent not porn game. Quite captivating gameplay to spend few hours. Honestly, after having played through this game one time I wasn't even dissapointed as to the want of a lewd content, I had some fun and it's in itself a good accomplishment for a game.

Game is a lot of fun. But there is no porn. No scenes, and the incremental body modifications are very sparse, and really just a tiny element of the game.
The gameplay itself is a lot of fun. Which is the reason for the final rating. It just isn't a porn game. I really wish the game went properly into body modifications. There is a whole upgrade tab for magics and stuff. Would have been great if that included some lewd options.

Very fun but barely smut. pg-13, no sex or nudity. Game play is great if a bit luck based. You'll do most everything there is to do within twenty or so hours. Description is inaccurate, you play as the witch.

Actually bought the legit version on Steam.
I LIKE the game, it's not bad, but it's definitely not finished, and seeing the [Final] on F95 makes me worry the game's done.

Anyway, it's another Vampire Survivors, action-roguelite, horde battler, bullet heaven game.
Each transformation potion increases a certain aspect of the character, like making her boobs bigger or smaller, making her a catgirl, making her hips wide, whatever, but each transformation is tied to a certain skill vibe, like big breasts giving you a ton of huge explosive spells, or the corruption potions giving you DoT stuff.
The gameplay itself is fine, nothing extraordinary, though the game is weirdly really easy and you can pretty easily bumrush through all three difficulties in an hour or two

Lewd content, there isn't any. I don't even think there's nudity. The only lewd content is the fact you're making her bustier or turning her into a succubus I guess. There's a paid DLC gallery, which I assume must have something raunchy in there, but I'm basing that off a guess.

Dunno, overall it's just a solid bullet heaven game, definitely worth the money I paid for it on Steam, I just wish there was more to it.

TLDR: For a H game it's a 1/5 because there are only few images and not even sex scenes or anything but for game overall i liked it a lot 5/5.
The game is typical clone of the Vampire survivor and nothing will change it but it has a rly nice mechanic that potions change the apperance of the FML.
Too sum it up i will give a rating to power lvl of each potion and for their change to the Witch.
Hip: 7/10 gameplay wise 10/10 for the avatar (the only minus is your don't rly see the change after taking potion only the 6th one)
Big breasts: 10/10 gameplay 7/10 avatar (the only minus is that developr didnt make a Megumin ref to that one because it's EXPLOSION magic so why big breasts xD)
Small breasts: 10/10 gameplay (best passive in game with attack speed buff to all skills imo) 3/10 avatar
Beast: 1/10 gameplay (tried it and just this build is trash compared to others) 10/10 avatar
Corruption: 9/10 gameplay 9/10 avatar
Muscle: 6/10 gameplay 6/10 avatar

Other than the MC being hot and the potions modifying her body a bit this is basically not even an H game. It is super fun just as a vampire survivors type game though. Definitely worth it if you enjoy the genre or haven't tried it yet.

Fun survivors style game , more a snack than a meal so the fact that it's not 100% mechanically sound is easily overlooked.

No sex scenes, just a little TF stuff and an echi endscreen if you win a run.

Good quality, Minor visual bugs. Definitely worth the few $ it costs on steam.
Decent selection of progression and skill types. proper permenant Upgrade style and RNG progression throughout the game makes it Fun and less repetitive

Another Copy/Paste of Vampire Survivors but girl is really pretty!...
Especially Corrupted version and Wild Version... Muscle version is... nah... but wtf guy who were drawing it have no idea how to draw loli...

Small Boobs Witch looks terrible... especially her boobs...
But Hips witch looks insane good

Maybe because I played like 20 different Vampire Survivors already but difficulty level is kinda low... hitboxes are small AF so even if You think that You got hit... well You didnt...

Boss attacks are so dumb that You can often just stand in place and wait for them to die... unless they have charge attack or jump attack...

But final boss if You get good build You can wipe her in like 3 seconds so well... Difficulty is really low...

And there is no Hentai content... just sexy witch... but no rape / sex / hentai sadly...

I know someone is looking for exactly this part: There is no sexual content aside from some scantily-clad main character and final boss.
And you don't see either for more than a few seconds. I know it's one of the tags, but someone will still wonder.

2/10 for the H part of an H-game.
But it's actually a pretty damn good Vampire Survivor clone. Six different upgrade paths, consistent upgrades through gold, base abilities and universal spells.
It all fits together nicely, is fairly challenging, and has almost no time where I can just zone out and auto-pilot. The game requires your attention or you will drop dead abruptly.
I legitimately like it more than traditional Vampire Survivors. It's a lot of good work on everything except the sexual part.
If it had some kind of gallery or a way to combine the different potions and custom-make a girl for an endless mode, I'd rate it as a 5 star and a chef's kiss.

It does lack the H for a H-game, though. So It's gotta round down to a 4-star.
Legitimately fun, though. Give it a whirl!

An extremely fun Vampire-Survivors like. There are 6 different upgrade paths, each with their own different play style, and have as many unique weapons per upgrade path as some bad VS clones have for their entire game. What this means is, that when you hunt for particular CG endings, you wont get bored, since the amount of different weapon types is huge, making each game feel genuinely different. The three difficulties feel very fair, and fit the short but enjoyable nature of the game. They also have different types of enemies for each difficulty level, making them unique in that regard as well. I cannot stress enough that this is a well done, fun to play game in the Vampire Survivor-like genre. The plot is extremely barebones and simple, but the art is cute, and as you progress down a transformation path, you get to see the heroine slightly change, and change heavily upon maxing that transformation. The enemies also have halloween-esque designs and follow a vibrant, popping purple and pink color scheme.

Not a fap game, extremely fun for 3 hours or so, highly, highly recommend for fans of the gameplay genre who also happen to enjoy body transformation and halloween themes.

This is one of those "erotic" games that's more game than erotic.

If you want a good game? By free game standards, this is 5 stars. Vampire Survivors where the plot is a witch trying to make her curves nicer before the wedding.

If you want erotic content? Look elsewhere. It ain't here.

There's not really any content other than just unlocking the witch transformations, but I am really enjoying the mystic survivors gameplay.

Besides the traditional MS engine, it also adds a "bouquet" main weapon system, where you can gather flower upgrades for your main weapon.

If you find yourself getting stuck, here's some protips:
1. Focus your early game solely on your bouquet. Your bouquet scales a lot better with upgrades than the other weapons.
2. The passive upgrades you get from transformations also affect your bouquet. Getting the wide range from the big breasts or the attack speed from small breasts mid-game makes the game very easy.
3. Only upgrade your other weapons when you have your bouquet with full upgrades (power/ speed / angle) OR when you have a full transformation bonus.
4. Going for hybrid builds isn't really worth it. Your full transformations bonus make your weapons from that transformation completely bonkers. Choose a transformation and stick with it.
5. You should only pick other transformations for the passive bonus since they apply to other weapons too (and for the apperance I guess lol).

So here's the jest of the game from what I gathered from playing No Sexual Content Vampire Survivors.

To unlock the 6 blacked out CG of the witch, you need to acquire 6 hearts in its respective category. However, to obtain these hearts is entirely RNG. Beating each stage gives you 3 choices and if you're aiming for one specific CG, you have a 1 in 6 chance of getting the correct card you need. Sometimes said card gives you 1 heart, sometimes it gives you two hearts. Completely RNG. Then once you unlock it, you get 1 second of jiggle physics and that's it.

You do not get to play the character you just "unlocked."
You do not get their respective stats.
You only get their spells.

Then comes gameplay, It's a lot harder than vampire survivors.

Your dash (spacebar) is only 1cm, doesn't dodge anything at all and it has an absurdly long cool-down for something so so useless.
You're constantly worrying about your health bar. Health regen is very hard to find, outside of getting lucky from the occasional flower drops. And the potion drops from pumpkin heals only about 15% of your default HP. Getting swarmed and overwhelmed is common, due to having bad RNG with powerups/cards and the useless 1cm dash.

The game forces you to get your banquet power-ups for the first 10 levels, getting any special skills will utterly ruin your chances of killing mobs efficiently for level-ups. A couple specializations like beast are under-tuned compared to other specializations, or require a lot of support, which boils down to RNG.

There are no rewards for beating all 3 difficulties.
There are no rewards for unlocking all CGs.

The coins you get to upgrade your various stats are hard to get, making it very grindy

With the special .ES3 format, you can only edit your gamedata save file while the game is running
Cheating yourself max passive is the only saving grace for this shameful clone of vampire survivors

The Extra button in the main menu is only cosmetic, possibly there for future DLC that will actually add sexual content.

Your time spent is not rewarded to the extent it should be
(Unless you cheat and skip the grind)